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Fair Game

5 star:		(13)
4 star:		(3)
3 star:		(6)
2 star:		(7)
1 star:		(20)

 

 

Sure, Cindy, you're pretty and all, but please--we prefer you when we don't have to hear you. I'd much rather see you for 5 seconds on the cover of Vogue than spend an 1 hour feeling embarrassed for you on the big screen.

I like Cindy Crawford. I really do. I respect the class she has maintained in an often classless fashion and modeling industry. But some people should stick to what they know.

Cindy, my God! In this movie, you were just in your lovely apartment overlooking the water. Your apartment is then blown up, you are blown off the balcony into the water, your cat is toast and all your possessions are gone. Oh, and by the way, a bunch of very bad people are now trying to shoot you dead. You get out of the cold water, run for your life and get taken to a safe house where the 2nd rate Baldwin asks you `So, how do you feel?' And Cindy says with the intensity of a heroin addict, `Like my life just exploded. What is this place, Motel Hell?' She said it like she was reading the phone book! A real actress would have been looking at the cop like he was nuts! And she would have delivered the lines accordingly. It gets worse...

Did you see the very first scene in the movie where Cindy's character is jogging and gets shot? Did you notice her slowing down to hit her mark and wait for the shot? I've never heard or seen anyone more stilted and lifeless except for a really bored telemarketer.

The writing was just BAD, and the movie was just about look how good Cindy looks after being dumped in water and having no shower. Notice her lips still had color? Did they have the long-lasting stuff back then?

Luckily it wasn't the kind of bad where you can't sit and laugh at it. You can sit and laugh at this one. In fact, you don't have a choice.

I'm not sure what the producers had in mind when they decided to make this movie. If all they thought was, "OK, we have Cindy Crawford in a movie, so let's just have her wear tight clothes and film her a lot," I guess they succeeded. If they were trying to make a real movie, they didn't.

It's hard to believe that Cindy Crawford actually beat out anyone to win this part. Watching the movie, you almost feel bad for her. She's just in way over her head. I also don't understand why she's screaming throughout the entire movie.

William Baldwin gives his typical performance: not great, not horrible.

The storyline was silly and very uninteresting. A 2nd Grader has more imagination than the writers of this movie had.

I suppose that if you really hated Cindy Crawford for some reason, you'd enjoy watching her try to act in this film. Other than that, it's not good for much else.

Perhaps the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 robots would have a good time with this one, but you won't.

You are absolutely gorgeous, but you do not fit as an actress. Just keep modeling.

Hi Cindy, I am one of the four people who watched your movie Fair Game. I hope you will never work for Hollywood again. When I woke up I had to recognize that the other three guys had carried me out into the refreshing rain. That was good!

The acting is mechanical, and the plot was written by space aliens. Incredibly, there are some good points to the movie. The graphic violence alone is worth the money. There is also the mandatory love scene. It is basically an R-rated kid movie, because as far as the plot is concerned, it assumes the viewer is a brain-dead zombie who only responds to images of Cindy Crawford. Yes, that would be me. If you are a fan of hers, you just can't miss this brainless piece of.. entertainment. Seriously, it IS fun, but don't expect it to be a deep film. It is one of the shallowest movies ever made. And if those are KGB agents, then I am Michael Jackson.

Well, there was a nude scene, if we look at the good points. Oh, heck! It was impressively poor, so it can't be a dissappointment. I mean, what could you expect!

Among the low-lights of this sorry action movie scripted by a dead-monkey's feces, Cindy Crawford outruns and jumps on to a speeding train. Meanwhile, Billy Baldwin is going about 80 on a car and can't catch up to the train! Cindy has some legs to be able to run about 100 miles per hour. Come on, we've come far enough that movies should not have unintentional mistakes in them. This one will remind you of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" only not quite as cerebral. Add the business-as-usual action, the unbelievable (as in bad) acting, especially from the supermodel, and the fact that it is just plain BORING. Cindy'll never work for Hollywood again. (hopefully)

FAIR GAME IS NOT AS BAD AS SHOWGIRLS, BUT BAD ENOUGH TO NOT RECOMMEND DON'T GO SEE IT

This movie is not worth the time to watch. The plot is too common. It is like a remake of those movies in the past.

Crawford as an actress? Forget it. She is better off as a model than an actress. She does not have any talents in playing a convincing role in a movie. She's better off using her looks to make her living by exposing herself in magazines and posters. In short, she does not know how to act.