Product Details

• Actors: Dan Haggerty, Julie Austin (II), Deanna Lund, Borah Silver, Mansell Rivers-Bland
• Format: NTSC
• Rated: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
• Studio: Futura Home Video
• Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• ASIN: 6301497368
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #169,628 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Grizzley Adams vs Nazi Elf., November 8, 2002

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"skullninja" (Mesa, AZ United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Elves [VHS] (VHS Tape)

The 5 star rating only applies for people who enjoy bad movies. It would be a 1 (actually more like a zero) if it was judged on it's merit as a serious film. Dan Hagarty plays an ex-cop who gets hired on as a department store Santa after the former Santa was killed by multiple stab wounds to the groin. It seems that a aged Nazi mad scientist has brought along a magically engineered creature with him to America where he has incestously produced a granddaughter to mate with this creature to give birth to the new master race. Dan chain smokes his way through his role and Deanna Lund makes an appearance as the wacko mother of the girl who is supposed to mate with the Elf. The ending will leave you asking the question "Huh?". Too bad MST3K didn't get a hold of this one.

4 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars daddy, what's elfs?? ELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, August 29, 2006

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ten speed - See all my reviews

This review is from: Elves [VHS] (VHS Tape)

I think Christ himself conceived of Elves, the cinematic attribute to faith in higher powers and the struggle for existence in a post-modern nameless world. It has all the merits and markings of divine intervention. Probably no human skull could hold the plotline, let alone just the main character's craftmanship and aptitude. Elves is a superior feat, showcasing the inherent will to persevere and the indomitable nature of the human spirit.

4.0 out of 5 stars As Bad As It Sounds, April 19, 2009

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Josef Tanson "The Unkamynality" (Orland, CA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Elves [VHS] (VHS Tape)

I remember seeing a commercial for this movie when I was around seven years old and had it stuck in my head for years. I have been searching for it for the past five years wondering if I dreamed it all up. Well, it found out it was real, and it is a must for B-movie fans.

The story revolves around a plot by the Nazis to use Elves as a way to create the "master race." The granddaughter of a former Nazi member unwittingly unleashes the elves who need her to create the "master race" on Christmas Eve.

Really good for a "Bad" movie. It's hilarious in it's absurdity and is just all around funny.