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Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned Series Book 1) [Kindle Edition]

Robyn Peterman
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Book Description

Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.

At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?

Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.

To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.

Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

*****
“Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!” ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series


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About the Author

Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where you can work in your underpants works really well for her. You can leave Robyn a message via the Contact Page and she’ll get back to you as soon as her bizarre life permits! She loves to hear from her fans!

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  • File Size: 656 KB
  • Print Length: 322 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0989496023
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00EYMXM2I
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108 of 112 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fashionably Freakin' Fabulous September 3, 2013
By J. Kall
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Robyn Peterman's foray in vampyres and faeries is a success. Having read her previous works of contemporary romance, I was excited to see that Ms. Peterman was also exploring the 'underworld'. And what a sexy, funny, intriguing, suspenseful, erotic, HOT world it is! Astrid, the heroine, wants to quit smoking, literally....and ends smokin' hot but dead (or is it undead?) after a visit to a mysterious hypnotist. The 'undead' adventures begin as Ms. Peterman surrounds Astrid with a crazy arsenal of well-written characters, both earthly and otherwise. Astrid is a strong-willed, funny, sassy, sexy, reluctant, supernatural super woman who is forced to fight in order to save herself, her friends and her smokin' hot 'undead' lover. As always, I so appreciate Ms. Peterman's mix of suspense and sex...humor and heat. The sex scenes are quite intense....yet some of them are pretty damn funny. Ms. Perterman's style is so unique and you'll love it. I am thrilled that this is only the first book in "The Hot Damned Series" (love the name) and I look forward to many, many more.
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99 of 103 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazeballs!!! September 4, 2013
By Chris
Format:Kindle Edition
A book where quitting smoking leads to sudden death, a foul mouthed Angel, a Terminator-like Faery,and all the Prada a girl could want. Not to mention a very dangerous, possibly rogue vampyer that is BEYOND sexy. Get ready for a sexy, funny romp through the paranormal word that belongs to Astrid who gets more than what she bargained for, all because she wanted to better her health! I LOVED this book. Laugh-out-loud funny!
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82 of 85 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it :) September 6, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
I was drawn to this book by the cover, to me at least it just said 'come see what I have in store', gotta admit I was seriously glad I took notice. After reading the blurb I bumped it straight to the top of my tbr and that pretty much was that. I loved this book, the snarky one-liners and banter really made me laugh. There was not one character that fell short of what seemed to be their purpose throughout the book, I loved the good guys and hated the bad guys. There were a lot of characters throughout the book but at no point did I find it hard to keep track of who was who, they were all introduced in such a way that they quickly became an integral part of the story, it certainly didn't feel like there were any throw away characters, they all had their part to play in the overall story and they did it well. This was a story with a lot going on, but again I never felt lost or had to backtrack just to figure it out, as much as it was a busy book it was done in a very straight forward way it was easy to follow and the writing never felt rushed. For as much as there is going on in the book it really doesn't detract from the quality of the story and the writing, both of which I though were pretty excellent. I don't think I could say anything negative about this book, I enjoyed it far too much for that, the only thing I would say is if you're looking for a book thats gonna tear your heart out and stomp on it whilst you ugly cry and rock in the corner this maybe isn't the book for you. If you're looking for a fun laugh out loud funny read that showcases a lot more than the 'typical' Vampyre then this should be right up your alley. Read more ›
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91 of 95 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sexy, fun, and oh so delicious! September 5, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
Okay, here's the quote:

"Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!"

And I stick by that. This book is teeming with sexy goodness. It's hilarious and fun. I highly recommend!
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73 of 76 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A outrageously fun read September 6, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Marie's Tempting Reads Review:

Another great book by the fun and talented author, Robyn Peterman. I had read this when it was first released but when I was asked if I would like to do a review for Fashionably Dead I knew I had to do a reread to refresh my brain. I forgot how entertaining this was. This book took vampyres to a new and exciting place, making them unique but with certain qualities you would expect from the "normal" vampires. I ADORED it too!
We have such a combination of quirky and outrageous characters. From the Oprah look-a-like Guardian Angel who is strangely named Pam, not Oprah, and a Fairy Couch who looks like just like Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A cute little vampire by the name of Paris Hilton and another vampire (this one absolutely stunning!) by the name of Venus not to mention the not-quite-mortal best friend Gemma. And what a good friend she is too! She offered Astrid her wrist after she was turned. Now THAT is what a true friend is! We also have these loveable, yet slightly ugly demon babies that adore Astrid and help her here and there. I REALLY find it cool that they eat glitter magic that Astrid throws at them. They seem..sweet in a creepy kind of way, yet I find myself adoring these creepy little demons throughout this book.
Astrid is the heroine and one I very much like. She is fun, caring, funny, and has the hots for the Warrior Prince, Ethan. Honestly, I can't blame her for having the hots for Ethan either. He is gorgeous, extremely sexy, charming, amusing and has equal attraction for Astrid. Which makes perfect sense since she is his destined mate AND the Chosen One.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The story was FUN! The characters were great and the story line ...
Ok, there was cursing. Get over it. The story was FUN! The characters were great and the story line and how it all tied together was excellent. Read more
Published 15 hours ago by Norma P-K
5.0 out of 5 stars A very funny read
I thought it was great I so enjoyed it. I laugh out loud could not put it down . One of the dest books I have read in a long time
Published 15 hours ago by Margaret Tackett
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny
This was a very funny book! I laughed so hard at times I couldn't breath. I would tell everyone and anyone THIS IS A GREAT BOOK, you won't be wasting your money, full of laughs and... Read more
Published 19 hours ago by Tiffany Bell
5.0 out of 5 stars Always GOOD!
Just finished a re-read!! This book is always a fun read! I laugh, cry and LAUGH more! For me it's a laugh riot every time.

I find the world created here a wonder! Read more
Published 1 day ago by SilkyReader
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing!
This author kept me turning the page and laughing all the way! I was able to feel every emotion of each character! Read more
Published 2 days ago by klawson1316
5.0 out of 5 stars well written, funny, punny
This seemed like a full-length novel, unlike the many I've found that are novellas at best to encourage lots of individual purchases -- good. Read more
Published 2 days ago by Ex-Geek
2.0 out of 5 stars So familiar
It is an amusing read that has been very heavily influenced by Mary Janice Davidson's Betsy the Vampire Queek Undead series. Read more
Published 3 days ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars absolutely perfect
Congratulations to Robyn Peterman! This book has everything: action, adventure, erotica, and just drop dead laughing humor. Read more
Published 3 days ago by alan kolc
5.0 out of 5 stars book 1
I couldn't put it down. It is a very entertaining book and I look forward to reading the next one
Published 5 days ago by starrcharmz
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughing out loud while trying not to wake my husband.
LMAO!! Funny, dramatic, sarcastic, and touching all rolled into one well written book. Thank you Robyn. I just wish Dixie's story was on sale. Read more
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Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won't leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count.

Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her underpants really appeals to her. You can check out Robyn's website at robynpeterman.com and also follow her on Twitter and Facebook. She loves to hear from her fans.

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