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Family Guy Brian Howl Three Wolf Moon Spoof Men's T-Shirt

• 100% cotton
• Standard men's size tee
• Large front print design

Product Description

This cool Family Guy shirt spoofs the Amazon.com bestselling Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, featuring Brian Griffin instead of the titular wolves. Large front print. Standard men's sizes. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.

Product Details

• ASIN: B002X9NUBM
• Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #250,124 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)

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8 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Combines 2 Favorite Things!, January 23, 2010

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JR "PKF GUY" (Orange, CA) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: Family Guy Brian Howl Three Wolf Moon Spoof Men's T-Shirt (Apparel)

My daughter, a big FG fan is also is enamored with the TWM phenomenon, I got this for her for Christmas, and she was thrilled- her words: "... I think only about 2 people in my entire school will get and appreciate this, but that is what makes it so great..." Quality of the shirt is good and printing looks like it will hold up. The smiles and giggles I got when she opened it were worth every penny of the [...]. 18 bucks spent on the thing...

14 of 29 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars A disgrace to wolf shirt owners everywhere, March 29, 2010

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R. Wolf (USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Family Guy Brian Howl Three Wolf Moon Spoof Men's T-Shirt (Apparel)

Gentlemen, behold: the worst piece of parody merchandise to have been churned out of the Family Guy consumer machine.

The front of the shirt displace three images of Brian Griffin, one of the most disliked characters on all of the animated unfunny sitcom Family Guy. He's a pedophile, alcoholic, and worst of all, he never fails to make a story as bland and as boring as it can possibly be. Would you want three clones of this horrendous dog sitting on your shirt where three amazing wolves could be? No, I didn't think so. The design itself is absolutely appalling; while the godly Three Wolf Moon shirt only utilizes the wolves' heads, this shirt crams Brian's massive head and chubby torso onto the front. There's no room for the moon to radiate its magical moon glow onto the image, for Brian's massive nose and gut block it away.

Worst of all, this shirt is the polar opposite when it comes to powers, abilities, and overall durability. From the moment you put it on, you will feel the itching fabric graze so uncomfortably against your skin that you would find it much more comfortable to be rolling around on a bed of burning coal. The cloth is so fragile that you'll be forced to wear it under specific conditions. It cannot be humid out, cannot be anywhere over 90 degrees Fahrenheit, cannot be under 60 degrees, must avoid direct contact with all sunlight, and it cannot be tucked into pants. Those who see you in this shirt will point and laugh...not because they find humor in the shirt, but because they find humor in somebody actually buying such a godawful item and wearing it in public. Your loved ones will call you once every 15 minutes to remind you of just how much they hate you and how they find you unattractive. You will lose all of your Facebook friends, and nobody will follow you on Twitter. Your boss will cut your salary into 1/10th of your original pay, and if you get one drop of sweat on the shirt, it'll ripple apart and fall off.

There are no pros for this shirt, but countless cons. I advise you, if you love yourself, your dignity and your life, if you love your friends and family...don't you even think of buying this shirt. No dog shall ever meet the amazing might of the glorious wolf.

(Possible side effects of this shirt include itchy, rashy skin, a declining taste in comedy and IQ, the tendency to smoke and drink, hypocrisy, sockpuppeting, being globally hated by everybody, sharp decline in sexual activity, obesity, random flashbacks, a preference for Fox News, and dry and watery eyes.)

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