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Fifty Shades of Black and Blue [Kindle Edition]

I B Naughtie
2.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (101 customer reviews)

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Book Description

“Hilarious parody!”
“It had me tingling all over!”
“I dumped my husband after I read this book – thank you!!!”
“Black and Blue is the new Grey!”
“Ouch!!”


In this hilarious bestselling parody, our heroine is Annabelle Stilletto from Jersey City, New Jersey, a Beauty School graduate who has no job and lives with her loser roommate. Her life changes suddenly when she meets her dream guy, the rich and handsome Vinnie Griso, the heir to the Vinnie's Auto Parts empire. She falls for Vinnie’s seductive charms – not to mention his clear blue eyes, jet black hair, tight black pants and pointy shoes.

But when Vinnie invites her for a romantic evening at his secluded mansion, she discovers the secrets that he has been hiding from the world. She is soon introduced to Vinnie’s “rules” and invited into a “special” relationship with her dream guy. She is conflicted about how far to surrender, but before long gives in to her deepest desires and discovers the pleasures of domination as she becomes "fifty shades of black and blue."

Hilarious, erotic and nice, not-so-clean fun, Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is the bestselling parody everyone is talking about.


Product Details

  • File Size: 279 KB
  • Print Length: 116 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007X5T4M0
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #88,318 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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49 of 55 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Disappointed May 6, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I thought I was buying a book.., I would have paid more for a whole book...I would have paid nothing for what I revcieved. I feel cheated. BUT... I liked the parody that was presented. I would have paid for the whole book. WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY and it makes me less likely to buy the next time!
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110 of 131 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Fifty Shades of Grey, v2? NOT! May 1, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Don't bother. You're paying 99 cents for a single chapter (32 pages) of a poorly written and not-yet edited version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Seems the only difference is a change in names and a very slight change in plot. Seems like someone is trying to capitalize on the recent attention the author has received for the existing Fifty Shades series, but this is so bad it's appalling. And the main female character has no character at all. Thank goodness it was only 99 cents and about 15 minutes of my time. Otherwise, I think I'd have to beat myself black and blue just for downloading and reading it!
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75 of 93 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars dont waste your time... May 1, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I just finished the REAL Shades of Grey trilogy and it was amazing. This drivle wasnt worth the time it took to download the sample. Amazon do us a favor and remove this waste of taste and time. E L Jones get a real job and stop mooching off E L James' success! A better parody of the real books is Fifty Shades of Beige, and that just barely.
If I could have given this 0 stars I would have! Point made, well done!
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars I was highly amused. June 3, 2012
By Tru
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Not the best written parody I guess, but very worth it. What would "50 shades" look like if we took away Christian's wealth and Ana's IQ? Still laughing.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars No No No August 10, 2012
By Daisy
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This is not part of the "fifty shades of grey" series. This book is bs .and ridiculous. Wished I hadn't purchased it but I did thinking it was the next in the series. Don't waste your time.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Satire or Sadism? July 18, 2012
By Dusty
Format:Kindle Edition
Hoping for a fun read related to the unexpected and volcanic success of the Fifty Shades series, I was disappointed to have purchased a tasteless, uneducated, poorly written "satire" of the books. Not worth the $3.99 I paid for the Kindle version.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars STUPID!!!!!!! August 8, 2012
By Doots
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Bought by accident, saw bit on Today show about how these fake books are marketed to look just enough of the real thing, actually, it is nothing but a scam. BIG waste of my money. Made me mad.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars 50 shades of black and blue November 6, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
the book was just a copy of 50 shades of grey. It seem like this author just copied everything basically from the 50 shades of grey book. Seemed like i was reading the same book just not near as good and not a good a plot.
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