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Author Review, July 30, 2009
This review is from: Elect Me If I'm Wrong: A Collection of Conservative Comedy (Paperback)
Hi,
My Name is Mike Westhead and thanks for taking a look at my new conservative joke book, "Elect Me If I'm Wrong." This title, as of now, does not have a search feature on Amazon so I thought I'd help you out and include a sample of jokes to give you an idea of what the book is about and to help you decide if you want to purchase it or not. I'm not changing policy with this book but I hope to bring some levity to the debate. I hope you enjoy this easy read.
If Adam Smith were alive today, he'd smack Obama with his "Invisible Hand."
Q- Why do demand-side economists continue to strike out?
A- They keep getting hit with the Laffer Curve.
Q- What will happen if illegal immigrants receive amnesty?
A- They will exchange running from the INS for running from the IRS.
Q- What do you call the drive, swim, run?
A- The Ted Kennedy Triathlon.
Q- Why are democrat women jealous of Sarah Palin?
A- She has abundant natural resources.
Q- Why do conservative men like Palin?
A- She wants to drill baby!
Okay, one more!
Q- What are the first dirty words Chelsea Clinton ever heard?
A- "Who's your daddy?"
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