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Fat Is the New 30: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Coping with (the crappy parts of) Life [Kindle Edition]

Jill Conner Browne
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Book Description

The Sweet Potato Queens® are back and bawdier than ever in Southern belle extraordinaire Jill Conner Browne’s ninth edition of the hysterical series.

Having experienced pretty much ALL of the crappy parts of life, Browne feels it is her duty to render whatever assistance she can to her fellow sufferers — and she does so in her own inimitable fashion. Her father taught her there are very few situations in life that we really and truly cannot change, and it is up to us to figure out how to either make fun OUT of them — or make fun OF them. And fortunately for the rest of us, Browne is well equipped for both.

Including the exploits of the Queen contingent and her family, she delivers applicable tidbits like:

• Thinking or talking about watermelon can save any negative situation.
• If you get drunk in Scotland, you can’t have your cow with you.
• When sanity and reason fail, you can always cheerfully resort to ridicule.
• Denial means that every situation is perfectly perfect.

More fun than a Cracker Barrel full of monkeys, Fat Is the New 30 will change your life — or at least give you ideas for making fun of yourownself.


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Q&A with Jill Conner Browne, The Sweet Potato Queen

Question: The Sweet Potato Queens were born on a gleeful St. Patrick’s Day, back in 1982, when you and a few friends decided to get Queened-up for local parade in Jackson, Mississippi. Did you realize that parade would begin an international movement for women?

Jill Conner Browne: Yes, It was my Five-Year Plan. Are you kidding me? No! I had no idea I would become a cult leader! My only goal was to entertain myself—a goal that endures to this very day, I might add.

Question: Tell us a little about the annual Zippity Doo Dah Parade that happens at the end of March every year. Women come from all over the world, wear sequins, and march with bands, raise money for charity, eat and laugh. How does it all come together? (Let us live vicariously!)

JCB: We simply out-grew the other parade and started our own, which has been fantastic for the Queendom, the city of Jackson and most importantly, for Blair E. Batson Hospital for Children. Queens (and Spud Studs) start arriving on Wednesday of parade week--March 21-25 for 2012--and overnight the city is overcome with sparkle. It is four days of fantastic: Arts, Eats & Beats in the Fondren Arts District, The Come On In Party, Big Hat Brunch, SPQ Big Hair Ball, Sal & Mookie's Kids' Carnival, Patty Peck Honda Car Giveaway, the beautiful "Night-Time Zippity Doo Dah Parade" immediately followed by the street dance, Pearls & PJs at the Hilton, and ending with the Bathrobe Brunch on Sunday morning. And it all raises money for sick kids—what could be better?

Question: Fat is the New 30 is your ninth book. Is there a theme that runs through all of your books, other than being stitch-in-the-gut funny?

JCB: Life is too short—and too LONG—to spend it doing ANYTHING that doesn't make your heart sing.

Question: You believe that humor is the best medicine, which is evident throughout the book since you make us laugh at even the "crappiest parts of life." How are you able to mix humor and happiness into nearly every life situation?

JCB: Oh, my Daddy taught me many useful things! One of the most important was this: There are very few situations in life that we really and truly cannot change. But when we do encounter one of those, the task at hand is to figure out how to either make fun out of it--or make fun of it. I am extraordinarily gifted in this department.

Question: Nearly all of your books, including Fat is the New 30, include some "you’ll have to roll me out of the kitchen" recipes. Do you test them all out? Which of the new recipes is your favorite?

JCB: Did I test them all? Have you SEEN me lately? If and when you do see me, you will note that I am wearing a very long jacket. Suffice it to say that if I am ever found dead in a short jacket, you will know that I was dead before the jacket went on. Yes, I tested all the recipes and they are poison! If you eat this stuff all the time, you WILL DIE--and you will die with a HUGE bee-hind--however, they are VERY good for your disposition. My fave? Why, I love them all, obviously! Can happily go from Scott-apeno Dip to Viney's Floor of the Hilton Minner Cheese to I-Can't-See-My-Feet Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding.

Question: You’re a Southern Girl but there are Queens from all over the world. Do you think we all have a little Southern in us?

JCB: My "voice" is that of a Southern woman--on account of that's what I turned out to be (luckily)--but the experiences are universal so no Southern is required. However, if you are lacking in Southern, you can certainly get you some in my books and it will make you happy!

Question: What’s next for you and the Queens?

JCB: The Sweet Potato Queens Musical! I just got the first draft from Melissa Manchester, Sharon Vaughn and Rupert Holmes! It's always been my dream--and now it is happening! Of course, that doesn't require ANY effort on my part--which is so perfect--I can be entertained while lolling. Heaven.


From Booklist

Hilarious . . . Poignant . . . The Sweet Potato Queens’ chronicler returns with the ninth in the series and this time takes on the more serious parts of life, such as raising children, getting older, and surviving a recession, with her trademark bawdy humor. As before, she peppers each chapter with her and others’ personal anecdotes. . . .Legions of Sweet Potato Queens, now boasting 6,200 chapters in 20-plus countries, will line up for the latest book in Browne’s popular series. —Booklist

Product Details

  • File Size: 654 KB
  • Print Length: 266 pages
  • Publisher: Amazon Publishing (March 20, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006JTTIDQ
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,903 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet Potato Queen's Humble Subject March 24, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I laughed so hard reading just the first few chapters last night that my Lab jumped off the bed and slept on the floor. This is my 1st SPQ book and look forward to getting to the whole bunch of 'em. I am now one of Her Majesty's loyal subjects. Long live the Queen!
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
Queen Jill covers everything from how to survive life in this horrible economy with a little style and panache, to how to survive raising your teenagers to adulthood (I personally earmarked this section for extra referral!). Light and snappy, Jill brings her legions of followers and fans up to date on her life so far in this bright and happy book.

If you're Southern - you will identify and love it. If you're not Southern, that's ok, we'll let you read it anyway! It's just that GOOD!

So grab your best pair of rhinestone sunglasses, and plop a tiara on your head, and be prepared to laugh until you nearly split your sides with this fabulous new book from Her Majesty, THE Sweet Potato Queen, Jill Conner Browne!

Sharon Galligar Chance, Sharon's Garden of Book Reviews
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Southern entertainment at its best! April 5, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I have to say that Jill Conner Browne is one of my favorite authors. Her humor has been my entertainment from the very first book she wrote. I could not tell you when I've laughed and cried so much while reading a book. She captivates you with her down-to-earth, tell-it-like-it-is humor from the first page to the last.

I have every single one of her books so imagine my delight (jumping up and down here) when I received an email asking me to review her new book. As I said, I have been an avid follower of Jill since her book first appeared in Southern Living Magazine umpteen years ago along with an article about the Sweet Potato Queen's Parade.

Fat Is the New 30 does not let the reader down. It picks up where any of her previous books leave off, making you laugh from start to finish. Through her words, the author has the unique ability to bring you into her life, holding you confined to your seat as you turn page after page.

By the time you finish the last page and close the book, you feel as though Jill has invited you into her life and confidence; and she just wants to help you through life's vicissitudes. She teaches us how to survive raising those children (lovely as they might be) from infant to teenager to adulthood with humor and a little denial (well, a LOT of denial) thrown in. Because after all, isn't that the best way to survive life?

Southerners are going to love this book. And, well, if you're not a Southerner, you are going to wish you were! So, grab this book, the biggest tiara (and most sparkly) you can find, and a tall glass of Southern style sweet tea (you'll want to refrain from drinking as not to snort the stuff as you become pomaded from laughter and thus, it WILL come out of places we Southern ladies don't like to mention) - where was I - oh yeah - grab that tall glass of iced tea and sit and read for a while. You'll be glad you did.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Totally Fab! April 6, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I've read of couple of her previous books, but this one is #1.

Every couple of paragraphs, I was thinking (indignantly, sometimes), "I say that! My friends say that! WE do that, too!" She's definitely a kindred soul of mine. Separated at birth, I say.

Mixed in the all the hysterical humor are some very good snippets of advice which don't take away from the overall enjoyment in the least. One passage struck such a strong chord with me that I immediately transcribed it in email to my sisters. Along with instructions to purchase immediately, of course.

Rarely do I literally laugh out loud (usually I mentally giggle), but I snickered and snorted my way through this one with real, true LOL glee.

SPOILER ALERT: The last chapter had me sobbing uncontrollably, though, as she described her mother's last months. I had a very similar experience with my mama, but the tears and the memories were cleansing and loving. That has to be my favorite part because she managed to capture all the aspects of becoming the parent of one's parent. My sister said the thing to me that Jill mentions one day as I shared my guilt with my lack of patience with Mama and the "situation". It IS like taking care of a child, but with a child, you know this phase will end because the child grows up. With a parent, wishing for the ending takes on a different connotation.

Recommended reading for everyone. My husband now has the book.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
If you're a fanatic fan of Ms. Browne or you've never ever read her it matters not one bit you will if you are fan, enlarge your fandom and if you've never read her become an instant fan. In fact if you don't erupt in laughter by the tenth page and have tears running down your face by the 30th, you're either not human, there is absolutely no hope for you and are utterly unredeemable.
Now for the rest of you pay attention because her Highness Queen Jill herself has the undisputed end all cure for coping with life, love and the pursuit thereof and here is just a tease of what you'll find between the covers of my spittle and tear stained copy.
1st Denial
2nd Get a Dog
3rd Laugh at your embarrassing moments
4th (my favorite) Vengeance
5th Diversion
Want more buy the book, if you know someone in need of a good cheering up buy the book as a gift, believe me no one capable of laughter in any form will get through the chapter on "gator hunting" without roaring and rolling on the floor and if they do then by the time they read the chapter about the "bus" will definitely do them in.
Now if none of this interests you or makes you run to your nearest bookstore you may return to the mother ship anytime because no Zippity Doo Dah® at all will help you.
My Queen Ms. Browne I am performing the best courtesy I know how to honor you for some of the happiest hours I've ever spent reading and I look forward to your next installment of wisdom.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, funny, funny!!
As usual, Jill Conner Browne's book is laugh out loud funny. As I near the later part of my life, it is great to see that there are other's of us out there with the same challenges... Read more
Published 2 days ago by Jeanette Shelby
5.0 out of 5 stars A must read
Never having even heard of the Sweet Potato Queens it was a revelation to me that such a famous and wide-spread organization existed and not only that,, has a philosophy for... Read more
Published 3 days ago by Kindle Customer
1.0 out of 5 stars Could've been funny.....but
I had to stop reading.....in the sense.....why do points have to be stressed with cuss words? We have perfectly good words to use
Published 6 days ago by PDF
2.0 out of 5 stars Two Stars
I expected better.
Published 1 month ago by linda
5.0 out of 5 stars wonderful and funny in real life as she is in ...
I am a wannabe Wannabe and I have actually gotten to meet Connor-Brown in person. She is every bit as warm, wonderful and funny in real life as she is in her books.
Published 1 month ago by Kyra the Red
5.0 out of 5 stars simply loved this book
Once again the fabulous Jill Conner Browne has nailed it with "Fat is the New Thirty" I am still laughing...simply loved this book.
Published 1 month ago by Patricia Habinck
5.0 out of 5 stars I love this book!
As usual....you can't read a book by Jill Connor Brown without laughing, crying or musing the lessons learned through life that you share. Read more
Published 1 month ago by freida fillingane
3.0 out of 5 stars Liked it, didn't love it.
I just finished reading this book. This is the second book by Jill Conner Browne that I've read. The first one was HYSTERICAL. This one... not so much. Read more
Published 2 months ago by GoldenBrownSkin
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Fun read
Published 2 months ago by Carolyn L. Henn
4.0 out of 5 stars A Southern woman's advice for life.
I love all the books by Jill Conner Brown and am a Sweet Potato Queen fan. This book is a recollection of Jill's advice of all types of life situations. Read more
Published 2 months ago by tmejfan
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Jill Conner Browne is the multiple #1 New York Times bestselling author of nine Sweet Potato Queens® books and has created a global phenomenon--6,200 chapter groups in 37 countries--based upon her philosophy and world-view as recounted through these rollicking, raucous and riotously funny essays. Women and smart men understand that the bawdy, sassy, down-to-earth humor is simply the vehicle by which the greater message is conveyed--that is, one of self-reliance and empowerment, inspiring all to do what makes their hearts sing.


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