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29 of 33 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
A dead-on sexy spoof of TV's Survivor,
By Daniel Jolley "darkgenius" (Shelby, North Carolina USA) - See all my reviews (HALL OF FAME REVIEWER) (TOP 100 REVIEWER) (VINE VOICE) (REAL NAME)
This review is from: Erotic Survivor (DVD)
Erotic Survivor is a pretty funny spoof of the reality show Survivor, poking great fun in particular at the whole alliance and trust aspect of the game. We see a lot of individual segments with each character, which makes the Survivor gambit play even better. We start out with 8 contestants, all of whom are stranded out in the woods a good hundred feet from civilization, and director John Bacchus stands in as the Jeff Probst-like host. The contestants are in for 3 days of roughing it, while competitions are held each day to determine what tribe loses out. On one side we have the Hey-Hu-Nanni tribe with the annoying hypocrite Christian, the weird whiskey-drinking Ward (who actually resembles Burt Ward), the doped-up hippy Bernie, and Mary the professional censor. Across the way, there is the Pu-Nanni tribe consisting of a red-headed Esmerelda Dellarocco, Jade Duboir, the enticing Misty Mundae, and the typically outgoing Darian Caine. The girls' principal weakness is their preoccupation with carnal matters of a decidedly female nature, although this preoccupation also affords them an effective means of keeping their spirits up. The prize all of these men and women are playing for is an incredible sum of twenty dollars (that's not a typo)-that kind of money can buy you a lot of beer, as Darian points out. Competitions consist of a truth-baring relay with something other than a baton, a Spam can-opening contest, and a question and answer round on the subject of sexuality. The erotic segments of the movie aren't bad, but they're not what I would call sizzling either. Fans of both Darian Caine and Misty Mundae should not work themselves into a frenzy because there is no intense interaction between the two here; I myself found that somewhat disappointing. Actual Survivor moments are put to good use here, including a tapioca search and the discovery of a supposedly hot mud pit. If you watch this movie for the girls only, you might be disappointed to find that there is as much time spent on spoofing Survivor as there is. The erotic action is actually somewhat limited in this Seduction Cinema production, but there is a better than average amount of comedy. My particular favorite moment is Esmerelda stopping to light a cigarette while trying to start a fire by banging rocks together. Featuring a heavy-handed satirical take on Survivor, plenty of laughs, and a decent amount of Seduction Cinema girls being Seduction Cinema girls, this low-budget video is not a bad way to waste and hour and a half.
17 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Not as erotic as you might think...,
By A Customer
This video has beautiful women in it, but they are like the sirens of Ulysses --- there to lure you into buying this long & silly parody of the TV show, "Survivor." Granted, I did not watch the show or maybe I'd have like this video more, but the tape wasn't advertised as much as a Survivor re-make as it was a babe-fest of girls-with-other-girls, and so I bought it thinking it was something it was most assuredly not! Oh, there was some girl-girl action, but I thought it was mostly lame. The female casting was excellent, but the scenes themselves lacked imagination and creativity. And over half the video was those stupid guys and their boring Survivor-parody. It was a waste of videotape! My VCR's fast-search button got a real work-out during this one. As for the women, I liked the red-haired girl (sorry, I can't remember her name), and Darien Caine is hot, too. Misty Mundae is also really cute, but I'd have to say it was Jade who put the most effort into making this one work. Sadly, even her efforts were not enough to make me happy to have purchased this one. A big thumbs down!
5 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Vote it off the island!,
By Jamie W. "jamers" (NC, USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Erotic Survivor (DVD)
I agree with the other reviewer...this was very lame. It tried to be funny and sexy and failed miserably on both points. Bad acting and not enough action (to make it worse, the "action" that was there was not very entertaining). I'd give it 0 stars if I could. This one definitely needs to be voted off the island and erased from memory. It was not worth the money.
7 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Very Funny & Very Sexy (But More Comic than Erotic),
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5 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
This one needs to be voted off the island,
By A Customer
This review is from: Erotic Survivor (DVD)
This was lame. Not much action... too much stupid acting. Wish I would have got something else.
1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
why did they make this movie?,
By gonzoriffic (athens, GA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Erotic Survivor 2 (DVD)
i'm a huge fan of seduction cinema's "erotic parody" movies, and of director john bacchus. the original EROTIC SURVIVOR is an exceptionally well-made goof on the popular television series, full of hilarious jokes (like all of bacchus's movies) and always fun to play when you throw a party. however, i'm having a hard time figuring out why bacchus made EROTIC SURVIVOR 2. it has none of the elements that made the first one good, it feels like no one really wanted to make this movie. even bacchus, who plays the host of EROTIC SURVIVOR 2, appears to be having one miserable time. if i didn't know better, i'd say he was somehow obligated or forced to make this. without the energetic acting and funny dialogue that always separates a john bacchus film from the hordes of other... flicks out there, you're left with an empty viewing experience. the DVD itself is also unusually spare in the extras department in comparison to past seduction cinema releases. all you get is a brief "making of" feature and a couple trailers for films that are already available. the only assumption i can make is that bacchus did EROTIC SURVIVOR 2 for the hell of it, sometime when he was working on PLAYMATE OF THE APES, his most ambitious and highly entertaining effort yet. check that one out, skip ES2.
4 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Another soft-core winner from John Bacchus.,
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This review is from: Erotic Survivor (DVD)
Erotic Survivor is a hot and funny straight-to-video flick that parodies the reality t.v. program "Survivor". Not only are the women hot (Darian Caine, Esmeralda De La Rocca, Misty Mundae, Jade) but it's funny as well. The girl-on-girl scenes are smoking. I couldn't be happier. I love the videos from Seduction Cinema. You can't go wrong with their videos. John Bacchus is a genius! No bannana hammocks to spoil this one.Highly recommended! |
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Erotic Survivor 2 by John Bacchus (DVD - 2005)
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