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Evil Aliens (Unrated)

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I'm gonna try to keep this review short and sweet.

First off, if you don't like low/decent budget, then don't bother.

If you do like gore, then you need to try and watch this.

Ok. Now `Evil Aliens' starts off, right away, with a sex scene (which you see nothing but a dudes booty) where a guy is pounding away like a jack rabbit, right in the middle of some very large stones that form a circle. Now that is just a no no in my horror movie experience. And boy was a I right...especially if you're fond of not getting anal probed by aliens. Woah woah woah my friends. Don't get aroused just yet. Yes, we got aliens destroying a mans backside and cutting a woman's gut open to throw an alien fetus in her belly within 5 minutes of the movies beginning, but that does NOT mean this movie is good. Yet. I almost took the movie out honestly. It got pretty boring even with it's blatant humor. Thank goodness the girl named Michelle Fox was in there showing off cleavage... a lot. So I trudged on through. Michelle Fox works for like a Enquirer type of TV show and she's on a mission to get this girl that's impregnated on her show. By the way, she doesn't believe in it and she just thinks she's just trying to get attention. So on the way to Ireland (I think this is where they went), she grabbed her favorite cameraman and boom operators, an actress to play the part of the prego chick (re-enactment footage), another actor whose gay to play the guy and the alien, and a nerdy kid who is in charge of the British UFO club or something to that matter. They meet the sister and her 3 insane brothers (who are AWESOME). They investigate stuff and film things. Pretty boring first half of the movie.

And then the half way point comes. The baby grows up... inside the prego chick. She rips through the girls face and uses the body as her own. Now I'm awake! What just happened?! I was not expecting this. Then there is a dang showdown in the fields between the aliens and the three brothers that could compete with the O.K. Corral scene in Tombstone. Calm down, I'm seriously just joking about that comment. But the field scene was very fun and had plenty of gore splatter everywhere. The gore doesn't stop there either, there is plenty more to come. Also Michelle Fox became less hot to me and the actress girl became my new favorite. She kinda looks like a hotter version of Rebecca Gayheart... you know... the Noxzema girl. Well she picks up a shotgun and seriously got 10x hotter than Michelle Fox. Blasting aliens away while holding an extra shell in her mouth. LOVE. I couldn't help but just shake my head at the crazy stuff these guys did for the gore in the movie. It was pretty dang fun during the second half.

So yeah, if you can make it through the first half, I'm pretty sure you'll like the second. I was seriously going to give this 1 star until the second half started. By no means is this movie great, but dang if it didn't try..lol.

*EDIT* I forgot to mention, there is no nudity in here. Well a guys booty and two topless aliens (one with three boobs), but that's it.

This movie is unbelievably cool & gory as all get out!! Anyone who's ever enjoyed silly type slapstick horror titles such as "Evil Dead 2", "Army Of Darkness", "Undead", "Dead Alive", "Shaun Of The Dead" (Shaun still did it best hands down :P) or "Feast" will get a swift kick outta this film. Nothing you really need to know plot wise other than there's a show that does investigative reporting in Europe about Aliens & UFO's. A silly rag tag group is assembled to go investigate an Alien abduction. And then just lots of blood, guts, more blood, & more guts. There's more to it than that, but not to spoil things, that's all you'll need to know going in. If you've ever enjoyed any of the films I listed above watch this movie, it's destined to be a classic & you'll love every minute of it!!! "ENGLISH!!!" *Ptew*

Normally to see a great 'crowd pleaser' movie you have to watch something from Disney, Spielberg, or Jerry Bruckheimer. But with them you get no crude humor, drug use, or gratuitous amounts of gore. You have to admit, it would be nice just for once to see a movie fearless enought to do that. Enter Evil Aliens - a movie made to please a crowd that has no boundries, not even on movie genres. It's part sci fi, part horror, part comedy - and it even breaks the rules for those three genres as well. The comedy ranges from oldstyle slapstick to drug references (I can't think of another movie with that range). The gore is so creative and off the wall that it leaves you laughing in amazement, instead of puking in the corner. And it breaks all the rules of sci fi by not being family orientated in any way, shape or form. Let's face it - you could watch any of the Star Trek movies with your kids and grandparents. And remember how upset those Star Wars fans were when they saw the original Alien movie because it had blood and was scary. Those same folks would need to change their pants if they saw this. Unfortunately, this great movie didn't get the wide release it deserved. I myself saw it during a midnight madness showing. I am glad it has finally been released on dvd - now the many, many people I have been reaving about it to can finally see it.

This is a sweet movie. I agree with the other reviewer jbizzle. Sure it may not appeal to everyone, but it definitely should appeal to fans of the afformentioned films, such as evil dead. It was great gory fun and I can't get enough of movies like this. The 80's was famous for flicks like this; at least the late 80's that brought about extreme gore and over the top type of things. Watch for the part with the combine...classic. I also recently checked out this other low budget flick called Vampire Wars: Battle for the Universe. And I was pleasantly surprised with that movie as well. I recommend checking it out it was a good gory vampire film

Funny,
excessively gross violence, play on aliens and crop circle fanatics.
They must have gone through a vat of molasses for all the blood and
gore. Kind of a Jerry Springer on crack alien movie. If you can live
through the first 10 minutes of this one the rest is gravy. It's got
a good spoof on the song 'Brand New Key' by Melanie, as they mow down
evil aliens with a combine harvester...Fun Welsh anti English
sentiment too. Great punch line in the end.

This is the only horror movie where everyone dies and it is OK! The twist at the very end is OUTSTANDING! Go for it - this is a funny moive.

I gave this 5-stars - strictly for the sick and twisted humor factor, cuz my humor IS, sick and twisted LOL. Otherwise it's clearly above the usual low budget constraints (they spent the money wisely)- special effects and gore with a side of bizzare toilet-style humor that guys will likely enjoy more than ladies, but it is a pretty ambitious film and they met the challenge VERY well. I see plenty of high budget eye candy garbage out there, that was not as busy and involved and multi-faceted as this film was. I'd call this a "fringe" film in a way, but have to say I like it and it gets lots of laffs outta me each time I see it. It's just a crazy movie and really delights in being crazy - which is good cuz "We all go a little crazy-sometimes". Just be prepared for a real strange ride with this one LOL! AND if buying, I really suggest the unrated one - it's too weird to miss.

This movie is AWESOME!! It has all the ingredients to entertain but beware, it's very gory and people with weak stomachs should stay away from this one.

This movie is pure camp, and I love it. It's a great homage to alien horror flicks and it doesn't pull any punches. Don't take it too seriously. Just enjoy it for what it is.

The beginning scene was a massive, disgusting, puke all over my couch scene. I really did not puke...but I could have if I had any food in my stomach. All in all, I laughed quite hard during this movie. I was not expecting to like it as much as I did. To be one hundred percent honest, this is the kind of movie that you will either love or hate it. For a low budget film, they did one heck of a job!