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Every Excuse in the Book: 714 Ways to Say, It's Not My Fault!

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one of the funniest books I have read, I even learned a few new excuses that worked on my wife!!!!

This is one of the funniest books I have seen in a long time. It's just got some hilarious excuses, and it has excuses that people have used on me. It's just a riot to see them all in one place, and, if I ever get in a sticky situation, maybe a good excuse is just what I'll need!

Folks: I read this book in my dentist's waiting room, while waiting for some crown work. The excuses are compartmented in categories: excuses for not having sex, excuses for having sex. Political excuses, criminal excuses, excuses for sinning; not sinning, etc, so you can suit the excuse to the occasion. No offensive words are used, and the book is so hilarious that I laughed through an hour's drilling and shaving and forgot all feelings of apprehension usually felt in the chair. Now that is a powerful soporific to put it mildly, and it did not cost me anything. (Of course, I had to order the book to read the rest of the excuses.)

Funny and useful....I loved the artwork!!! It kept me out of trouble with my boss......and my boyfriend!!!!

This book kept me up all night laughing and it gave me an excuse to use for my boss the next day! It wasn't my fault I was laughing so much!!!

This is a very fun book, which I would have reviewed earlier but procrastinated because I couldn't come up with a good excuse. Here are a few from the book's section called 'I'm Late.' "I was in the right time at the wrong place," "I didn't want to look too eager," and "I'm on medication."