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Faking It [Kindle Edition]

Elisa Lorello
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Book Description

After breaking off her engagement, thirty-something writing professor Andi Cutrone abandons New England for her native Long Island to focus on her career and start over. When she meets Devin at a cocktail party, the sight of an honest-to-goodness male escort shocks her—and fascinates her more than a little. Months later, Andi impulsively calls Devin. Over cheesecake in Brooklyn, she offers him a proposition: he will teach her how to be a better lover, and in return, she will give him writing lessons. He agrees, and together they embark upon an intense partnership that proves to be as instructive as it is arousing. For in the midst of lessons in rhetorical theory and foreplay, Andi and Devin delve into deeper questions about truth, beauty, and self, gradually coming face-to-face with the issues at the core of their emotional limitations. Smart, witty, and introspective, Faking It is an engrossing novel about two people discovering their authentic selves.

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Book Description: After breaking off her engagement, thirty-something writing professor Andi Cutrone abandons New England for her native Long Island to focus on her career and start over. When she meets Devin at a cocktail party, the sight of an honest-to-goodness male escort shocks her—and fascinates her more than a little. Months later, Andi impulsively calls Devin. Over cheesecake in Brooklyn, she offers him a proposition: he will teach her how to be a better lover, and in return, she will give him writing lessons. He agrees, and together they embark upon an intense partnership that proves to be as instructive as it is arousing. For in the midst of lessons in rhetorical theory and foreplay, Andi and Devin delve into deeper questions about truth, beauty, and self, gradually coming face-to-face with the issues at the core of their emotional limitations. Smart, witty, and introspective, Faking It is an engrossing novel about two people discovering their authentic selves.

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Every writer I’ve ever met or seen or read about talks about the relationships s/he has with her/his characters. They love them, be they men or women or heroes and villains. As readers we all have favorite characters, people we can imagine running into at the grocery store on a Tuesday, or whisking us off to a tropical island. We fall in love with characters in books as easily as we fall in love with characters from TV or films, or even in real life.

Back in 2005, when I had finished the first draft of Faking It, I read a sample chapter to my freshman composition students at the end of the semester (something I used to do to show that I, too, had messy first drafts, and that when it came to writing and revision, I practiced what I taught). No sooner had I finished reading the scene in which Devin and Andi meet at Junior’s did a female student blurt out, "Oh yeah. I’m in love with this guy. I want him."

The class and I laughed, of course, but I nodded my head and added, "Me too." And later, when a reader told me how much she was in love with Sam, I nodded and replied, "Me too."

In fact, if you total all the male protagonists and supporting characters I’ve written to date (including my latest work in progress), I’m completely in love with almost a dozen men. Every single one of them. And I may have a crush on a few women, too.

Like characters in dreams, almost every character I write, male or female, embodies some aspect of me, be it my greatest fear (like flying), strength (writing, or teaching), weakness (who, me--weak? never!), or attribute (thoughtful). That’s not to say that they’re autobiographical, but it certainly opens the door to my empathy for them. Some characters show confidence in certain abilities or aspects of themselves that I’ve never had, while others are completely insecure in ways that I am not. Some have done things I’ve never done, like play jazz or own a coffeeshop. Others share my taste in music and books and TV shows. Some are people I’d love to hang out with, date, or even be. Not a single one of them are even close to perfect. The fun in writing these characters is the ability to make them say or do or be anything I want.

Except I don’t.

At some point, the characters take on a life of their own, and instead of my putting words into their mouths, they’re whispering in my ear. Instead of my telling them where to go, they’re three steps ahead of me. My characters constantly surprise me, and there always comes a point when I know I have to just get out of their way and let them be. I may not always agree with their actions, and I may be shocked by their secrets, but in the end I love them dearly and would stand by any one of them.

The other day, my hairdresser (who’s been reading my latest novel, Why I Love Singlehood) said to me, "I just love Kenny. Was he based on anyone you know in real life?"

"No," I replied, "but if you ever meet someone like him, let me know and give him my phone number." --Elisa Lorello


From Booklist

Andi Cutrone harbors a shameful secret. The 34-year-old writing professor is sexually inexperienced, to put it mildly. Enter Devin, a male escort with chiseled features Michelangelo would admire. The two reach an unusual agreement. She'll teach him about writing, and he'll help her lose her inhibitions in the bedroom. In short order, Andi's prancing about in bra and panties, and Devin is enthralled by her rhetoric lectures (an academic fantasy if ever there was one). Though the two are contractually obligated to maintain a strictly-business relationship, it doesn't take a PhD to see where this is heading. As they expose more of themselves to each other, and not just physically, they draw closer. But can Andi trust her feelings? Or Devin's? Once you get past the contrivance of the premise, it's clear that these characters have a certain charm as they fumble toward happiness. There is also appeal in the message that the most uptight of women can be taught to channel her Sex and the City inner vixen. --Patty Wetli

Product Details

  • File Size: 434 KB
  • Print Length: 285 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1935597353
  • Publisher: AmazonEncore (March 15, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0042FZWZ2
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,328 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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271 of 278 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars More than meets the eye August 8, 2009
Format:Paperback
From the description on the back cover of this book, I was expecting a light summer romantic read. And that would have been enjoyable enough -- woman with dating issues meets attractive but seemingly unattainable man who ends up seeing more in her than she sees in herself, etc, etc. We've all read books like that and we all enjoy a well written one every once in a while. But "Faking It" goes beyond the genre to something smarter, more sophisticated, something with a little more bite and substance. Andi and Devin are complex characters with an unexpected journey. Lorello's writing is witty and makes for a fun, fast read, but along the way she covers more than romance and sex -- her characters each have fully fleshed out personalities, making sharp observations of their own about everything from art to gender roles to sexual politics. Yes, it's still a great beach book -- you may have trouble putting it down -- but it's a beach book with a brain, and one with characters you care about.

Looking forward to the sequel!
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160 of 171 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Good to the Last Page June 20, 2009
By M. Webb
Format:Kindle Edition
When I first dove into Faking It I worried that the premise--Andi Cutrone, a young urbanite takes `love lessons' from a male escort--might be a little too Sex and the City for me. But the weekly lessons surprised me. Instead of sex, they focus on Andi's feeling about herself, her body, her relationships. Somewhere in that tangle of confused emotions every female reader will recognize either the woman she is or the woman she once was.

Then, about a third of the way through the book(yes, I checked the page number)I realized that the weekly lessons, although illuminating and the hook that pulled me in, had become secondary. Instead characters had become paramount. I wondered more about what Andi and her love tutor/platonic friend Devin would do on the other six days of the week. This book could have become an excuse to lurch from love scene to love scene but author Elisa Lorello created believable people that eclipsed their careers(one boring and one naughty). Ultimately, a book that seemed to be about taboo subjects like sex for money was really about something much more prosaic--changes. Changing attitudes. Changing careers. Changing partners.

My biggest round of applause goes out to Lorello for keeping me guessing. Too often books that contain romances follow a predictable formula. We know who the good boyfriend is. We know who the bad boyfriend is. We know who she'll wind up with. The only question mark is what will happen along the way. Faking It kept me guessing until the last page. Really! Thank you Elisa for characters and complex personalities that propelled me to the last page.
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49 of 53 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A nice ride June 4, 2009
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
A short time into this book I was really taken by Andi. She is someone you know, Got it going professionally but a mess personally. No confidence in herself. Then she works out an arrangement with an escort named Devin. He begins to help her gain some confidence in herself despite not having as much self confidence as he seems to have himself. You really start to root for this girl. You want to tell her to get it together and go after what she wants. She does come close a couple times as things get rolling but she falls short at first. The story really takes you a nice ride from there. A few surprises along the way and a beautiful ending.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Nice read
I liked that the characters were older. The "technical" (understanding that is the authors background) put me off a little bit as it seemed very long in certain sections. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Dee
3.0 out of 5 stars predictable
It was okay - had some steamy parts. It just was predictable - well, maybe a little surprise in there. Would I tell anyone NOT to read it, nah. Read more
Published 5 days ago by eastbaygrams
2.0 out of 5 stars Not terrible, but wouldn't recommend
I did not like this book. In my opinion it was way to technical on writing and art and lost my attention. Often times I found myself skipping entire paragraphs because I was bored.
Published 5 days ago by Angela Flores
5.0 out of 5 stars LOVED IT!
This book is amazing. The story is as intoxicating as Devin was for Andi! I couldn't put the book down - I read the entire book in one sitting. Read more
Published 7 days ago by Mydria Eskildsen
5.0 out of 5 stars Good read
I really enjoyed this book! Surprising ending but a feel good ending. Andi is my kind of girl, as a matter of fact, I`m Andi!!!
Published 7 days ago by T. Hardison
3.0 out of 5 stars Well, it is suprising...
At first I didn't think I was going to be able to get into it. I felt like there wasn't much information on the characters themselves. Read more
Published 12 days ago by Ginger2012
5.0 out of 5 stars feel good book
I loved that the write was a writer in the book. I like that it had a happy ending. This book made me wish that could be a writer.
Published 13 days ago by B. Fierst
3.0 out of 5 stars good read!
Loved the characters but was a bit disappointed by the ending. I would recommend this book to friends. Thanks for a great story!
Published 14 days ago by sharris
3.0 out of 5 stars Quick, easy, raunchy, predictable
If you liked Shades of Gray, this book will just as easily give you your romance fix. What I enjoyed most was seeing the main character grow in her sexuality. Read more
Published 16 days ago by Stephanie
3.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining
Entertaining quick read. Easy for a long flight to get into and read quickly. Would recommend for that purpose and for fun
Published 17 days ago by Allison
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I enjoyed Faking It and Ordinary World and absolutely LOVED Adulation! I was curious why Sunny's chapters were in first person while Danny's was in third? Also, any hopes of a sequel? Would love to know about Long Island Ducks: The Movie!
Elinor asked Nov 29, 2012
Author Answered

Forgive me for the very late reply, Elinor; I somehow missed this question! First of all, thank you for your kind words--I'm so glad you enjoyed Adulation. Great question. I knew I wanted the story to have two protagonists instead of one, and I wanted the reader to be able to clearly distinguish between the two. I'd never written a male protagonist before, and I seemed to connect to him much better when I wrote him in third person. Ultimately I think doing so (and alternating each protag in the chapters) offered a more well-rounded telling of the story and showed the parallels of Danny's and Sunny's lives, making them feel more together even though they spent so much time apart. I don't have plans for a sequel right now, but I cut a lot of text from the ending of the book that, if I can get it to work, might make a good short story. And I like your idea about a movie for Long Island Ducks! Sometimes I come up with great ideas for books and movies that I would never be able to pull off myself. Thanks so much for your interest!

Elisa Lorello answered Jan 11, 2013

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