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Everything I Know About Cars: A Collection of Made-Up Facts, Educated Guesses, and Silly Pictures about Cars, Trucks, and Other Zoomy Things [Hardcover]

Tom Lichtenheld (Author, Illustrator)
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Book Description

Stop!

What's Your Car I.Q.?

The fastest kind of car:

A. A jet-powered dragster

B. An invisible spy car

C. Any car that is red and has flames painted on the sides

Cars were invented by:

A. Karl Benz

B. Professor Flubber

C. Two horses in Ohio who got tired of carrying people around all day

Souped-up cars are made with what kind of soup?

A. Chicken noodle

B. Pea

C. No actual soup is used

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Grade 1-4–Like Lichtenheld's Everything I Know about Monsters (S & S, 2002), this pseudo-nonfiction book presents a wealth of made-up stuff. It's chock-full of fun fake facts about automobiles, such as "Red cars are the fastest kind" and horses invented cars (hence the term horsepower). Other sections focus on the history of motor travel (beginning with cavemen putting steering wheels on animals), how cars work ("the transmission…transmits; the suspension…suspends"), and how to be a passenger ("Your next duty is to test the power windows. Down. Up. Down"). The book ends with tips for kids on how to design and draw their own vehicles. The conversational text is plentiful, but is made less intimidating by the plethora of wacky cartoon illustrations. Using ink, colored pencil, gouache, and watercolor, Lichtenheld depicts everything from an ancient Egyptian dune buggy to a "Heli-Hat" to a detailed map of a family road trip. The illustrations and the narrative have just enough body and potty humor to amuse readers but not gross them out. The result is Mad Magazine, Jr. meets Auto Repair for Dummies. The mix of madcap illustrations, irreverent text, and kid-friendly humor is sure to attract even the most reluctant readers.–Catherine Callegari, San Antonio Public Library, TX
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Gr. 2-4. Lichtenheld, the author of other witty compendiums such as Everything I Know about Pirates (2000), takes a similarly wacky approach to cars. Although the book is classified as nonfiction, the author claims expertise on made-up cars, not real ones, so readers will learn, for instance, that two horses (Winnie and Nay) in Ohio invented the first car in 1904. The section on how a car works reads like a test paper by a student who is totally unprepared, but still game: "Some other car parts you should know about are the transmission, which transmits; the suspension, which suspends; and the pistons, which, well . . . they work real hard too." Just as funny and accessible as the text are the colorful, cartoon-style illustrations with their helpful and amusing labels. Some kids will giggle through the whole book, and few will read it without cracking up at least once or twice. With an eye-catching jacket and a terrific section on how to draw a car, this large-format book has something for everyone (except maybe someone who actually wants to know about cars). Carolyn Phelan
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 40 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers; 1 edition (February 8, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0689843828
  • ISBN-13: 978-0689843822
  • Product Dimensions: 11.3 x 8.8 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 2.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #673,033 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Children's book author & illustrator Tom Lichtenheld writes for kids who love to laugh and adults who love to laugh along with them. His books have been featured in Newsweek and Child magazines, as well as the New York Times Best seller list.
He is available for school and library appearances.
See all of Tom's books and get a glimpse of how he creates them at tomlichtenheld.com

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining, captivating, and full of fun details, November 20, 2010
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This review is from: Everything I Know About Cars: A Collection of Made-Up Facts, Educated Guesses, and Silly Pictures about Cars, Trucks, and Other Zoomy Things (Hardcover)
My children always find something new to look at in this fun book. They spend hours drawing their own make-believe cars - often based on an idea from this book. It really sparks their imagination!
The story is entertaining, and the illustrations are comic-style and filled with silly details that are interesting for both children and adults.
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5.0 out of 5 stars funny and instructive, July 18, 2006
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This review is from: Everything I Know About Cars: A Collection of Made-Up Facts, Educated Guesses, and Silly Pictures about Cars, Trucks, and Other Zoomy Things (Hardcover)
Even though a lot of the stuff is made up (what a wonderful imagination) it still speaks volumes of truth about the subject.

It is easy to read and the illustrations provide hours of fun just looking at them.
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4.0 out of 5 stars My 4 year old boy loves this book!, February 1, 2011
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Cute book- prepare to read again and again! Did not give five stars because it is has a few words I find cruder than necessary, but you can eliminate those as you read to your child.
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