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Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual for Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and the Human Race Which Infests It [Paperback]

Martin Olson , Tony Millionaire , Mahendra Singh
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Book Description

July 26, 2011

A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms.

Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes "Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans," "Methods of Canning Human Pus," and "Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children."

Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders.

Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material.

Martin Olson's savage wit provides the firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since Mark Twain passed—channeling the real voice of Satan. Over the past fifteen years, Olson has written and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and A&E.


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Editorial Reviews

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Absolutely one of the funniest books ever. — Lars Ulrich, Metallica

Written by a man whose mind has an extra dimension. — Steven Wright, comedian

Brilliant in the vein of Twain with an air of Voltaire. — Marc Ian Barasch, author

About the Author

Martin Olson is a comedy writer, television producer, stage director and composer. He is also a playwright and poet known for comedic and unusual subject matter. Olson is best known as a "founding father" of the Boston comedy scene, as a collaborator with comedians, composers and artists, and as a writer-producer of off-beat television series and stage plays.

While selling comedy screenplays to Dreamworks, United Artists, Touchstone Pictures, and Warner Bros., Olson also wrote and directed live stage performances in Hollywood at the HBO Theater, The Steve Allen Theater and Comedy Central Stage featuring well-known comedians and actors.

Over the past 15 years, Olson wrote and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax and A & E.

Olson has written for Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Jonathan Winters, Denis Leary, Rodney Dangerfield, Rob Schneider, Penn and Teller, Richard Belzer, Bobcat Goldthwait, Kevin Pollak, Kevin Nealon, Kevin Meaney and many other Kevins.

Olson received an Emmy nomination and an Ace Award for television writing. As a composer, he was honored with a 2010 Emmy Nomination for Songwriting, a 2009 Emmy Nomination for Primetime Songwriting, and a 1997 Annie Award Nomination for Songwriting in an Animated Series.


Tony Millionaire was born in Boston and grew up in Gloucester, Massachusetts. He writes and draws the ongoing adventures of Sock Monkey, published by Dark Horse Comics since 1998. He is the creator of the syndicated comic strip, MAAKIES, which has been collected by Fantagraphics, who also published his graphic novel, Billy Hazelnuts. His comic strip Maakies has been adapted to the small screen as THE DRINKY CROW SHOW for Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

Born in Libya (despite his better judgment) to German and Indian parents, Mahendra Singh labored for many years as an art director and illustrator in the humid ambience of Washington, DC, the inspiration for many of the personalities depicted in this book. After inviting and escaping mob justice several times, he fled for the humid and frozen ambience of Montreal where he has gained some notoriety as an expert illustrator of all things Lewis Carroll and Surrealist. He devotes his spare time to designing tin-foil turbans for Hindus who no longer wish to hear the voices in other people’s heads, taking Buddhist shut-ins to Nirvana concerts and helping Quebecois atheists distribute blank pamphlets on the subway. His illustrations for this book were inspired by an inordinate lust for money and a solipsistic arrogance further encouraged by the honeyed tongue of Martin Olson.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Feral House; First Edition edition (July 26, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1936239043
  • ISBN-13: 978-1936239047
  • Product Dimensions: 7 x 0.7 x 10.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (43 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #333,639 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I agree with Lars Ulrich of Metallica August 7, 2011
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On the back cover of Encyclopaedia Of Hell, there is a quote attributed to Lars Ulrich of Metallica calling EOH "Absolutely one of the funniest books ever". I didn't want to agree but I did. Here's what happened. When my father gave me this book, I looked at it and said, "Huh? What the 'heck' is this supposed to be?". He told me to just read it and if I didn't laugh A LOT, then he would buy my gas for a month. Thinking of the $4/gallon gas prices,I said "Deal". Problem is, I could not stop laughing. Now, my father has a very weird sense of humor and we don't always find humor in the same things. But this time, he was right. I did laugh a lot. Of course, I had been reading Wuthering Heights just before he threw this on my lap, so maybe even the Encyclopedia Brittanica would have seemed funny, but I don't think so. This was definitely unlike anything I had ever read before. For instance, the word "Acne" as defined by Satan in the Encyclopaedia of Hell is "When devouring a human face, a delicious natural spice". Now that's sick, but wicked funny. In addition to the ingenious encyclopedic definitions, there is a "how-to" invade planet earth manual written by Satan which includes maps and diagrams. As a matter of fact, the illustrations in this book are some of the best I have ever seen. Several characters emerge as you read EOH, and I can't help but think what an interesting movie this would make. I didn't get the gas money, but have been sharing this book with friends and having lots of laughs.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Misanthropic Musings August 6, 2011
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When I stumbled upon Encyclopaedia of Hell's Facebook page, I was immediately taken with the book cover that serves as it's profile picture. Being drawn to anything having to do with the occult, I instantly assumed it to be some aged manuscript that had been dug up at some obscure sorcerer's crumbling abode, and reprinted by an equally obscure publishing house sympathetic to the aspiring mage. Upon further inspection, I discovered it was a book of satire, allegedly written by Satan Himself. Dashed were my hopes of at last finding a spell or three that would grant me the power to turn my long list of wretched enemies into ebola-afflicted three-headed mules. Undaunted, however, I continued my investigation.

What I discovered was a book that accomplished what my miserable former fiance through her best efforts could not: bring tears to my eyes. The kind of tears that accompany intense bouts of laughter, of course. The biting commentary by Lord Satan on the inane futility of human existence is priceless, but it is his bumbling editor Zyk who almost steals the show with his memos to "the publisher" interspersed throughout The Encyclopaedia cataloging his mishaps and misadventures (of all the demons mentioned in the book, his is the sole unfamiliar demonic nomenclature). The amazing thing about Encyclopaedia of Hell, is the extent to which Martin Olson has fleshed out all of the supporting characters in the limited space allotted. Yet through intermittent notes the personalities of Lilith, Behemoth, Belial, and other demon commentators are cemented into the brain almost immediately.

This Encyclopaedia is one of the best books I have ever purchased. From the writing to the illustrations to the binding itself. Since childhood, the only scent that could send me into joyful paroxysm other than freshly washed hound, was the smell of new books. I must abashedly admit Encyclopaedia of Hell is the best smelling book I've bought since Science Fiction Book Club's hardback collection of Edgar Rice Burroughs' "Mastermind of Mars & Fighting Man of Mars".

To the prospective reader of Encyclopaedia of Hell reading this review, believe me when I tell you that it will be cash well spent. I have never pre-ordered anything in my life, yet I did so with this book knowing little to nothing about it's author. It looked to be a winner, and I was right. You will read this book more than once, you will share passages from it with your family and friends. Despite your sharing nature, you will insist that others purchase their own copies, defending yours like a politician's ailing reputation. If you are so bold as to read it in public, be mindful your explosive laughter may attract the wrong kind of attention in the form of white coats and blue uniforms.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wow! Really Funny! September 2, 2011
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This is a very funny book. I think you have to have to have a sick sense of humor to really appreciate it. I do,so I loved it. I thought the illustrations and the definitions were hilarious! My favorite would have to be the guide for eating humans and how each one tasted. I would definitely recommend this book. It will keep you laughing for a long time!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars A delightful read for a species as intresting as ours :)
Who would have ever known all which the human-species possesses?! Informative, entertaining, not quite sure what?! However this might strike you, one very interesting book!
Published 1 month ago by justin0311
5.0 out of 5 stars It's a mystery!
I bought this book for Christmas for my widowed mother and last week at her funeral , my brother and I were wondering if the book had anything to do with her passing. Read more
Published 3 months ago by mark.shepherd
5.0 out of 5 stars Hellaciously Funny Read
I would not like to camp overnight in the woods of Martin Olson's brilliantly wicked noggin, but as for the wonderful things that fly out of it like flaming ghost owls screeching... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Troy Donald Devolld
5.0 out of 5 stars Sick Hilarious Genius
A sardonic parody that has been compared to Mark Twain, by Satan, a laugh-riot himself. If you like to point and laugh at the sadistic behavior of mankind, you'll love the true... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Brian's Monkey
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, funny blasphemy!!!
Very well written. A must have to understand how we're going to be invaded and laugh while the demons do it.
Published 4 months ago by J.H.
5.0 out of 5 stars ★EOH★
"Thunder Kisses!!! Excellent Book... once I started reading it I couldn't put it down, funny, clever and Diabolically entertaining! "
Published 6 months ago by Reader in Hell
5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest book ever
Martin Olson does an incredible job with this book. A true page turner, and hilariously funny to book. Tony Millionaire does a fantastic job with the illustrations! Read more
Published 7 months ago by ShadowAce
5.0 out of 5 stars The Book of the Deadpan
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By now, you should know there is no instruction manual for life. There is, however, one for the Apocalypse, Armageddon or, at least, 2012. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Joanna Buquerme (Joanna Bookworm)
2.0 out of 5 stars Not Very Funny
This book is stupid. It is not funny --- though it tries hard to be "with it". Don't waste your money.
Published 8 months ago by sierrafoothills
5.0 out of 5 stars Encyclopedia Of Hell
Book has interesting pictures. Kinda like a dictionary with writers own meanings to "humans and earth". Humorous and interesting, with a bit of seriousness.
Published 12 months ago by TC
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