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Erotic Witch Project Collector's Edition DVD

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Finally a soft core film fans can truely enjoy! Too many hard core and soft core films rely on canned music and quick disolves. Like the Blair Witch Project, The Erotic Witch is photographed and works on the same voyeuristic levels. The Erotic Witch is one of those special movies that the sex scenes themselves dictate the pacing, climax and stucture of the scenes. The tent scene is one of the best lesbian scenes I have seen in years. Darian Caine and Katie Kean are Goddesses! Very well acted and brilliantly directed by John Bacchus who has a great sense of the sensitivity and warmth of lesbian sex. Buy this movie immediately! You will not be dissappointed!

It was bound to happen, wasn't it? It was inevitable that we would see numerous "Blair Witch Project" imitators and parodies in the aftermath of the most successful indie flick ever, but how were we to know that one of the first ones out of the gates would be so close to hardcore lesbian porn?

"The Erotic Witch Project" follows a setup roughly the same as its inspiration. Katie Keane (taking on the Heather Donahue role as the obsessed documentarian) and her two friends Darian Caine and Victoria Vega decide to hike into the woods, armed with two camcorders, to shoot a documentary about a local legend: the Erotic Witch. Before their steamy adventures begin, they interview some townsfolk about the legend, and we learn that the Erotic Witch has the uncanny power to make people extremely horny. Oh, beware!

Once the girls get into the woods, the movie becomes a nonstop charade of nudity and lesbian sex. Yes, this title from Seduction Cinema (the erotic division of E.I. Independent Cinema) delivers pretty much what it promises. The girl-on-girl action is more explicit than the softcore romps on late-night cable -- stopping just short of hardcore, in fact. The only gripes I have about the sex scenes is that the lighting is a bit harsh, and the girls don't appear to be truly enjoying themselves. For instance, whenever the girls start to kiss, one of them quickly pulls away -- to explore a more private region of her partner's body, no less. The girls are nice to look at (Katie Keane especially), even if the lighting isn't very flattering.

Director John Bacchus tried to make this a funny spoof of "The Blair Witch Project," but he's less successful in this area. Instead of the girls finding piles of rocks outside of their tent the morning after a passionate lesbian encounter, they find dildos and porn mags. Instead of weird stick figures in the trees, there is -- gasp! -- a blowup doll. And of course, someone steals their clothes in the middle of the night, so near the end they're all pretty much walking around the woods naked.

One scene in which the parody does actually work is the one that spoofs Heather's whispered confession to the video camera. "I'm so scared," Katie says, "and I'm so horny at the same time." They got the framing right in this one (almost just like its counterpart scene in "The Blair Witch"), and Katie does a good job with her speech -- then she starts fondling her breasts, of course. If only the rest of the movie had been this inspired.

This movie is actually quite good! The three girls are beautiful (especially the blonde!), and there's a sense of humor at work here which makes it a fun parody to watch! Also, the interaction between the women is HOT, with creativity and imagination in evidence. The only part I didn't care for was the inclusion of that stupid gorilla. But aside from that, two thumbs up from me on this one!

Most of you know or have seen The Blair Witch Project!This'Erotic'version follows the same plot path but with an erotic twist although the building is missing at the end =)The 3'actresses'in this movie look gorgeous!If you liked Blair Witch Project and you're into lesbian action then this is THE movie you DON'T wanna miss out! It's not XXX but it comes close.The image on the DVD is crystal-clear,as if you'd just pulled it out of your own camcorder but the sound is mono though.The 50 minute documentary showed scenes from different angles you saw in the movie.John Bacchus did a great job and I'm looking forward to his next movie Girl explores Girl:The Alien Encounter.

In the midst of the popularity of The Blair Witch Project, it was inevitable that such a pop phenomenon would come to inspire so many parodies. Unsurprisingly, one such spoof took the soft core path, and it's probably the most popular of the bunch.

Take the original plot, make it three young women instead of two guys and a girl, and put them off to the woods in the search of the legendary erotic witch and you've got the (very) basic plot for The Erotic Witch Project. Of course, these three ladies come under the influence of the erotic witch and end up getting into all sorts of lesbian encounters with one another.

Since this is a softcore film, this should be reviewed on an entirely different basis than the average movie. After all, things such as acting, writing, and competent direction don't matter here. All you need to see are three attractive women who display lots of skin and get it on with one another. Even at that, it's hardly perfect, but it'll probably work up a quick fix for those who like this sort of thing (being a guy, I do like this sort of thing).

The three women on hand are Katie Keane (who now seems to go by the name Laurie Wallace, but I'll stick with the name Keane for the review), a blonde; Victoria Vega, a brunette; and Darian Caine, who has dark hair. Keane is easily the most physically attractive of the lot (which is nice considering she spends the entire last half-hour wandering around in a forest without any clothes on) and also displays the most acting ability (or maybe a better way to put it would be more enthusiasm than both Vega and Caine combined). She gets in at least two classic moments, the first is when she and Vega are under the spell of the erotic witch and she complains about being nude on video while Vega strips her clothes off one-by-one. The second is probably the most famous scene in the entire movie, a three-minute long parody of Heather Donahue's tearful "I'm so sorry" speech, except Keane happens to be fondling her bare breast for the entire segment.

The Erotic Witch Project most definitely could have done without the guy running around in a gorilla suit who occasionally makes grunting noises during the lesbian scenes. And hey, it probably could have even done without Darian Caine, whose constant griping and raspy voice are more annoying than sexy. Still, this is an amusing, sexy softcore flick that Blair Witch haters will probably find up their alley.

I husband and I thought this movie would be alittle better then what it was. When we put it in it was just a cheesey soft porn. I was very dissappointed in it. For all those girls who watch porn with their special someone I wouldn't suggest this one. This was the worst movie I have ever seen. The second blair witchproject was more of an erotic movie then this. two thumbs down!!!

Legend has it, that many years ago, a woman of the village was so lascivious, that every man, woman, child and animal in the village were at risk for her attentions. The Villagers eventually became so outraged, that they took this woman, known as the Erotic Witch, deep into the forest, never to be seen or heard from again.

Stories circulated for years thereafter, that anyone that went into the same woods felt strange, unnatural compulsions. The film follows three college girls as they venture into these haunted woods to debunk the legend, however they find themselves inexorably drawn into licentious, perverted behavior, while still denying the existence of the Erotic Witch.

Conclusion

Whether it was purposeful or not, the sexual interplay was amateurish, dispassionate and strictly girl on girl, not exactly my forte. Of the three girls, I thought only one, Kate, was attractive and even with her, you could see scars on the underside of her breasts (boob job) and light stretch marks on her upper thighs. The acting was soso and the story was stupid. Maybe it was meant to be that way, but I still didn't like the movie.

I think the concept of this Blair Witch spoof is quite good, actually. Three young ladies head off into the woods of "Bacchusville, New Jersey" in search of the Erotic Witch. As the story goes, over a century ago the Erotic Witch basically slept with every man in town and was banished deep into the woods (presumably by the men's wives and girlfriends, I imagine); ever since, many people have reported experiencing intense feelings of eroticism when venturing into those woods. This film actually follows the Blair Witch outline fairly closely. First we see the gang preparing for the camping trip, then we hear stories from some spoofalicious Bacchusville townsfolk, and then we head off into the woods equipped with camcorders. Only one of the girls actually believes in the Erotic Witch, but certain "objects" mysteriously left near their camping sites do seem to have a direct relation to the fabled lady of promiscuity. There is a lot of arguing between the girls, mysterious sounds in the night that compel the girls to leave the tent (albeit far from warmly dressed) and look around, and a couple of the girls have a tendency to wander off by themselves (where they are known to do some very interesting things).

Let's not kid ourselves here; while this is a pretty funny spoof of The Blair Witch Project, The Erotic Witch Project is basically a soft porn movie. My personal favorite of the girls (Darian Caine) is pretty darn erotic before the trip even begins (witness the tape she makes for her boyfriend) but the other two get pretty erotic themselves once they get out in the haunted woods together. These girls go significantly past R rated stuff here (by themselves as well as with each other), so be aware of this before you decide to watch and/or buy it. It's far from "raunchy" but it is definitely for mature audiences only.

There is only one aspect of this film that I really dislike. For some reason, the plot features an escaped gorilla loose in the woods. The guy in the ape suit does sneak up at one point and do some very appreciated repositioning of a neglected camcorder on the ground, but other than this one good deed he annoys the heck out of me. As for the movie's end, it actually does pay homage in one sense to that of The Blair Witch Project, but, as should be obvious, The Erotic Witch Project goes out with a bang quite different from that of the film it is spoofing.

this is great lesbian porn. worth the money, they leave NOTHING to the imagination, i can't bleieve it's not rated "x"! (although "unrated" equates to basically the same thing). this isn't some skinamax late-night stuff, this is the real thing! highly recommended for men & women.

EWP is one of the best softcore films I've ever seen. It's got a hot lead actress in Katie Keane (Who I hope to see in many more movies), a lot of great girl/girl scenes, and the longest breast shot in movie history. Not much more I could ask for, although I do wish Darian Caine was in it less.