305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain

by Excalibur

Product Features

• FartMaster Electronic Keychain
• Listen to digitally reproduced farts
• 6 different types standard/nervous/power/ripper/cough-fart/wet
• Just push the button
• Most fantastically funny flatulence, a festival of fathomless farts

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 3.2 x 2 x 0.6 inches
• Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S. and to APO/FPO addresses. For APO/FPO shipments, please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues.
• ASIN: B001EA40Z6
• Item model number: 305
• Manufacturer recommended age: 8 years and up
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #12,354 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

Product Description

From the Manufacturer

It¿s the other end of the spectrum. Never silent, always deadly. Push the button to listen to digitally reproduced farts, loud ones that will definitely get the attention of those around you. After just a few minutes with FartMaster, you will agree that it is the most fantastically funny flatulence, a festival of fathomless farts, fit for freethinkers like yourself and your friends.

Product Description

6 digitally-reproduced fart sounds are guaranteed to gain the attention of those around you. Farts include standard, nervous, power, ripper, cough-fart and wet. Batteries included.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Great fart sounds, not too loud, April 3, 2010

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Thomas D. Kehoe (Boulder, CO USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain (Toy)

For April Fools Day we bought three fart toys:

- Fart Whistle - 1 star. Ours didn't sound anything like farts.

- 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain - 3 stars. Great fart sounds, not too loud. Good for a crowded elevator.

- The Original Fart Macine #2 - Remote Fart Machine - 4 stars. Great fart sounds, loud. Should have come with a velcro elastic strap to attach to chairs. It's big and can be difficult to hide, but it sure makes people laugh!

9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Buckeye Bulldog, January 5, 2009

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Buckeye Bulldog - See all my reviews

= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain (Toy)

My daughter purchased this for a family gift for Christmas. We had a blast with it. (Pun intended). We thought the "wet" and "nervous" were the most realistic but it's nice to have all the choices. Every time anyone bent over or sat down, the Fart Master went off. We were all gathered together for a family photo and no one smiled. My son had the Fart Master in his pocket and let one rip. Needless to say we all had to laugh and we got a good family photo of us all having fun!

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars The farting noises you love... without the unpleasant aroma., December 21, 2010

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Timothy Poteet "Timboliah Pants on Fiyah" (Dayton, OH USA) - See all my reviews
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= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain (Toy)

If you're like me and you enjoy simultaneously hearing the sound of flatulence while unlocking the door to your home or automobile, the 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain may be for you.

The high tech 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain puts you in control of 6 distinct fart choices:
1) Standard
2) Nervous
3) Power
4) Ripper
5) Cough-Fart
6) Wet

Each recorded in stereophonic hi-fidelity Dolby surround sound. Sure to please even the most discriminating audiophile fart enthusiast.

We've all experienced the thrill of anticipating a Power Fart while crossing the threshold of our home... and the humbling disappointment of only being able to muster a Standard Fart... or worse... a "silencer." Now the fart you want to hear is only a button push away.

Maybe you've always enjoyed the sound of farts as much as the next guy... but you don't necessarily care for the unpleasant smell that accompanies organic farts? Get yourself one of these.

Yes, all of the reasons above are compelling... but if you still aren't sure about making the $7.15 investment consider this... Somewhere there is a mother and a father who sacrificed to send their brainy young son to M.I.T so that he could become a successful Electronics Engineer and make a useful contribution to society. That young man went on to develop and market the 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain.