Jennifer Weiner, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Next Best Thing
"This was a filthy, disgusting piece of perversion and I loved every word."
Paul Bogaards in the New York Times
"Erotica is hard. . . . Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer."
"Erotica is hard. Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer." ---Paul Bogaards, publicist for E. L. James
About the Author
Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym "Andrew Shaffer" for publications as diverse as Mental Floss and Maxim. Shaffer is the author of Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love. He reviews romance, erotica, and women's fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine.
Actress Allyson Ryan can be heard in commercials, promos, animation, and audiobooks. She received an AudioFile Earphones Award for The Divinity of Second Chances by Kaya McLaren in 2009. She also has an extensive resume on stage and TV, and has appeared as "Mom" in several TV commercials. Advertising Age nominated her for a Bobby Award in the best actress category for her work as the Duracell Mom.