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3.0 out of 5 stars
Good Reading for an Average Ten Year Old, July 15, 2003
This review is from: The Field Guide to North American Hauntings: Everything You Need to Know About Encountering Over 100 Ghosts, Phantoms, and Spectral Entities (Paperback)
Remember that episode from the old Dick Van Dyke show where the comedy team gets together to persuade Rob to do ridiculous things over the phone? They finally push Rob too far when they tell him to scream like a chicken. The jig is up, as they say when Rob finally "gets it" and says, "Hey, you guys....wait a minute!" The laugh track roars. Everyone confesses and Rob has egg on his face because he was suckered right along for most of the episode. That's the feeling one gets after reading the first ten pages of this book and encountering such classic bits as:
"As with the Hull House, you can search for ghosts at the Lalaurie site from outside: simply stand in the shadow of the building and listen intently for screams of any kind."
"Do not chase the Palatine Light or follow it out to sea, as many oceanic ghost lights have a tendency to lead the curious to their deaths."
"Any phantom missing any part of its anatomy is potentially dangerous, largely because these ghosts are extremely preoccupied with regaining whatever it is that they have lost."
If you think you have a ghost in your house, the author suggests:
"Give the ghost a room. Set aside a portion of the house specifically for use as the ghost's private quarters..."
"Set Limits. Let the ghost know what you will or will not tolerate...."
"Include the ghost during family functions... On holidays...have a little gift for the spirit..."
And don't forget to scream like a chicken! Yes, these comprise just a sampling of Blackman's avuncular dolings out for anyone dense enough to take them seriously. Moreover, if you encounter a ghost, the author suggests some things you might want to ask it, like:
" What do you enjoy most about being a ghost?"
"Have you ever attacked anyone using your ghostly powers?"
"Do you enjoy frightening people?"
"Do you know what a 'ghost' is?"
And on and on. (One question that the author forgets to add to the list is "Do ghosts go to the bathroom in the other world?" It would not be out of place.)
Now this kind of cuteness would be tolerable in a child's book, but this book bills itself as a "Field Guide"--as in an exhaustive, serious, even scientific guide to this or that biologic, botanic, or geologic manifestation. Given that those more rigorous parameters remain unfilled, what we miss most is the sudden eruption of a laugh track at the appropriate moments while reading this book. (But of course, ever-resourceful ghost hunters could always make their own.)
The stories themselves are simple rehashings of the same material that other writers have done to death. In other words, expect no new primary information on the hauntings the author discusses.
Blackman does have the courtesy to include a bibliography at the end of the book, but all of the books he lists are rehashes themselves.
So, ok. What's good about this book? The cover art by Kamil Vojnar is really impressive. (For that I've given this book 3 stars.)
What's the scariest thing about this book? Random House publishes it as a book for adults. Remember that Random House began as a publisher for William Faulkner, Gertrude Stein, James Joyce and other great writers of the twentieth century. This fact alone is enough to give anyone the creeps when thumbing through these "haunted" pages.
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18 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
This book is a joke, February 20, 2002
This review is from: The Field Guide to North American Hauntings: Everything You Need to Know About Encountering Over 100 Ghosts, Phantoms, and Spectral Entities (Paperback)
Not only does the author claim that the Amityville Horror is absolutely true (both George Lutz and the AH author, Jay Anston, claimed it was a hoax to raise money to save George's failing business interests), he also goes on to give false "facts" about the legend of the Bell Witch of Tennessee. I only read those two stories in this book and that was enough for me.
Do yourself a favor and look for haunted facts elsewhere.
If it were an option, I would rate this book NO stars
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