Fashion First Aid Women's Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers 5 Pieces Set
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- Antimicrobial, activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas
- Thin and discreet
- Self-adhesive to clothing
- Disposable/ one-wearing convenience
- Best-selling item
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Problems with smelly gas? This pack of 5 saving graces (also affectionately known as fart pads or fart filters) effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence; simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off. Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side is which. And at around 1/32" thick, you will never know it's there. Now with improved adhesive! Makes the perfect funny (and useful) white elephant or gag gift! Measures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/32" (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)
- Product Dimensions: 3.1 x 0.1 x 3.1 inches
- Shipping Weight: 0.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
- Origin: China
- ASIN: B001KYVJSC
- Item model number: SB01
- Date first available at Amazon.com: October 22, 2009
- Average Customer Review:
1) Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes. 2) Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. 3) When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.
Top Customer Reviews
As soon as I could, I ran to the bathroom and slipped one of these little filters into the appropriate place (the back for those of you confused). I felt lighter than air and practically invisible knowing that my backside fires wouldn't even smell. The moment arrived in the staff room while a bunch of us were all sitting around the table enjoying a nice lunch. I must have eaten too fast because the gas started to build up quicker than Mount Vesuvius could have erupted.
This. Was. My. Chance....to see how SUBTLE my BUTT could actually be!
Let this be a warning to you that Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers *DO NOT* drown out noise. They should have put a disclaimer on the package--minus 1 star for that because even my boss down the hall heard the toot of rage from my rear.
And lastly, the stench that escaped from my bowels was so intoxicating that I had to rush to the bathroom and grab the Poop-pourri to neutralize the situation. MINUS 4 stars.
To my chagrin and very much to my co-workers dismay, these did NOT work. I'm going to try colon hydrotherapy next.
And on top of that, uncomfortablet too. Very disappointing, since the packaging makes such bold claims.
4/5 stars only because these only last about 3-4 hours until I fart them up too much.
This Christmas, I received a life-changing gift, Subtle Butt, from none other than my girlfriend's father. That was not a look of condemnation at Thanksgiving dinner--it was a look of heartbreaking recognition. Has he battled this same war? Did he surrender to the clouds of stink, or did he find a token of absolution. Was Subtle Butt our Holy Grail?
Indeed it was. No longer am I the victim to my own pernicious digestion, but the master of these ocean winds.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Got it as a joke for my son. He actually used it and said it worked!Published 2 days ago by Jamie Ward
I don't know if these work yet, but they make an awesome gift for the flatulent person in your life....Published 3 days ago by Jennifer Campbell
First night: So far so good. The gassy man who I share a bed and blanket with's, eye watering farts are now heard yet not smelt. Read morePublished 5 days ago by Claire
I have to say these are just ok, if I can tell you my story. I'm a 17 year old guy, and I had been talking to this girl in my biology class. Read morePublished 9 days ago by LovePrime
Bought this as a joke. Had a massage but was having alot of gas problems. I slipped one of these in and the massager never knew. Read morePublished 14 days ago by Wayne Scott