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Fully reveals the shocking truth!" -Daily News

* A landmark book completely revised and updated to reveal what men really know about the opposite sex, including " " and " "

In a little more than 100 pages, Dr. Alan Francis distills years of research and thousands of interviews to reveal the most comprehensive understanding of men's knowledge and understanding of the opposite sex in Everything Men Know About Women.

* Fiercely frank and insightfully funny, Dr. Francis literally spells out everything men know on topics ranging from making friends with women to satisfying women in bed. To quote directly from famed Dr. Francis, men already know, "" about women and this book will teach them, "".

* That's right, between the pages of this telling tome, readers will find 128 blank pages. Because in reality, what do men really know about women?

* The perfect gift for your significant other on Valentine's Day, or for the groom celebrating his upcoming nuptials.

About the Author

Newport House Publishing, which was founded by Alan Garner and Cindy Cashman, first published Everything Men Know About Women in 1987. AMP took over the Newport House line in 1985 and has been happily publishing this title ever since.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 120 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (August 1, 1995)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0836208196
  • ISBN-13: 978-0836208191
  • Product Dimensions: 7 x 5 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #235,979 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!, January 28, 2003
My husband actually gave me my first copy of this book. (All the pages in this book are blank!). I then purchased a dozen more as gifts for all my female friends. It's a great coffee table conversation piece. The price is worth the look on the faces of those who pick it up and start thumbing through it!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Pure Accuracy, April 4, 1999
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Finally, the most accurate book on the subject, perfect for any coffee table
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Good, now give it to me on Kindle, July 4, 2009
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Great book. I just can't wait for this to come out for my Kindle though.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Simply a Notebook with a Title
If you are bored of buying a notebook without a title, this book is just the thing you need. The price of the book is within the range of a 60-sheet notebook, so I guess it is... Read more
Published 24 days ago by Z. Abussaud

3.0 out of 5 stars A great joke, just not what I expected as a book.
The copy of this book I received is awesome. It is intentionally blank, which is hilarious, but it isn't very "book like". Read more
Published 29 days ago by Sam Schuman

4.0 out of 5 stars Clever and Totally Blank
Given that you can buy this book used for .01 it is a great gag gift. Yes, it is totally blank and good for Alan Francis for coming up with such a clever idea. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Terri J. Rice

1.0 out of 5 stars Women are fickle
Men can't possibly understand women because so many are so fickle. They want the security and emotional support of a good man but they'll dive over the fence in a second to eat... Read more
Published on December 1, 2007 by R. E. Rimovsky

3.0 out of 5 stars One definitive volume explains it all!
Yup. You guessed it. All blank pages. If you think this idea is funny, you know who you are, so buy it.

If you don't think it's funny, don't complain. Read more
Published on November 5, 2007 by J. Arena

1.0 out of 5 stars Disrespect!!
How disrespectful. What a disgrace to women! What a waste of time, energy, space, and love! If anyone thinks this is reasonable, may God have mercy on you. Read more
Published on September 20, 2007 by T. Condon

2.0 out of 5 stars This book is full of blank pages
Literally. I think potential buyers deserve to know what they're getting. I get the cute, roll-your-eyes humor ("Yeah yeah, men don't know anything about women")... Read more
Published on February 15, 2007 by Ray Djajadinata

5.0 out of 5 stars Riveting!!
A must read! This book has changed my life. If only I had had it during my first marriage--Dr Francis has written a profoundly insightful work in an immmensely readable style. Read more
Published on September 17, 2005 by William E. Muth, MD

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
Dr Francis is the only scholar who tempts me to use superlatives. His magnum opus is a masterpiece of writing, and, I would suggest, of humanity. Read more
Published on August 13, 2004 by Dr. Johan Blauss, Ph.D.

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Gag Gift!
I -highly- reccomend this book for every library, especially if you have a sense of humor... I loved it, as did my fiancee! Read more
Published on September 23, 2003 by Steven Maus Garrett

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