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Fifty Shades of Garbage (A Parody) [Kindle Edition]

Allie Beck
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Marcia and Joe are swept up in the 50 Shades of Grey mania that has hit middle-class America, and while Marcia devours the "Mommy Porn," Joe scorns it - while secretly listening to a pirated audiobook on his morning commute.

Repulsed and magnetically drawn to it all at once, Marcia comes to Joe with a tantalizing request: can he be her Christian and she'll be his Ana? Is Joe capable of being a dom and Marcia a sub? A frantic search for just the right dumpster - the Red Dumpster of Pain - leads them to a blood bank on the far side of town. After a rousingly intimate session of ropes, whips, empty blood bags and more, they find themselves in their own surreal version of Twilight, as teenage vampires discover them and take advantage.

Are the kids really vampires, or just EMO? Does anyone really care? Just as they get rid of the Twilight crowd, though, an old nemesis appears, looking for blood in all the wrong places for a new art project he might never get a chance to finish...

Can Marcia finish reading 50 Shades without throwing it across the room again? What do Bella Andre, Taylor Lautner, Jon Hamm and Bill Belichick have in common? Will Joe ever really understand what Marcia's Inner Goddess wants? What the hell is an Inner Goddess? And does "down there" really describe anything, ever?

50 Shades of Garbage takes readers of the Dumpsterotica series on a new chapter of the Joe and Marcia saga, a down (there) and dirty look at how BDSM has gone mainstream - all the way to your local dumpster.

Read the rest of the Dumpsterotica series:

How Dirty Are You? (a Top 100 Kindle Book)
Talk Dirty to Me
A Hole in One


Editorial Reviews

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#1 Top Rated in Parody on Kindle! (based on Amazon readers)
Top 20 in Humor on Kindle!
PRIME members can BORROW this book.

From the Author

Fifty Shades of Garbage is a standalone parody of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy by E.L. James, but it's also the fourth installment of the Dumpsterotica series, picking up where A Hole in One left off. Marcia and Joe are still middle-class, late-twenty-somethings struggling with Marcia's...proclivities, while Joe wrestles with his own inner demons and stretches his more dominant self.

If you read Fifty Shades of Garbage and enjoy it, please check out the first three stories in the series, all written as erotic parodies. And if you don't, off to the Red Dumpster of Pain with you! ;)

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  • File Size: 119 KB
  • Print Length: 39 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0082JRPTU
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #743,782 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Kinky fun March 27, 2013
By Flavah
Format:Kindle Edition
This is pretty good short. Interesting and sexy, yet funny and exciting. Cant wait to read series. Joe is a brave man and his wife is hilarius. Recommended read for a quick, sexy funny.
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Good going September 28, 2012
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After reading the Trilogy and kicking myself for it because I swore I never would I got a good kick out of this. I enjoyed this much more then the original. good going
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4 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Parody! May 14, 2012
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Having recently just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, this was a much welcomed change from book two in the horrible series. I should have guessed that this written by the same author as Dumpsterotics. The garbage piece in the title should have given it away. However, this was a great parody. The author makes light of all the things I found wrong with the original novel. The sex in this book is much more realistic than the original. This one has much less cutesy terms for genitalia and makes mention of her "Inner Goddess" "down there".

Fifty Shades of Garbage is a great short read that doesn't make you want to throw your iPad against the wall and call of the characters stupid morons.
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4 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Better than FSoG OR MOtU! May 14, 2012
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Have yet to read but I already know that it's better written than the source material. I thank the author in advance for the laughs.
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1 of 4 people found the following review helpful
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This book was a complete waste of my time. It was one of the worst parodies I have seen. I may have read the first five or so pages, before I deleted the book.
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More About the Author

Allie Beck's passion is writing. She knew she wanted to be a writer when she was in second grade and published a poem in her elementary school newsletter titled: "Kierkegaard's Revenge: Reflections of Nietzsche in Barth's Work." She came up with the idea for Dumpsterotica after watching two skunks eating a John Edwards campaign poster out of a garbage can. Beck lives in a New England town known as a refugee point for accused witches and in her spare time sells Baby Jesus Butt Plugs to raise money for The Westboro Baptist Church. She does not own an electric toothbrush of any kind.

Website: http://www.dumpsterotica.blogspot.com
Email: dumpsterotica@gmail.com
Twitter: @Dumpsterotica

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