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Endless Honeymoon [Hardcover]

Don Webb (Author)
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January 9, 2001
Way back when, Robin Hood's turf for his deeds of derring-do was England. Nowadays, Willis and Virginia work the turf in Texas, righting wrongs by spotting society's nastiest creeps---the mean and bitter people who make everybody's lives worse. (A high-powered computer program allows them to identify these people easily.) Their modus operandi is to perform an ingenious prank on the nasty cuss in hopes of rehabilititating him or her.

Imagine the shock when they put a prank into action on July 4th . . . only to find their victim has just been murdered for real.

Someone must be one step ahead of them.

And indeed, someone is, a shadowy figure. Someone else is also lurking one step behind them, and there's an FBI agent who's keeping pace with them, and it seems there are other figures in the mix . . .

Like a caper novel as Philip K. Dick might have written it, Endless Honeymoon is a weird and wild run through the world of crime.

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Amazon.com Review

This funny, freaky, tender little caper novel about a couple of merry pranksters is a true original. (That doesn't mean it's great, just original.) It's not only unique, but amusing as well, although in places it reads like the stoned meanderings of a computer nerd with an X-Files addiction. If one of those dopey geniuses who do all the data mining for agents Mulder and Scully could write, this is what he'd come up with.

Virginia and Willis, a happily married young pair of cybersleuths, have stumbled on a computer program that somehow identifies the folks everyone loves to hate-- the petty tyrants, the rumormongers, the snoops, the bitter but not (yet) damned. Then they scare these mean and nasty but otherwise ordinary people into changing their ways. But when they set out to "rehabilitate" an ice cream store owner who cheats little kids out of full scoops and find out she's been murdered for real, they discover that the joke's on them. Someone's using the same program, has beaten them to their target, and is playing for real. This so- called S-Killer has driven several otherwise sensible FBI agents to madness and murder in the course of their efforts to find him. And now the S-Killer is stalking Virginia and Willis in a high-stakes game of double-dealing that ends in a "memory restoration" sanitarium in New Jersey.

This is an implausible, improbable, and highly entertaining tale, just right for that conspiracy theorist with a deranged sense of what's funny who happens to be on your gift list. Failing that, it's a lively read for anyone willing to suspend disbelief who's facing a summer of X-Files reruns. It will help if they share the author's fondness for young lovers, stupid tricks, and weird goings-on, all seasoned with a healthy dose of very dark humor and a suitably happy-ever-after ending. --Jane Adams

From Publishers Weekly

As readers of his two previous mysteries (1998's The Double, 1999's Essential Saltes) know, Webb likes to whip up murder, humor and sex into a heady froth. His latest starts out with a similar blend of ingredients and for more than half its length seems destined to be a memorably enjoyable outing. A married coupleDWillis and Virginia SpencerDget their kicks by punishing wicked people in their native Texas, using carefully staged scenes of vengeance to frighten them almost to death. One such prank turns lethal when the Spencers cross paths with a legendary serial killerDthe same man who developed the secret computer program that helps them target their victims. Also in the mix are two FBI agentsDone ex and one currentDobsessed with finding the serial killer. So far, so noirDespecially when the killer turns out to be a sad and fragile old gentleman. But things begin to sag when Webb adds one ingredient too many: a mysterious woman who has hired the ex-FBI guy to bring her the head of a longtime quarry. (Jan. 6)
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Minotaur Books; 1st edition (January 9, 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312265824
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312265823
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.9 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,128,760 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Engaging, spooky, imaginative mystery, May 2, 2001
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Richard R. Horton (Webster Groves, MO United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Endless Honeymoon (Hardcover)
Endless Honeymoon is the third in a recent series of Texas-based mysteries by the engagingly odd writer Don Webb. I say series, but the books are very loosely linked, sharing mostly some Texas settings, and occasionally featuring major characters from another book as minor characters. This latest book, after The Double and Essential Saltes, is even more loosely linked, as the protagonists of the other two books were brothers. All three books are highly recommended. They lead male characters are all likeable, somewhat nerdy, and very uxorious. The subject matter is always a bit off-center, and quite different from book to book, but computers are always central to the books. And you can count on a mention of fireworks.

This book is about a couple named Willis and Virginia Spencer. They are independently wealthy (Virginia inherited money, and Willis made a bundle as a Y2K expert), and they spend much of their time performing rather cruel pranks. Their victims are people whom they have discovered who are "psychic vampires", who delight in causing misery to those around them, and Willis and Virginia hope to teach these folks a lesson. They choose their victims by means of a computer program Willis found during his Y2K work. It turns out, however, that the program was written by a man who takes the whole thing a bit more seriously: he murders the "psychic vampires" instead of simply scaring them. And one day, unluckily, Willis and Virginia choose the same victim that this other man has chosen.

Before long, several people are on the track of the couple. One is the agent the FBI has assigned to the case, a young Hispanic man named William Mondragon. This case has the reputation of driving FBI agents crazy, and indeed the previous agent on the case, Abel Salazar, has quit the FBI and is working for someone else, also looking for the killer, and he tracks down both Mondragon and the Spencers. Add the real killer himself, who may be looking for a successor to carry on his work, and the mysterious person behind Salazar, and the Spencers are in big trouble. Before long Virginia has been kidnapped and Willis and Mondragon are on a wild chase after both her and the real killer. The resolution is quite scary, involving several people who are both insane and evil, and dealing with Virginia's past abuse by both her father and her first husband, with the real killer's wasted life, and with a strange psychiatrist.

The story is full of imaginative action, and it's fast moving and exciting. Webb does not shy away from the moral implications of all his character's actions, and from the unfortunate attractiveness of the "psychic vampire" killer's agenda. Willis and Virginia are flawed and likeable, and even the villains, mostly, are real (if very strange) people, and not wholly villainous. (The only exception is clearly completely insane.) Another outstanding mystery novel by one of our most interesting and imaginative writers.

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A welcome change of pace from the usual fare, March 15, 2006
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This review is from: Endless Honeymoon (Hardcover)
In Endless Honeymoon, Webb chronicles the exploits of a serial killer with a unique obsession: the aptly named "S**tkiller," on a personal mission to rid the world of those who delight in the misery of others, targets only the mean and cruel spirited. Although he's made dozens of kills across America over the course of several decades, the FBI has few clues as to his identity or motive.

The job of tracking down this legendary killer has ended several careers, most recently that of Abel Salazar. Although severed from the Bureau, Salazar, funded by a mysterious benefactor, continues the pursuit, obsessively following up every lead regarding his nemesis, including several uncovered by his successor in the investigation, the hapless Special Agent William Mondragon.

Recent events have led Mondragon to focus on Willis and Virginia Spencer, a couple who, stumbling upon an early version of the killer's victim selection software, have put it to an entirely different use--instead of killing the targets, they play elaborate pranks on them, hoping to scare them into changing their ways. Unfortunately for the well meaning couple, their activities bring them into direct contact with their spiritual "mentor" when they one night find they have selected the same target. That fateful encounter is a catalyst for the rest of the novel, setting in motion a bizarre scenario where all parties are eventually thrown together. The results are by turns outrageous, tragic, and comic.

Essentially a "road" novel, the book hangs together nicely. Webb always keeps things hopping, even while exploring relatively familiar terrain. The narrative draws most of its strength from the revealing interactions of a strong ensemble cast--Webb explores the duality of love and hate, fate and chance, loyalty and betrayal, crime and justice, retribution and forgiveness, all the while making his audience laugh its collective head off. His skewed perspective, one he shares with fellow Texans Joe R. Lansdale, Howard Waldrop, Neil Barrett, Bruce Sterling, William Browning Spencer and Lewis Shiner, and with spiritual brother David Prill (a Minnesotan!), is a breath of fresh air, raising Endless Honeymoon high above the usual fare.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Runs out of Gas, June 7, 2001
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This book starts out with an interesting premise, but it soon becomes simply tedious.
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