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Everybody into the Pool: True Tales [Paperback]

Beth Lisick (Author)
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July 5, 2005
Beth Lisick started out as a homecoming princess with a Crisco-aided tan and a bad perm. And then everything changed. How exactly did this suburban girl next door end up as one of San Francisco's foremost chroniclers of alternative culture, touring as the only straight woman with a band of punk rock lesbian poets and living in illegal warehouses -- all while managing to get married, buy a house, and have a baby? Lisick explains it all in her hilarious, irreverent memoir Everybody into the Pool.

Plunging headlong into America's deepest subcultures, while keeping both feet firmly planted in her parents' Leave It to Beaver values, Lisick makes her adult home on the fringe of mainstream culture and finds it rich with paradox and humor. On one hand, she lives in "Brokeley" with drug dealers and street gangs; on the other, she drives a station wagon with a car seat in the back, makes her own chicken stock, and attends ladies' luncheons.

Among Lisick's true tales are "My Way or the Bi-Way," in which a series of girl-on-girl fiascos from UC Santa Cruz confirm her suspicions that she's just a straight girl with a positive attitude who'd give anything the old college try; "The Lowly Hustle," in which she takes on a litany of odd jobs to make ends meet ("I was like a college student designing my own major, except I was thirty-five and designing my own minimum-wage job"); and the endearing story of her "courtship" with her now husband Eli, who impresses her with a spastic rendition of a song called "The Wack-Ass Caucasian Two Step Chicken" and invites her to his Mission District warehouse space -- a world of feral raccoons and exploding sewage pipes. (It's clear to Lisick that he's "The One.")

Fans of David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell will relish Lisick's scathingly funny, smart, and very real take on the effluvia of daily living. No matter what community she's exposing to the light, Lisick's hilarious perspective always hits the right chord.



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Lisick, a natural storyteller, plunges not only into the pool but also into details, some undeniably gory, about her transformation from ultratanned homecoming queen (high-school freshman with a hunky senior as her date) in a puffy-sleeved, plaid dress of royal blue, lime green, canary yellow, bright pink, and hues of purple into a young woman living illegally in a warehouse as raw sewage falls from broken pipes and the upstairs occupants. Well, that's a slide into drug-culture squalor for you. That warning posted, let it be said that Lisick employs a whacked-out, loopy humor that many will find charmingly off-the-wall as she recounts such larks as traveling as the sole straight girl with a lesbian punk band and spending an evening at a Catholic charity fund-raiser selling raffle tickets (and filching some of the cash) to fund an abortion her vacationing boyfriend can't. Readers will also learn of Lisick's open-minded, not entirely successful quest for bisexuality in the early 1990s and her stint as a giant banana. Whitney Scott
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“The tales veer from razor sharp to hilarious. A” (Entertainment Weekly (Editor’s Choice) )

Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: William Morrow (July 5, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060778776
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060778774
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.9 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,268,939 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Adult swim, January 21, 2008
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Some days I resent life as a Midwestern suburban mom. I don't discover trends or talents until they've been around long enough to bore my hipper and more cosmopolitan friends. That feeling was never more acute as I read Everybody Into the Pool: True Tales by Beth Lisick.

Every other paragraph had me laughing out loud, even as I lamented the fact I identified more with her naïve and sincere parents than her. I swear she channeled my own Catholic school girl experience with The Apostles Creed (the solo performance of all the memorized prayers, a bored yet perfectly timed recitation delivered hip thrust out) and those early days as a new mom with all the other mommies so together and their babies so stylish while I considered it a huge accomplishment to get in the shower at some point.

Sure, Everybody Into the Pool isn't for everyone. Readers of a more conservative nature might not appreciate her gung-ho yet futile attempts at bisexuality nor the irony of her temp job selling raffle tickets at a Catholic church fundraiser so she could raise the last $40 she needed to fund an abortion. She writes of life among IV drug user, child drug runners, and a day of sewage raining down upon her boyfriend's illegal warehouse apartment without gloss or angry defiance. It just is, like everything else in Lisick's world: sometimes sad, sometimes a struggle, but always worthy of a good laugh. I look forward to her next book, Help Me Help Myself. This time I'm only a few weeks behind.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars If you are in for a good time..., September 14, 2005
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Christina I. Winn "C.I.W." (Castro Valley, CA, United States) - See all my reviews
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I laughed and I cried but most of all I just enjoyed every minute - nay second - of reading this book. My poor husband had to endure the constant: "Oh babe, I just HAVE to read this part to you....."
Beth Lisick's humor and her art of storytelling is taking hold of you and you can't put down this book even if you try. I missed a doctor's appointment and a movie date. Darn.
And if you ever have a chance to see her in person read any kind of story to the audience, make sure you don't miss it. I went last week to one of her readings in the city. You are in for a ride. Believe me.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, True, Unique, August 24, 2005
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Beth Lisick may well be the funniest person in America. This book not only transcends and redefines its ostensible genre (the humorous chick memoir): it turns it inside out and stomps all over it. It is the perfect antidote for the precious-er than thou hey-let's-go-shopping-and-talk-about-our-periods type of book that seems to be everywhere nowadays. But more than that, the stories in this book will remain with you long after you've read them.

There are one-liners a-plenty, and a good supply of offbeat, caustic observations, and they work great. Behind all that, though, is an original, engaging voice with a lot of heart and a truly unique take on the trials of enduring the ordinary. Beth also manages the neat trick of summing up each story with a coda that suddenly throws the barrage of one-liners into a new, contemplative perspective that can really be quite moving. Yet it never feels forced or contrived; and each one somehow managed to take me by surprise just a bit. After you finish each story, you want to close the book and stare off into space for a while, thinking about life. I got all choked up by several of them, in fact. This is great, great writing.

The best book I've read this year so far, by far.
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