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F.U.: Majoring in Carnal Knowledge

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Fabled gay porn author Mickey Skee ("Adult Video News," "Manshots," et al) takes us to school in this unique and imaginative fiction piece about a secondary education institution called the Fraternal University of Camaraderie and Kinship (guess what it's called for short?). Nowhere in any college ranking list that's been published are there courses in glory holing, advanced maturbation, crotch-shaving and final exams that literally demand rising to the occasion (then, even if you fail, who'd mind repeating some of these courses?). Skee writes himself as a main character who's an alumni of FU and returns to his alma mater as a masturbation professor. His narratives of classroom instruction, in addition to being scorchingly hot, are incredibly erotic, and the reader will be sorely tempted to pay whatever the tuition to get on the student rolls. The book's cover, steamy as it is, is but an appetizer of what lies within, and the demands of majoring in carnal knowledge are something adult fantasies are made of. Those of us who went to some of the country's more traditional universities can't help but feel a pang of regret and wouldn't mind trading the degree for the ones at FU. In sum, this offering doesn't give any pretenses to be anything but an erotic journey for the times guys turned on by it need for nothing more than a break from reality and a fantasy journey in carnal satisfaction. The one-on-one and group man sex is nothing less than wild and leads us to believe the PTA meetings are nothing like the ones most of us remember. Definitely not the stuff for kiddies. Only those who are up for the mid-terms and finals need apply.

This truly brings me back. The fraternity story is right out of my hazing days at a university that sounds very much like this. I think we may have been in the same frat?!

I had a roommate who wanted [me], and the love-from-afar with this hot swimmer blond god brings me to recall the man who got away, whom I never could get. There's romance in here, too, not just get-off material. Congratulations to a job well done, Alyson.

I'm going out to find the Hollywood Hardcore Diaries now, based on the reviews there, it looks like I'm going to enjoy that one too!

Micky Skee has done it again, he's been able to sustain some pretty incredible unbelievably bizarre sex acts. The classes in the college itself are hysterical,[]

The Naked Dorm is the best, sign me up! I'm a college guy who has had similar experiences of guys just "hanging out" at the dorm naked and then blowing off a bit of steam, and Micky seems like he was there watching us.

I highly recommend this book as a sequel to his [] Hardcore Diaries...keep 'em coming!

When I bought this book, I had no expectations for it at all. I've never been into these kind of books. But only by reading the first 40 pages, I can say that I have never been so turned on by a book in my life. It's definately worth buying.

Classes where guys learn different self-pleasuring techniques, a list of sizes and nicknames for those particular sizes (I rank as a Thick Normie) and dismembered members, it makes me wonder what this guy is all about? It was nice to see how he mixed the hot characters in his first book, "HOLLYWOOD HARDCORE DIARIES" too, because I bought that one first, and then saw this one and expected it to be totally different, but it's got characters who appear in both.

I actually find this new one hotter, because of the young studs he brings in, but it's also quite kinky, the Sex Experiments, the Spermatorium, the weird classes, the fascinating insertion techniques and the descriptions of the guys make it sound like some of this has happened for real. HAS IT?!

There are dark and romantic tales in this, almost like a gay harlequin romance. I really enjoyed this book, and I don't usually buy erotica. When's the next edition?

You can read some of the better stories in the pre-quel, "The Hollywood Hardcore Diaries" where Mickey describes his member in incredible detail, it's pretty hot. If you want to see what he looks like for real, (...) and he's arm in arm with Ty Fox, Ken Ryker, Ryan Idol and more. He's got long blond hair and is cute, just like he's described in the book. This series of stories gets rather kinky and scientific. i like the (...) gymnastics.

This book was just what I like. Nice erotica with a playful and sunny nature all the way around. Nothing dark and brooding, no fear that all hope is lost. Gay or hetero you shouldn't read stuff that brings down your optimism on life and this book was just fun! It's basically a book of short stories linked to the new Professor Mickey Skee. There's even a vampire story and a sci-fi one. All around the world with this book! Victor...ROCKS! (He's the brainy one)

CONS:
1. No character descriptions, to actually speak of. Usually it's just name, and slam bam thank you Mr. President sir!
2. The beginning of the book was written very well but near the end it lost it's glue and became a big mess. How did the Professor suddenly become a porn star? Wasn't the dean opposed to this? Ugh! I had to stop READING!
3. WHY didn't we find out what happens to Victor? HELLO?! Best character in the book, everyone else becomes a porn star, and he becomes what? A Fluffer? A Mascot? An strawberry yogurt bar? WHAT?!

PROS:

1. VICTOR! Hello, you buy it for Victor! It's obvious the book would have fallen apart without him!
2. This book has a couple funny references that you won't believe. Namely the HAPPY DAYS segment! It blew my MIND!
3. Non stop creativity! Mr. Skee creates a world away from the world that could exist in a sort of alternate universe sort of thing. I enjoyed it!

Micky Skee has done it again, he's been able to sustain some pretty incredible unbelievably bizarre sex acts. The classes in the college itself are hysterical, Crotch Shaving,Penis Length Measuring contests, and the frat stunts are beyond kinky!

The Naked Dorm is the best, sign me up! I'm a college guy who has had similar experiences of guys just "hanging out" at the dorm naked and then blowing off a bit of steam, and Micky seems like he was there watching us.

I highly recommend this book as a sequel to his very erotic Hardcore Diaries...keep 'em coming!

F.U. was fun to read. Though not so much on an intellectual level, among other things. It was fun, it was clean, and crisp.

Not much more.