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Fifty Sheds of Grey [Kindle Edition]

C. T. Grey
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)

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Book Description

"She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot . . ."





Colin Grey's life was happy and simple, until the day everything changed--the day his wife read that book. Suddenly, he was thrust headfirst into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is what happens when a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire invades man's last place of privacy: his backyard shed.





WARNING: Fifty Sheds of Grey contains fifty graphic shed-based images. Please do not look if you are easily offended.




Follow the phenomenon @50ShedsofGrey




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About the Author

C. T. Grey is the founder of the Twitter @50ShedsofGrey.

Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.

FIFTY SHEDS OF GREY (Begin Reading)

'Mr Grey?'

'I keep telling you, Olivia, call me Colin. Mr Grey sounds so formal. Now, what is it?'

'There's someone down here in the lobby, Mr Grey. She says she needs to see you. She says it's urgent.'

I bite my lip, pensively. She? It must be a woman.

'What's her name? Does she have an appointment?'

'No, Mr Grey, and she won't tell me her name, but she's very insistent. She says she knows you.'

I gaze out of the twentieth-floor window at the vast, sprawling metropolis from behind my vast, sprawling desk and frown. Who could it be?

'Very well,' I reply eventually, 'Send her up.'

'Yes, Mr Grey.'

I lay the receiver back on its cradle. As I await my mysterious visitor, my steel grey eyes roll around my vast, sprawling office, entirely white from floor to ceiling apart from a mosaic of small monochrome photographs hanging on the opposite wall - my Fifty Sheds of Grey. One of the pictures catches my attention and my manly lips curve upwards into a wistful smile...

 

 

WARNING: Fifty Sheds of Grey contains fifty graphic shed-based images. Please do not look if you are easily offended.

FIFTY SHEDS OF GREY. Copyright 2012 by 50ShedsofGrey


Product Details

  • File Size: 10597 KB
  • Print Length: 144 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin (October 16, 2012)
  • Sold by: Macmillan
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008RLPUL8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #339,205 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great! February 2, 2013
By TekMiL
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Clever, clever clever.

Funny book, does what it says on the tin though. But what else would you expect? I don't know if it has mass appeal, but it certainly delivers to the niche.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars So funny I carried it around December 20, 2013
Format:Paperback
I laughed so hard i had tears every time I picked up this book. I found myself carrying it from room to room. I wanted to, but I knew I should not take it to work. It was hard to leave it at home. One of my favorite purchases for the year. I was even calling my mom and reading it to her.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars LOL! December 24, 2012
Format:Paperback
Really, ignore the poor reviews from the people who obviously can't read a product description before buying this. This is a hysterical parody of the FSoG trilogy books. Full of win!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely Hilarious! April 17, 2013
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
I read 50 Shades of Grey but when I came accross to the comediy version of this book - who new it would take me into another direction. Great gift and coffee table piece.
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Cried with laughing November 21, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
I haven't laughed so... much in years. This book is a fantastic antidote to the seriousness of the book it is mimicking. Hilarious, I am planning to keep it, on my Kindle, to enjoy over and over again.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hahaha September 12, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Short, sweet and a great laugh ... nice to see a great sense of hilarious ... how some minds work
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars It raised a few smiles January 10, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
While I didn't find it screamingly funny, the double-entendres did make me smile, and for 20p. I have no complaints. Nice photos of sheds.
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8 of 12 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny but too short September 25, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Okay, there are some very funny moments in this book, but there are other hysterically funny (low priced) kindle reads out there that are way better value for money (ie Sleb by Andrew Holmes, Cross Dressed to Kill: The Hilarious Prize Winning Thriller by Andrew Lucas or the wonderful dark comedy The Dealer by Tony Royden).

Fifty Sheds of Grey is very short (finished it in a few hours) and made even shorter by a lot of unnecessarily large pictures of sheds. It did make me laugh - hence the 3 stars.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars Two Stars
HaHa thought I was ordering 50 shades of grey!! Not Sheds
Published 1 month ago by kim
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Hilarious and satirical.
Published 1 month ago by Sean A.
5.0 out of 5 stars The perfect coffee table book for those who laugh at "50 Shades of...
This book was even better than expected. I had read the associated Twitter account but I had no idea how much better the book was.
Published 1 month ago by Nochance
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Was a little shorter than I expected but just fine for the $4.01 price
Published 3 months ago by Rose
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
A great read, plenty of laughs. I gave a copy to a couple of my mates. Both loved it.
Published 7 months ago by Ian Connelly
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny but overpriced
It was funny, but a bit overpriced, as I finished it within 20 minutes and I'm not even a native English speaker.
Published 7 months ago by Madis Spiegel
1.0 out of 5 stars TRASH
Don't even waste you money on this piece of garbage even one star is to much TRASH TRASH TRASH GARBAGE
Published 10 months ago by Steve Price
4.0 out of 5 stars Compact and well written and very funny
Very funny and unusual. Liked the connotations.
Well illustrated and well bound and presented.
Maybe the next one will sort out the decision.
Thanks
Enjoyable.
Published 10 months ago by YVONNE
2.0 out of 5 stars disapointed
the book was a let down,not what i expected. still had some good bits but i think it was a bit short
Published 12 months ago by robyn church
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
Great little book that I read in half an hour or less, but the humor was fantastic. It short, snappy and well written and I enjoyed evry page of it. Read more
Published 14 months ago by TC
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