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Erotic Sound Effects

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This was a huge waste of money! There was very few 'erotic' tracks on it. I see nothing erotic about phones ringing, pig noises, etc. I expected sexy music perhaps but this is a ridiculous waste of a CD. There is some woman saying "Come up and see me sometime" and "Is that a gun in your pocket..." several different ways. Lame, lame, lame. Save your money. The only reason I was generous enough to give it one star is because the site didn't give me the option of ZERO stars.

Other reviewers seem to have thought that this was a CD intended to be listened to from beginning to end, like, say, Cyborgasm. But this is a sound-effect CD of effects to be put into your own productions (although it has the boilerplate exclusion on re-recording which is stupid, and so the copyright status is totally unclear).
But as such, it is hard to see how some of the dialogue excerpts are intended to be used, and the space would be better given over to additional genuine sound effects. But for $... who can complain.

if you like tame, lame softcore, this is for you. no heat, nopassion, just a lot of mild sounds of lovemaking (like listening to amiddle-aged couple through a motel wall) and a lot of tedious "mood" bits. I felt more excited after listening to Dr. Laura than after listening to this.

This is a sound effects CD devoted to the sounds of lovemaking. It starts off with a bunch of actors saying "pick up lines". Then, an actress imitates Mae West and says some of her most famous quotes. The next section features the sounds of romantic locations. Next, some rather "off the wall" sounds, like jungle drums and pigs snorting, which have little to do with sex. The next section features the actors saying "flirtatious" lines. Then, someone imitates Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy Birthday". Next up, the actors perform "sexy" answering machine messages. The next section features more "romantic" sounds. The next section features what is supposed to be the sounds of people having sex. And the last part of the CD features more sounds of people having sex. The CD is fairly well produced, but I don't see that the sounds would be too useful as "sound effects".

I effing love this CD! I don't know what's better, the track titled "Whipped Cream Application" or the monster follow up hit "Whipped Cream Application Removal"? Hands down the best call and response since The Human League's 1981 hit song, "Don't You Want Me", (a song which still truly holds up, I might add). There's no disputing the fact that this is the best use of whipped cream in an a strictly audio only recording. Others have tried to best it and I give them credit for their efforts, but hey lets face it, it takes a lot of finesse to pull off recording whipped cream not to mention recording whipped cream removal, but when it comes down to it your really can't mess with a classic and and Whipped Cream Application, and Removal nailed it! They really did! The only thing missing from this track is the cherry on top!

Also I've got to give props to the specificity of the track titled "Wave Crashing at Big Sur", because you know when I'm listening to the sound of sexy waves crashing up against a beach one might wonder which beach those waves are crashing. Well wonder no longer, those waves crashed on Big Sur, baby! Yeah they did!


Oh sweet mystery of life at last I have found you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots of great snippets of erotic sounds, broken into very useful tracks. Great little sound effect piece.