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Facebook Quotes, Quips & Status Updates [Kindle Edition]

Silver
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Facebook Quotes, Quips & Status Updates Volume 1



Facebook Quotes, Quips & Status Updates Volume 1 is the perfect read for lovers of quotes that are edgy, slightly “out there” and sometimes R-Rated. These are not your usual quotes! These quotes will have you laughing out loud, shaking your head or saying. “Oh, no, he (or she) didn’t!”

This book brims with quotes on a wide range of accessible topics. Who can’t relate to quotes about love, marriage, or relationships? Since we all grow older and age, the chapter on aging is a goldmine for anyone facing a major age milestone or dreaded birthday. There is an entertaining chapter packed with alcohol and drinking quotes and a chapter filled with quotes on miscellaneous topics. For salty souls, the final chapter is relegated to R-Rated quotes.

This is not your grandmother’s quote book. That is, unless she drank, fell in love, aged, and cursed like a sailor!


Product Details

  • File Size: 1896 KB
  • Print Length: 78 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008J2S97M
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,092,910 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Who doesn't want to be clever? December 9, 2012
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Why search the internet for just the right quote when it's close at hand in this 'handy' book. And who doesn't want to sound smart by being able to quote the wise of the world. Lincoln and Ghandi and Twain and lots of others had lots of great things to say. This book will make you look as clever. Don't miss it.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars What a lovely book! December 9, 2012
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Really a lovely book. I enjoyed a lot reading all the many (so many!!) quotes. They are divided in many categories, so you know exactly where to look at to find the right one you need. There are Age quotes, Alcohol/Drinking quotes, Love quotes, etc to end with R-Rated quotes. My favourite? Probably "Old age is 15 years older than I am"! Or "I drink to make people more interesting"!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Quotes, Quips, & Status Updates December 9, 2012
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I'm always looking for Quotes to use to help with my social media. I picked up a copy of "Quotes, Quips, & Status Updates" the other day. It is a great resource to have to find many funny quotes and statements. Why spend hours searching the internet for quotes and funny information, this book will give you hours of quotes at your finger tips.

The book separates the quotes into several different categories such as: Age, Alcohol, Day of the Week, Love/Marriage/Relationship (my favorite), Miscellaneous and Rated quotes. This book is a powerhouse of quotes. So, if you enjoy reading funny information or need help where you use quotes, this book will make life a lot easier.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Facebook Quotes & Status Updates December 10, 2012
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This is your basic quotes, quips & status update resource! I went over a lot of the entries and all of them are appropriate for Facebook because it's something either totally true, totally honest or totally hilarious.

Your friends will surely like your status update with these humorous and witty lines. There's enough lines in this book to supply you with a month or so of daily status updates. Who knows, you might even get unexpected likes from someone you like. A handy book to have!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Facebook Quotes December 12, 2012
By Dave
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Anyone who has spent any time on Facebook is familiar with the kind of quotes and witticisms that have been collected in this book. They range from the tired old cliches that you pass up when you're shopping for a greeting card, to clever one liners you want to write down and whip out at cocktail parties.

Some intelligent editing went into choosing the over-1,000 quotes that are included in this collection. The percentage of losers is gratifying low and the keepers comparatively high. And I was surprised by the high percentage that were new to me. I actually did copy out a number to use on my own Facebook page.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars FUNNY! December 12, 2012
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I enjoyed this book. I have already borrowed a few of these for my facebook. Good stuff! And can't beat the price. lol
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! December 11, 2012
If you need a good belly laugh read this book. It's pretty amazing to read what real people really say.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny little collection December 11, 2012
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it can be good for marketers when they don't know what to say on their social profiles. This is a good filler content between two serious posts. Go and get it, it's worth it
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars A Few Good Chuckles
You'll find some witty quips and a few though-provoking quotes here... along with some good chuckles. But I found the editing somewhat disappointing. Read more
Published on January 26, 2013 by M. G. Smith
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant quotes and quips to make your day
This book brings some joviality and laughter in to your life, the quotes are brill!!!

I have to quote some of my favorites, they're that good! Read more
Published on January 7, 2013 by Henry Garman
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fun and Delightful Book
Facebook Quotes, Quips, and Status Updates is a true joy to read. Anyone that has spent any time on Facebook will enjoy this collection of witty and humorous quotes. Read more
Published on January 1, 2013 by Flsunfan
5.0 out of 5 stars Wit On the Go
This book is filled with funny and entertaining quotes and quips perfect for facebook, twitter and even tumblr. Ooh my friends are going to love this. Read more
Published on December 29, 2012 by I am Nikki
5.0 out of 5 stars A delightully funny book...
As the author of two quotation books on Amazon alone, I was very interested in this book's content. I was amazed at some of the quotes. Read more
Published on December 12, 2012 by Leland D. Benton
5.0 out of 5 stars Edgy Quotes
If you are tired of the usual book on quotes, this book will be a refreshing change. Filled with quotes on love, marriage, relationships, aging, drinking quotes and R-Rated topics,... Read more
Published on December 10, 2012 by John Smith
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Way To Add To Your Own FB Page!
Haha, LOL. Silver went through the herculean task of compiling more than a 1000 quotes from Facebook, organized by category and attributed wherever possible. Read more
Published on December 10, 2012 by Uli Iserloh
5.0 out of 5 stars Who doesn't love quotes?
It's easy for me to love this book: I love quotes! What a great collection. Easy to find by categories, it's the nice touch that makes this book easy to use. Read more
Published on December 9, 2012 by Ed-n-Bert
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