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21 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Sucks like a five-pound leech.,
By D.W. Williams "Dave" (Pittsburgh) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Epic Movie (DVD)
This is perhaps officially THE worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. Uncreative and dull, Epic Movie does nothing more than throw distasteful gags and humorless jests to the screen, hoping that the mess will somehow stick. Unfortunately, it doesn't. Don't bother with this stinker. Try Pirates or Borat! instead.
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
As bad as you might expect,
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This review is from: Epic Movie (DVD)
Nobody goes into a movie like this thinking they will see great art, but I was hoping for at least a modicum of cleverness and originality. I didn't find it here. This movie just isn't very funny, not even in a stupid, toilet humor kind of way. I also thought it a bit weird that the main film parodied was "The Chronicles of Narnia," a film I'm sure many little kids saw. There is no way an 8 year old should see this movie. There is way too much sexual innuendo for that. I'm sure some of the target audience for this movie saw "Narnia," but I think it would have made more sense to parody the "Lord of the Rings" films, since they are geared for an older audience. I can think of a lot of stupid movies that are genuinely funny, but this isn't one of them.
11 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
"Epic" Only in its Pointlessness,
By The film starts with a narrator informing us about four orphans that fate will reunite. The first orphan is Lucy (Jayma Mays), who we first see in the Louvre Museum, running from the masochistic albino monk who murdered her beloved curator (a cameo by David Carradine). She follows several clues--such as a message written on the Mona Lisa saying, "So lame the hair of Tom"--all of which lead her to a vending machine. She then finds a Willy chocolate bar, opens it, and finds a golden ticket. She'd probably be more excited about her find if only she weren't as dumb as a brick; what other kind of a person would run through a museum in stiletto heels? The second orphan is Edward (Kal Penn), who lives a dreary existence in a Mexican monastery. One day, he decides he's had enough of the awful food he's served everyday (especially since on that particular day, his meal is a dead cat). This doesn't sit well with Nacho Libre, who orders a child no older than nine to beat Edward senseless. Luckily for Edward, he grabs hold of a monk's Willy bar just as he's being thrown through a window. Inside is a golden ticket, which Edward thinks will mark the start of a better life. The third orphan is Susan (Faune A. Chambers). We first see her as she's riding a plane, where a swarm of snakes have inexplicably taken over. In marches a Samuel L. Jackson wannabe, who does nothing but continuously shout how he's had enough of these snakes. He then grabs Susan and tosses her out the plane. Thank God this character lives in a parody world, where a Paris Hilton look-a-like is enough to break such a long fall; she even gets to mutter her trademark line, "I'm so hot," before she's crushed by Susan. And it seems that falling over thirty thousand feet wasn't a total loss; Susan reaches into Hilton's purse and finds a Willy bar, which contains a lucky golden ticket. The fourth orphan is Peter (Adam Campbell), a mutant that's a misfit even amongst mutants (his special "power" is the ability to sprout puny chicken wings and run away feeling scared). No one will give him the time of day, not Mystique (Carmen Electra), and certainly not Magneto (Jim Piddock), the school's principal. When he uses his power to open a locker door, Peter walks directly into it, causing him to hit his head and fall to the floor. As would be expected, a group of mutant students laugh and walk away. But then a Willy bar falls out of the open locker, and Peter finds a golden ticket waiting inside. The four orphans reunite at Willy's factory. Unfortunately, the joy and happiness will have to wait. This is because Willy (Crispin Glover) lets them in on a little secret; his candy tastes so good because it's made from human parts, specifically those of orphans. In attempting to escape, the orphans find a wardrobe, one that's actually a portal to the land of Gnarnia (spelled with a silent G for legal purposes). There, they learn of a prophecy stating that two sons of Adam and two daughters of Eve will defeat an evil queen with a dirty name (Jennifer Coolidge), who rules Gnarnia with an iron fist. If there's to be peace and tranquility throughout the land, it's up to our four clueless orphans--and the half lion, half human Aslo (Fred Willard)--to save the day. Having just given a plot description, I'm beginning to wonder why I even bothered; this is the kind of film that completely disregards story for the sake of heavy handed jokiness. Consider the numerous pop culture references: a faun named Mr. Tumnus gives Lucy a tour of his house in the style of MTV's "Cribs," showcasing the lifestyle of a hip hop star; Edward escapes the queen's castle with the help of a Jack Sparrow parody (Darrell Hammond), who stars in a spur-of-the-moment rap music video; during the end credits, Edward is in a prison cell with a Mel Gibson parody, who holds a half-finished bottle of alcohol. I understand the direction the filmmakers were going in; parodies often include such references, if for no other reason than staying on top of current events. But if one hopes to make fun of today's day and age, one should go about it with the intent to make people laugh. The real version of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" has Freddie Highmore saying, "Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy." I suppose the same can be said for parody films, even if they fail to be funny. If pure mindlessness is what you seek, and if you see the humor is portraying the "Harry Potter" characters as wasted losers, then by all means, go and see "Epic Movie." I maintain my position that it's an unfunny film that you need not waste your money on. When I reviewed "Scary Movie 4" a year ago, I said that renting an older parody film like "The Naked Gun" or "Hot Shots!" would be just satisfying. In the case of "Epic Movie," I think renting an older parody film will be even more satisfying; at least none of those films have a scene of Sudoku being played by peeing in the snow.
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