An original anthology inspired by the annual World Horror Convention Gross Out Contents, featuring some of its most audacious winners and runners up. Edited by Kelly Laymon, and featuring cover and interior artwork by GAK! Contents: * Introduction: Take a Tour Through the Sewer - Kelly Laymon * Good Care - Rain Graves * The Constipated Cannibal - Michael McCarty * The McCrath Model SS40-C, Series S - Ed Lee * Full of It - Brian Keene * Attack of the Fifty-Foot Prison Bitch - Mark McLaughlin * A Heartful of Love, A Bowelful of Hate - Gavin Williams * Genital Grinder: A Snuff Film in Five Acts - Ryan Harding * Afterword: Just Like Chicken - Geoff Cooper
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Seven repulsive tales to loose your lunch over,
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This review is from: Excitable Boys (Paperback)
You want gross? It's right here in Excitable Boys. Blech. Seven stories that will have you romping through fetid pools of vomit, diarrhea, deviant couplings, weirdos, giant Poo-Monsters, canibalism, and more. Truly, the sickest collection I have read to date, that still held itself together with talented writers that actually keep a plot running through all the grotesqueries.In the forward by Kelly Laymon, she explains being at the Gross-Out contest at the World Horror Convention. These gross out sessions are where the horror writers gather for readings of their most disgusting compositions, and (in Laymon's words), "let their freak flags fly". Laymon decided that these tales of aberration and vileness needed to be published, and so along came Excitable Boys. (Thank you Ms. Laymon!) With each tale, Laymon adds a small, interesting blurb about the author at the end of their story, which I found to be a nice addition. And she managed to pull in the artwork of GAK, a talented and twisted new artist whose sketches and drawings I have come to love in such other books as Dead Cat Bouncing. Just check out the cover art of Excitable Boys, and know there are other visual treats from GAK inside. First is "Good Care", by Rain Graves. In my opinion, by far the sickest because it deals with the horrors of child abuse. #2 is "The Constipated Cannibal", by Michael McCarthy. Very short, but any longer and I would have retched. #3 is "The McCrath Model SS40-C, Series S" by master Edward Lee. This is a Paul Vinchetti story, which if you have read his stomach-heaving "Mr. & Miss Torso", you would already be introduced to this vile mafia Don. #4 is "Full Of It" by Brian Keene, whose twisted and gross stories I have read before and loved. Here, we meet the Poo-Monster. #5 is "Attack Of The Fifty-Foot Prisonbitch" by Mark McLaughlin. This is the funniest story in the collection, of a "Leave It To Beaver" type husband and wife who own the Bone Ami Adult Arcade, and pleasantly discuss their most deviant customers. This tale also brings in a little dark fantasy as well, with some odd creatures and, of course, the 50 foot Prisonbitch. #6 is "A Heartful Of Love, A Bowelful Of Hate" by Gavin Williams. Definitely one of the sickest in the lot, it is a zombie tale of a truly dysfunctional family. Complete with zombie animals! #7 is "Genital Grinder: A Snuff Film In Five Acts" by Ryan Harding. According to Ms. Laymon, this is the story that started her on the path to this collection. And of course, the worst is saved for last. Snot, bolt cutters, cheese graters, saws, venereal diseases, maggots, machetes, brains, and two of the most sadistic amateur filmmakers ever created. Completing the book is a funny, true tale by author Geoff Cooper called "Just Like Chicken" where he recounts a rather funny incident at the World Horror Conventions Gross-Out readings. A true encore to these foul additions to your horror collection that will leave you laughing. Kelly Laymon is the daughter of Richard Laymon, celebrated author of horror and shock-horror. Truly, she has been well tutored. This book is definitely not for the squeamish or the feint of heart. It is a horror collection of the grossest sort, and even afficionados like myself are best left reading it on an empty stomach. Enjoy! (if you can...)
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Uneven,
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It is often difficult to find books like "Excitable Boys." This anthology of gross out horror stories, edited by well known horror author Richard Laymon's daughter Kelly, contains some of the sickest tales of over the top mayhem yet captured on paper. Most horror authors tend to shy away from the nauseating content you find in these stories for the simple fact that mainstream readers won't buy them. But for a select minority of poor wretches who crave tales that push the bounds of bad taste, myself included among them, books like this one are a godsend. I usually need to turn to Ed Lee's latest stomach churner (an author who contributed the best story here, by the way) to satiate my cravings. Occasionally, you'll stumble over another author offering up a gory surprise, like Poppy Z. Brite's "Exquisite Corpse," Bret Easton Ellis's "American Psycho," or practically anything published by Charlee Jacob just to cite a few examples, but these experiences are few and far between. I had high hopes for "Excitable Boys," a book that unfortunately turned out to be a mixed bag on several points.
The best parts of the book, aside from Lee's entry, were the introduction and conclusion. Kelly Laymon explains in "Take a Tour Through the Sewer" how the book came about. The answer lies in a little extracurricular activity that takes place every year at the World Horror Convention. Many authors congregate at this event to sign books, talk up potential customers and publishers, party, and generally lord it over the rest of us who have to hold regular jobs for a living. They also gather together for something called the Gross Out Contest, where anyone, presumably, can stand up and read a disgusting composition specifically created for this contest. After witnessing the shenanigans at the 2000 WHC, Laymon decided to put together a collection of these gut busters under one cover. According to the conclusion, written by contributor Geoff Cooper, the antics of some of the authors at the Gross Out Contest often eclipse the horrific tales. Cooper relates a story about one of the authors eating live worms whilst reading his tale of terror. Yummy! Well, we always hear how nutty authors can be, but it's difficult in the extreme to imagine Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Edith Wharton, or any other well known literary figure scarfing down annelids. Those crazy horror authors! A quick run down of the stories is in order, I guess, even though others have done an exemplary job of explaining the grue filled nightmares contained within these pages. My favorite story, as I mentioned, was Ed Lee's "The McGrath Model SS40-C, Series S." Lee is an interesting author, capable of writing mainstream horror novels ("City Infernal," "Infernal Angel," "Messenger") while saving the hard stuff for small press companies. I prefer the latter; stories and novels set in nightmarish worlds that resemble our everyday existence yet overflow with shocking depravity. Ed seems to think we're headed toward a New Dark Age, a time when the thin veneer of civilization and morality will break down into barbarism and degeneracy. Whether you agree with his ideas or not, the story here definitely falls into this category. Readers familiar with his work will recognize Paul Vinchetti, the ruthless mafia don involved in a host of unsavory rackets best left omitted in a public review. The tale focuses on a plastic surgeon held prisoner by Vinchetti until he pays off a gambling debt. Unfortunately, how the good doctor must pay off the debt involves one grotesque scene after another as Vinchetti's enemies undergo dreadful surgeries. Read it to believe it. The rest of the entries aren't as good, with the possible exception of Rain Graves's disturbing tale about a child seeking solace from an abusive father and Ryan Harding's yarn about a couple of warped individuals making a snuff film. Once you get through these three stories, the collection levels off significantly. Michael McCarty's contribution, "The Constipated Cannibal," needs no further explication from me; the title speaks for itself. "Full of It," from "The Rising" author Brian Keene, deals with the disgusting horrors unleashed on a militia compound after far right wing extremists dispose of a federal agent. There are a few other stories, the titles of which I'm not even going to mention and which sadly fall prey to the law of diminishing returns. All of the stories are chock full of unsettling situations and descriptive gore, however, although some do a better job than others. Believe me when I tell you "Excitable Boys" is one disturbing book. It is, regrettably, an uneven one. Most of the stories eschew such fundamentals as plot and character development in favor of shock and awe visuals. A couple are nothing more than adolescent paeans to grossness similar to the stuff you and your friends used to come up with during a sleep over when you were thirteen. To be fair, I think many of these yarns don't translate well to the written page. They are, after all, very short stories created for the sole purpose of shocking an audience of jaded horror authors and fans in a spoken forum. Too, I wasn't impressed with the presentation. The edit job is bare bones at best, and it looks like someone justified (justified!) the text, meaning you've got huge spaces between words and sentences toward the bottom of the page. Nonetheless, aficionados will want to pick this one up if for no other reason than to own the Ed Lee story. All others should stay far away.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
It is what it is,
By Dying in August "Junkie" (Houston, TX USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Excitable Boys (Paperback)
This is an anthology of gross out stories so what you get are gross out stories if anything they are fun if lacking in any literary merit don't read if looking for the short story collection of the year read if you want something gross and fun i would recommend
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