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Penguins are evil
on August 15, 2009
I had a pet penguin which I smuggled out of the zoo and yes, they are evil birds. Apparently they were made flightless so that their evil may be contained to where no man lives. There was an annoying neighbor who kept coming by to have me open her jar of pickles. The penguin suggests to me that we do away with this pesky neighbor. Being a good humanitarian, I refused to go along. Strangely, the neighbor stopped coming by, and that's when I noticed a strange mound in my backyard. We need to spread the word about these birds of evil.