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Everything Explained Through Flowcharts is packed with meticulously designed charts that trace the labyrinthine connections that order the universe, illuminate life's great mysteries, and cause eye strain in senior citizens. Swiss scientists at the prestigious University of Helsinki have said that Everything Explained Through Flowcharts is the closest thing there is to a working unified field theory, and have gone on to claim that they aren't Swiss, aren't scientists, and aren't sure whether or not Helsinki is in Switzerland. And yet the Swiss consulate has not denied that this book contains more than two hundred illustrations, forty mammoth charts, and innumerable supporting graphs and essays, including:

  • An illustrated matrix of WWF Finishing Moves
  • Heavy metal band names taxonomy
  • The noble art of zeppelin warfare demystified
  • How to win any argument
  • Tragedy to comedy conversion chart for comedians
  • A creepy drawing of a baby skeleton
  • How to tell if you're an evil twin

About the Author

Doogie Horner is a standup comic and book designer. He is the author of the First Timer's Kit (Quirk Books, 2008) and Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know (Quirk Books, 2009). His short story The History of the Beloved Children's Series the Berenstain Bears is featured in The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes (Vintage, 2008). He designed the cover for the New York Times bestseller Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and his design has been featured in Time, Newsweek, Print, How, Time Out New York, GQ, and many other publications. He lives in Philadelphia where he performs standup and hosts the monthly comedy show The Ministry of Secret Jokes.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 160 pages
  • Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks; Original edition (October 26, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 006182660X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061826603
  • Product Dimensions: 10.8 x 0.4 x 8.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #298,983 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Doogie Horner is a writer, designer, and stand-up comedian. His charts and writing have appeared in Wired, Fast Company, McSweeney's, and numerous other publications. He designed the cover of the New York Times bestseller Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. He was the only comedian to make it to the semi-finals on America's Got Talent in 2010, where he began his unlikely run by winning over an unruly crowd in New York City. He continues to perform standup across the country, but especially in Philadelphia, where he hosts the monthly comedy show the Ministry of Secret Jokes.

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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful By David M. Giltinan on December 3, 2010
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I try not to go overboard in my reviews, but every so often a book comes along that forces a person to break out the superlatives. So let's be quite clear about things.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST BOOK I HAVE READ IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS.

If you have even a smidgen of interest in popular culture, this book will amuse and amaze you. Even if it's not to your personal taste, if you have a teenager in your household, it would make a perfect gift. Whether it was the insanely comprehensive taxonomy of heavy metal band names, the stunningly complete exegesis of movie heroes and villains, doomsday scenarios, superpowers, designer paint names, casual and fast-food dining venues, I LOL*'ed while reading almost every one of the plethora of charts concocted and presented here by Doogie Horner. Shorter items such as the chart devoted to disgraced beauty queens, the list of billionaire pet peeves, or the examination of the quality of afterlife offered by major world religious systems were icing on the cake.

Quite simply, this book is a work of genius from start to finish.

* : Yes, the internet has debased the term "laugh out loud", but these were genuine, rib-splitting guffaws.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Jerome on November 8, 2010
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I am not the type to throw around terms like "brilliant" and "genius", but in this case it is warranted. This book is honestly one of the funniest things I have read in years. From a Presidents Wrestling Tournament to Zeppelin Warfare to Alien Sex, this book is for anyone who loves trying to make sense of the inane. There are very few books out there not written by Dave Barry that I laugh out loud while reading. This is one of them.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful By Jenn W on January 2, 2011
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I responded to the negative review, but wanted to make sure my vote was counted.

I gave this book to my husband for Christmas. He spent Christmas evening reading it and ignoring the boy toys I figured he'd be playing with, like his Kinect and GoPro hi-def action video camera. Instead, he started looking through this book. We spent the night laughing together, and at one point laughed until he was in tears and as he says nearly peed himself.

Life is fun, enjoy it a little. And read this hilarious, witty book. It is comedy, pop culture and process mapping genius.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By L. F. Smith VINE VOICE on April 7, 2011
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This book is based on a very clever concept: The author analyzes various aspects of pop culture by means of engineering flowcharts. For the most part, it really works well. There's something more than a little odd about seeing evil twins or mafia nicknames arrayed on decision trees. That, of course, is where the humor comes in. In addition, the author introduces each of the flowcharts with short essays that are quite well done.

As is the case with most humor, there's a fine line between "just right" and "more than enough." I liked the idea, and I liked the execution of most of the charts. There are, however, 29 of them; the concept begins to wear a little thin somewhere in those 29 charts.

Don't get me wrong: I liked the book, and I'm glad I bought it. It's very entertaining, and I think it would make a great gift for several people I know. So, for me, it's a strong 4-star book, but I can't see it as a 5-star. And it's most definitely not the funniest book I've read in the last several years.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on November 7, 2010
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Doogie Horner's charts enlighten and entertain, but mostly entertain. This book actually made me think, and I believe made me smarter in the process. If you have come to this book as I did, because you have enjoyed his other work, you will not be disappointed. If you have never heard of Doogie Horner, you are in for a real treat. This book reveals a brilliant comedic mind that sees the world in a unique way. It is one of those rare books well worthy of multiple readings. Go through the book several times and discover subtle items that you may have missed the first time through, and laugh. You will laugh.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By C. Wilson on November 7, 2010
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This book is a quintessentially American gem. A masterpiece of modern comic logic and design, it offers more than just one evening of laughs, fun, amazement, and passing it to the person across the room to share. The author clearly spent lots and lots of time researching the material, and it shows in a book that I enjoyed and shared with many friends, who guffawed, marveled, and asked to borrow it.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By J. Westenhaver on March 22, 2011
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While I thought most of the charts in this book were somewhere between amusing and hilarious, there are definitely some off-color elements. Which means I won't be leaving this out for my pre-teen boys to read. I imagine that some people are going to be offended by this. that being said, I gave it to my brother for Christmas and he loved it. It's definitely very clever.
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This book is shake-the-mattress funny (assuming you ignored my advice in the title). You've seen these types of jokes before (particularly if you work in IT or read Maxim magazine...yes, I'm aware of the state of the Venn diagram for those two groups), but these flow charts are well thought out (many entries have more than 50 boxes) and the subjects are clever.

Excellent purchase, genuine laughs. Highly recommended.
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