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Female-to-English Dictionary: An Annotated Guide to Interpreting & Manipulating the Female Thought Processes
 
 
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Female-to-English Dictionary: An Annotated Guide to Interpreting & Manipulating the Female Thought Processes [Paperback]

Nick Shoveen (Author)

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October 31, 2005
Notwithstanding the efforts of numerous feminist groups to prevent the publishing of Doctor Nick Shoveen's book, men can now discover what women really mean, and use their own words as a form of verbal ju-jitsu, to mold female behavior into a more palatable form that can be dealt with and more easily tolerated.

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This alleged doctor is a male chauvinist pig, but a funny one. I laughed out loud at his book. --Myra Scot Sharp, atty. at law, Bel Air, California

No guy should ever let his girlfriend know that he's got this book. --Abner Bibberman - Albany Park News

The perfect gift for any man or woman about to enter into a relationship. And it's funny. --Herschel Belsky, Venice United Temple Newsletter

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Opinions and theories in this book are entirely those of Doctor Nick Shoveen, and do not necessarily represent those of the publisher, Magic Lamp Press, or translator Gene Grossman. The purchase and reading of this publication will be understood as a waiver of any and all liability for physical and/or mental injuries sustained from females while attempting to utilize the advice given in the book.

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When a male falls for a female, he likes how she looks and how she acts toward him, and he foolishly expects her to stay that way forever. Read the first page
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