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Initial post: Apr 7, 2010 6:33:41 PM PDT
Yell, "Hey toothless, your sister said she would have sex with you!"

Posted on Apr 7, 2010 6:56:41 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 7, 2010 7:31:37 PM PDT
Either that or tell them there's a sale on ammo going on over at the local Guns and Corn Liquor store. Yee haw!

Posted on Apr 7, 2010 7:54:56 PM PDT
harmonious1 says:
...and a free bible with every gun purchase!

Posted on Apr 7, 2010 8:47:25 PM PDT
Lisa E. says:
LOL e-guy, pru and harmonious. All three were very funny. Thanks for the laughs.

;-)

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 7:59:52 AM PDT
Pecos Bill says:
It's very important to degrade and attack all who oppose us!

Good thinking, electronics guyski! We shall nominate you for the Star of Lenin for this thread, comrade!

*begin patriotic government music*
*wave flags with lots of red in them*

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 8:57:00 AM PDT
Pecos Bill says:
It's very important to degrade and attack all who oppose us!

You should know, you do it yourself.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 8, 2010 9:25:38 AM PDT
PB -

Don't worry, comrade. Soon the free Obamacare will enable you to have the large stick removed from your posterior. What a glorious day that shall be!

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 11:52:19 AM PDT
Pecos Bill says:
No, comrade Merchanski! We are all on same side here, da? I, for one, wish to welcome our new overlords. I heartily support Commissar Obama and his perestroika for the health care and auto businesses!

Now, let us all sing patriotic songs and make fun of the, how you say, 'tea baggers' together!

Soyuz nerushimiy respublik svobodnykh!
(Everybody!)
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!

No?

Well, maybe later then.

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 12:00:04 PM PDT
Pecos Bill says:
Also, is very clever of harmonious1 to point out that filthy tea baggers support the idea that Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of religion, and that they also foolishly embrace the concept of the right of the people to keep and bear arms!

Where do these silly bible thumping Americans get such crazy ideas, anyway? If only they could be more like prunella jones with proper respect for proper authority! Obama, after all, is person! Due much respect, no? Whereas tea baggers celebrate silly piece of paper called "Constitution"!

Is funny!

(No really, is funny. Extra tax if you do not find joke on tea baggers to be funny and at least pretend to laugh.)

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 8, 2010 12:00:05 PM PDT
--- "Soon the free Obamacare will enable you to have the large stick removed from your posterior." ---

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 12:43:31 PM PDT
Herr Bill, der fuhrer is angry with you for expressing soviet sentiments.

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 2:03:48 PM PDT
harmonious1 says:
PB wrote: "Also, is very clever of harmonious1 to point out that filthy tea baggers support the idea that Congress shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of religion, and that they also foolishly embrace the concept of the right of the people to keep and bear arms!"

Bible in one hand, gun in the other. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little TOO ironic. Yeah, I really do think.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 8, 2010 2:18:32 PM PDT
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

It's a bridge to nowhere
And it's already paved
It's abstinence only
Two minutes to late

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 2:55:33 PM PDT
harmonious1 says:
It's a black mark
On your resume
Quit your governor's job
And sold out the next day

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 3:47:52 PM PDT
A freedom fries grease stain on your XXL tee
A Kenyan, Muslin, Ay-rab president of this here cunchree.
It's big gubmint takin' my guns and stealin' from the rich
so they can give it all to them lazy poors
what can't even speak good English!

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 3:55:53 PM PDT
A brain dead Alaskan
Who's mind is already baked
A death panel liar
For heavens sake

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 4:12:17 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Apr 8, 2010 4:13:32 PM PDT
It's like McCain
On your vetting day
It's a Wasilla dummy
Who wants to get paid

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 8, 2010 7:07:21 PM PDT
Pecos Bill says: "It's very important to degrade and attack all who oppose us!"

It's very important to try to find humor and disarm racists and bigots who put obstructionism and overthrowing the government ahead of the good of their country and the welfare of their fellow citizens.

There. Fixed that for you.

Posted on Apr 8, 2010 7:51:02 PM PDT
It's like proclaiming your love for the Constitution
which you've never actually read.
It's like hanging a poster of a weepy Glen Beck over your bed.
It's like getting outraged at being called a bigot
whenever you ask that Kenyan, Muslin, red-commanist Obama
to show his birf certificate.

Posted on Apr 10, 2010 6:33:19 PM PDT
Or tell them they can have a picture taken with a cardboard lifesize Palin for just $100.00...watch the people who are the "poor", "unemployed" and "republican" run to get there first.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 10, 2010 6:35:18 PM PDT
In reply to an earlier post on Apr. 8, 2010 12:00 PM PDT
P. Tear Griffin says:
--- "Soon the free Obamacare will enable you to have the large stick removed from your posterior." ---

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!

*me too. Thanks Pru for your quick wit.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 11, 2010 10:38:05 AM PDT
andrew says:
"It's very important to degrade and attack all who oppose us!"

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Like the right is free from any guilt? Please!!!! What a LAUGH. Take a look in the mirror before YOU accuse people of doing the same damned things to you that YOU do to US.

Friggin' babies. The whole wicked lot of you right wingers. Wah, wah, wah, the hateful liberals are being mean to us blushing flowers on the right again. Wah, wah, wah.

Posted on Apr 11, 2010 11:51:40 AM PDT
sean says:
H Heaven help us from Obama's incompetence
Y Yes we can has failed
P Palin has knocked Obama into submission
O Obama the idiot
C Clinton telling Kennedy a few years ago he would have been serving us coffee
R Republicans will take over congress in November
I Idiots on the left are clueless
T Tea Party People driving the loony left crazy
E Educate children never to trust a Democrat

Posted on Apr 11, 2010 11:55:19 AM PDT
Looks like Sean/Ama has been watching the Sarah Palin Network. He IS Smarter than a half-term governor, but then so is my dog.

In reply to an earlier post on Apr 11, 2010 1:30:25 PM PDT
Lisa E. says:
pru --

Yeah, the Sarah Palin Network. Tina Fey got that spot on last night hosting SNL. I just wished she had remembered Sarah's "hope-y change-y" line!!!!
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