This compendium offers every excuse for every occasion, such as: "It was the alien experiment." "I haven't been the same since Elvis died." "My inner child made me do it." All excuses are illustrated.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
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Hilarious, Funniest book I read this year,
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This review is from: Every Excuse in the Book: 714 Ways to Say, It's Not My Fault! (Paperback)
one of the funniest books I have read, I even learned a few new excuses that worked on my wife!!!!
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
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just for fun,
This review is from: Every Excuse in the Book (Hardcover)
This is one of the funniest books I have seen in a long time. It's just got some hilarious excuses, and it has excuses that people have used on me. It's just a riot to see them all in one place, and, if I ever get in a sticky situation, maybe a good excuse is just what I'll need!
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Every Excuse in the Book by Craig Goldman,
By "williampaul" (La Grangeville, New York United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Every Excuse in the Book (Hardcover)
Folks: I read this book in my dentist's waiting room, while waiting for some crown work. The excuses are compartmented in categories: excuses for not having sex, excuses for having sex. Political excuses, criminal excuses, excuses for sinning; not sinning, etc, so you can suit the excuse to the occasion. No offensive words are used, and the book is so hilarious that I laughed through an hour's drilling and shaving and forgot all feelings of apprehension usually felt in the chair. Now that is a powerful soporific to put it mildly, and it did not cost me anything. (Of course, I had to order the book to read the rest of the excuses.)
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My computer crashed. Read the first page Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Every Excuse New!
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Front Cover | First Pages | Back Cover | Surprise Me!
My computer crashed. Read the first page Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Every Excuse New!
Concordance | Text Stats Browse Sample Pages:
Front Cover | First Pages | Back Cover | Surprise Me!
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- The Blackwell Guide to the Philosophy of Law and Legal Theory (Blackwell Philosophy Guides) by Martin P. Golding on page 235
- The Blackwell Guide to the Philosophy of Law and Legal Theory (Blackwell Philosophy Guides) by Martin P. Golding on page 235
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