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2.0 out of 5 stars
Save yer money for a good PORN!, December 10, 2007
This review is from: Eroticise (VHS Tape)
Despite the magnificence that was Kitten Natividad in close to her prime; this video fails to provide needed, um, release!
It took me FOREVER!
What was I Thinking?
(well, it IS Kitten!)
But this kinda thing would have given me a real thrill back when I was oh,
16 or so -- LIKE WHEN THIS VIDEO CAME OUT!!
I mean, lets not kid ANYONE here! This video is NOT for excercising to!
Um, not QUITE exercise! (hmm heh heh heh!)
UH.....
I mean, seriously, it took like NINE WHOLE minutes to see ONE nipple! Come ON!
And Kitten didn't show her breasts (sigh) until like 26 or 28 (I forget) minutes into the film.
Thats TOO long to go without seeing Kitten's Breasts!
And you don't get to see any bush until around 40 mins. into it!
NOW, that is worth seeing, but ain't worth spending money on (unless it's Kitten's beautiful bush).
But even then, not much money...
You can see it nicely displayed in a good Russ Meyer flick, like
the one and only BENATH THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA-VIXENS!
But it IS displyed longer here; 'cept you'd need a DVD to truly FOCUS on its magnificence!
and then find celebratory release!
Okay, its a mixed deal, you get to see Kitten's pussy (well, her bush)
but, as incredible as she was 25 years ago, don't spend too much money on it please; it ain't worth it!
Git a GOOD porn instead (I know, here's the catch--but WHERE can you find one with a chick as HOT, as SMOKING HOT as Kitten in her heyday?
Doing Hardcore?
Sadly, nowhere...
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