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"The book to end all books." - Jason Horton, the world's only white male comedian

"Field Guide to Chicks of the United States is a hilarious look into the women of the USA. If you like people watching and commenting, I can say you need to check this book out today. You and your friends will want to read this together for the most laughs." -- Tamazon, Night Owl Reviews

"Outlandishly hilarious." -- Maxim Magazine

About the Author

Joe Bovino is a lawyer, author/satirist, fitness enthusiast, and seasoned chickspotter.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 212 pages
  • Publisher: Chickspotting, LLC (December 1, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0985847336
  • ISBN-13: 978-0985847333
  • Product Dimensions: 7 x 0.5 x 10 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.3 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (52 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #562,704 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Joe Bovino is a two-time #1 bestselling author of Field Guide to Chicks of the United States (09/12) and America's Latinas (04/15). He's also a book publishing consultant and lawyer.

Follow Joe on Twitter at http://twitter.com/joebovino and on Instagram at http://instagram.com/bovinoj. Join him on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/joebovinopage and LinkedIn at http://www.linkedin.com/in/joebovino. Visit his websites at http://www.joebovino.com and www.bestsellerinyou.com. And stay in touch by signing up at http://www.fieldguidetochicks.com and http://www.chicaspotting.com. For media and other business-related matters, contact Joe at joe@saoirsepublishing.com.

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Owen Carver on September 28, 2012
Format: Paperback
It's not often that a book as candid, honest, and unflinching as the Field Guide to CHICKS of the United States can be at the same time so hilarious and insightful. The real power of this book is lies in its ability to be both a thoroughly researched academic document able to function as a constant reference for understanding the female species AND also an hysterical and shameless men's guidebook to getting laid.

Each page showing a different chick species is written as if it was meant for a college level course on how to spot and identify chicks in the field and to appreciate all of the finer points and hurdles required to successfully land her in bed.

From any angle this book is valuable, at least as an unabashed contemporary documentation of the most highly visible and (arguably) desired segment of our diverse US population. For whichever reason, as a guy or a girl, buy this book. As I've experienced first hand again and again, everyone you show it to will smile big and thank you for sharing it. People can't put it down and everyone has 'someone' they have to hunt down and find in the book.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Ashley Knowles on October 28, 2012
Format: Paperback
I interviewed the writer of this book, Joe Bovino, a few months back on this release. Talking with him, he made this book sound interesting. Not because it is a field guide, per se, but rather, it shows a very unique side of the females all across the United States from a single male's point of view.

I have to say, I truly enjoyed reading this guide. It made me laugh, and made me snicker, and it made me aware that not all women were created equal...lol.

This book should also not so much be seen as the bible of women, but more of a activity book to be shared with friends on the traits of women across the United States through the adventures of one man's journey. Mr. Bovino gives us a virtual tour of the fairer sex and we are given the treat of his experiences. Thanks Joe!

Hopefully if there is a sequel, Joe himself has promised me that I would be considered as research...and I am ready for the challenge...lol.

This book definitely has my seal of approval, and I recommend it to anyone with an open mind and a sense of humor...you will not be disappointed!

- Ashley Amber Bottoms
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Paul on October 23, 2012
Format: Paperback
Where was this book when I was single? This book would have come in handy back in my single days. As it stands, it's still great entertainment to read through each description. It's a humorous look at so many dynamics of the fairer sex, written in a style that is fun and makes you want to keep reading. Cultural and geographic influences really do exist and the author has clearly spent a ton of time doing research and compiling it into a book that is both funny and educational. I saw one reviewer had criticized this book stating it was juvenile and harshly condemned the author. I couldn't disagree more with that review. If you can't tell that this was well researched and written to entertain and inform, then you probably aren't qualified to write a review. My guess is that person didn't actually see the book or they don't have any sense of humor or a sense of adventure.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Danny Hickman on January 3, 2014
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I received my copy yesterday afternoon and by bedtime last night, I had finished it! I'm an armchair chickspotter now and this guide definitely makes it a lot more fun! As I read through this highly insightful and very humorous look at the genus Femalis Americanis, I thought back to all of my times in the field and how handy this would have been back then. My wife decided, after listening to me chuckling and watching me nod my head repeatedly that she needed to see what had piqued my interest. Within a few minutes, she was reading right along with me and we were comparing notes on the women we know and laughing at how accurate these descriptions are. I haven't yet decided which classification she falls under, but I'm sure my choice will elicit a spirited discussion!

This is well worth the price of admission! Doesn't matter if you're a single guy in the field or an armchair spotter with a chick all your own, this tome will provide good insight into that mysterious creature we call... woman!
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Marissa on September 28, 2012
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This book is hilarious! Not to miss, easy read, light hearted and will make you laugh. Everyone might be a little thrown off at first, some maybe offended, but once you actually read it you will see the humor and love it. Not only is it a great convo starter and even better gift, but it is the written out guide to chicks...! Read, compare and enjoy. Guys will love it and girls too... Definitely recommend it for good laughs and fun. Find out who you are ladies and guys, your "dream" girl awaits...... Well done and I look forward to sharing this book with friends.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Dorothy on October 24, 2012
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I thought this book was really funny. A bit sexist, well a lot sexist, but still funny. If you are a feminist, then don't even bother with it. Kind of like a grown up version of Mad Magazine. Kind of potty mouth. But if you have a sense of humor then it's fun. My husband stole it from me and took it to work. They have been passing it around at work laughing at it.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By xtime Past on April 21, 2015
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Red Pill/MGTOW

This is one badass book! This has heavy red pill material and every MGTOW/PUA should read this. Why not learn from wisdom and the details of the American soulful dynamics. Pure fun and extensive research occured and undertaken to bring this material to a shining light.

Lessons Learned: Mattress, migratory, Perfect 6, sand trap, nice auss, taco belle, ledge, immaculate rejection, 49er.

Coonass!

I would not mess with a caribou barbie.
BBC means something else.
My favorite would be a mix of southern hospitality, creole, midwest, n a bit of latina, and asian softness and motherly - No NY

Quotes to research:

The Redneck has a “glorious absence of sophistication,” 880
the least attractive people in America live in Philly. 1246

The Silencer tends to avoid braggarts, bulls*** artists, and cocky bastards. Best to keep a low profile and self-deprecating sense of humor. Finnish 1536

The Euro-Mina has something to say, a right to say it, and no patience for political correctness. If you can’t handle it, it’s your problem, not hers.1623

BEHAVIOR: Warm and friendly around people she likes but occasionally snobbish, condescending, and dismissive to others, especially blacks, Asians, and non-Argentines. 1623

FETCH! – YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE The Transformer expects you to take the initiative because that’s what Cuban guys do, especially the older ones. If you hang back and wait for her to act, she’ll assume that you’re disinterested, timid, or insecure, none of which are desirable. 1794

BEHAVIOR: Independent and assertive but occasionally cold, neurotic, and temperamental. (It’s a New York thing).
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