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Fifty Shades of Marker: Book Two of the Fifty Shades Parody (Reid Mockery 2) [Kindle Edition]

Reid Mockery
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Book Description

In book two, Fifty Shades of Marker: A Parody, the adventure of Annis Thesia and Bobby Beige continues. This hilarious sequel to the best-selling Fifty Shades of Beige blends humor and crisp dialog into a quick fun-filled read. People can't seem to get enough of EL James' mommy porn book, and neither can the fans of the parody books.

In Book Two, Bobby and Annis continue their weird relationship and like the real book, actually come into some danger, but it's all made up and not really that dangerous.

This is a full 35,000 word mini-novel designed for those who have read the real books and are looking for a light hearted tale of similar escapades. If you know what we mean.

Product Details

  • File Size: 209 KB
  • Print Length: 109 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Murmuring Press (June 12, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008B9W85C
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,781 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Much more entertaining than Grey...NEED ANOTHER!!! November 24, 2012
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I tried to read EL James, but found the writing so redundant and juvenile, it was ridiculous. I read the sample of the first of this parody by Mockery and was obsessed! It was crazy, off the wall, and had me desperately wanting to read more. This one was even better than Mockery's first. A third MUST COME SOON!! I went back and thought to myself, what am I missing with James' books, maybe I need to give them another chance? They could't remotely live up to the characters of Beige and Ms. Stesia. It was dark, but not so dark that it was creepy and it had a light humor to hit that made it very enjoyable to much more so than James. You won't be disappointed with this book, especially for $3. It's a bargain!!!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Parody - Fifty Shades of Beige January 9, 2013
By Anne
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Though not what I whole heartly expected, this parody was very entertaining. After reading the first one I knew I needed to read the second.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars More please! July 21, 2012
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OH MY GOD! A gala to raise funds for the second homeless (people who have lost their second homes due to the bad recession) with proceeds going towards building a second homeless shelter in Boca Raton? Lady, you are one serioulsy awesome writer! If only the non-parody version had a speck of this wit! PLEASE MA'AM, MAY WE HAVE ANOTHER!!!! I laughed so much that I re-read both books--even funnier the second time. I want to know if this author has done anything else under another pen name.... Worth every penny! Funnier still if you trudged through the originals.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Good reading August 9, 2013
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I enjoyed tis Parody, I would say that the first book for the series really hooked me in. I second and third book were just so so for me.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny January 16, 2013
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It is funny. There a points in it that you literally crack up. If you are buying this thinking it will be like Fifty Shades Of Grey keep moving. It is nothing like it but will make for a good chuckle none the less.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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I ordered this by a mistake . The first book I think was called 50 Shades of Gray . It was absolutely terrible . It was a torture but I did
read it to the entire end . I do not know how anyone could read this book . It was just awful . I would never order anything after the
first book . I am sure that I already canceled it . AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Twisted January 14, 2013
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This book is more twisted than the first but it is amazing. Liked seeing the relationships forum more with the characters.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Good Sequel. May 27, 2014
By Sara
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This sequal picked up from the comedy it had from the last, making this book good too. Good sequel ever.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Absolutely hilarious - I am laughing all the way through it and I'm not yet finished
Published 7 days ago by cynthia d.
5.0 out of 5 stars Very good
kept my attention.wanted to keep reading see if they got married.can't wait till the final book comes out .Haven't read any of Reid Mockery books .Will look for more by him
Published 9 days ago by Indiana
4.0 out of 5 stars Parody
I like the book and enjoyed reading it. I loved the original Fifty Shades book so I also enjoyed these parodies. I would recommend this book. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Meme
1.0 out of 5 stars wrong author
would like to return it cause it was the wrong one. wrong author and not the one I wanted. Not happy
Published 3 months ago by BarbD85
3.0 out of 5 stars OK, For A Parody...
This thing starts out as cutesy, but gets sort of boring about half way through. Too much repetition and doesn't carry it off. I stopped reading it, OK!
Published 5 months ago by John E. McClure, Jr.
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious.
If you can get past some of the weird vulgar things you'll love this book. It kept me laughing. I like both the original and this parody.
Published 7 months ago by Kári W.
4.0 out of 5 stars Not the best
It was an ok book but I didn't read the real books. They are fast readers though. I wouldn't say they were worth reading. I was bored so I started reading them.
Published 11 months ago by Judy Brookhouse
3.0 out of 5 stars B!
Good book - good read. Didn't grab my attention like the first book did. Will continue the series and see how it ends.
Published 12 months ago by Amanda
2.0 out of 5 stars A waste of time.
A gross book with a sub-par story line. If you like low class, no class, this book is for you.
Published 14 months ago by Janet Chiappini
4.0 out of 5 stars Good book can't
Good read can't wait for the third book...anyone know when it is coming out? Can't wait to read it thanks
Published 15 months ago by Luttrel
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More About the Author

Reid Mockery is Amazon's number one selling parody author. Consistently funny, he has successfully mocked Fifty Shades, Divergent and now John Green's The Fault In Our Stars. His work has earned a loyal following and he rewards his readers with fast moving parodies, that are short, cheap and guaranteed to brighten your day. Granted, it takes a special gift to be this stupid, but Reid seems to have it by the boatload.

Reid doesn't exactly look like Austin Powers, but he often channels his inner spirit. This image captures what Reid is feeling, so let's leave it at that.

When Reid Mockery makes parodic fun of a book, it is the greatest compliment that book can ever obtain.

He doesn't drink bottled water often. But, when he does, it's from Walmart.

Reid Mockery is so sexy, women buy and read his books by the thousands, just so they can run their fingers down the screen and feel his thick E ink. His words are like poetry, if poetry were entertaining.

He lives an anonymous life in the state of Tennessee searching for the next genre of books to skewer with his wicked sense of humor. Although he has written other books, he is best known for this best-selling parodies that make fun of the best selling books. This ground-breaking work has catapulted Mockery to the top of the Amazon sales charts to which Reid responds, "Yeah, Baby. Yeah!"


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