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Wow. I don't even know what to say about this., April 5, 2002
This review is from: Final Round (Hardcover)
Let me preface this review by saying that I was extremely exited about this book. I read and enjoyed the author's previous book, Murder One, and I am also an avid golfer. I was really looking forward to reading this book. That being said, I am at a loss to describe the depths of my disappointment in this novel. Did anyone edit this thing? This book will alienate both golfers and fans of Bernhardt by combining a severe lack of familiarity with the game of golf with a plot that resembles that of an old Scooby Doo cartoon. Allow me to explain. Golfers who read this book will find themselves in a state somewhere between disgust and amusement. The amount of mistakes that the author makes in regard to golf would be comical if not for their frequency and absurdity. For instance, the author continually refers to water traps on the course. I've seen sand traps, and water hazards, but never a water trap. He refers to 'cart trails' several times, even though they are called cart paths and do not exist at Augusta. As for his hero, Connor Cross, he hits some truely amazing shots and attempts many others. During the Par 3 tournament, Cross decides to hit 9-iron off the tee (which the author refers to as 'tee-offs', not tee boxes) into a hole that measures 450 yards (remember, this is a Par 3 tournament) because the 9-iron is his best club and he thinks he can reach the green in one. 450 with a 9-iron? Another stellar example is when Cross decides to hit Driver into a par 3, and his ball lands on the green and spins back into a 'water trap.' The best of all comes toward the end of the book, when Cross finds himself in contention during the final round of the Masters. After nearly reaching a par 5 in one, Cross thinks he can reach the green in one on the 425 yard 17th as his caddy ponders whether someone has ever reached that green in two during the masters. Alas, he comes up 5 feet short. A 423 yard drive. Yes, he's got some power. Never fear though, Cross makes eagle regardless. He also manages to eagle the 18th. Simply remarkable. Pointing out these errors may seem picky, but they occur so frequently that anyone who plays the game of golf will be so distracted, they will find it impossible to get into the story. As far as this book's appeal for non-golfers, I just can't imagine anyone being able to take this book seriously. Again, the author's mistakes are plentiful, the most egregious of which is when the hero's find themselves crawling through a pipe that measures 'three feet in circumfrence'. Said pipe would be less than a foot in width, but Cross, who is 6 foot, 205 lbs., manages to move around by crouching. The plot races around from here to there with no discernable direction. The killer comes out of nowhere and is completely unexpected, but not in the smooth, "wow-I-should-have-seen-that" way that marks the end of good books. The reader gets the feeling that he got tired of writing and picked the bad guy at random simply to end the story. Before this occurs, the plot basically boils down to a pathetic comedy of errors on behalf of the Augusta PD. I am rarely this harsh on a novel. As a person who would one day like to write, I respect the effort and research that goes into the process. I've never even given a book 1 star before. This book, however, is one that should not have been published. It is easily the worst book I have read in recent memory, and quite possibly ever. I would not be surprised to learn that Bernhardt had never even picked up a golf club, and I would be astounded if he has, even once, watched the Masters on televison. This is an incredibly bad novel that I finished in one sitting (it is mercifully only 244 pages) just to be done with it. This author should fire his editor tomorrow and his publishing company should begin issuing refunds. Consider yourselves warned. Jon Cavalier
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
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Berhardt Hits a Bogey....., April 24, 2002
This review is from: Final Round (Hardcover)
John McCree and Connor Cross were childhood friends from rural Oklahoma when they discovered the game of golf. Now both are pros on the PGA tour. John has smoothed out all the rough edges, married well, and made a name for himself. Connor's made a name for himself too. He's proud to be the wise-cracking, irreverent, rule-breaking, bad boy of golf. Now both have been invited to play in the Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club, that bastion of tradition and prestige. All the stars of golf, past and present, are here, and the famous and coveted green jackets can be seen everywhere you turn this week. Unfortunately the splendor of this annual event is spoiled when Connor finds his best friend dead and buried in a sand trap off the eighteenth green. Who could have wanted John dead? He was a class act, popular among fans, and a friend to all on the tour. Or was he... John's wife begs Connor to stay in the tournament for John's sake, go undercover and investigate. And when the murder weapon turns out to be his nine iron, and he becomes the prime suspect, Connor decides he'd better do just that before he ends up losing more than just another golf match..... William Bernhardt, a master of the legal thriller and courtroom drama, shows, in Final Round, why authors should stick with what they know, and not be lured into an arena in which they are totally unfamiliar. It is obvious from page one that William Bernhardt has never played the game of golf, or even watched a golf tournament, and this poorly researched mystery is so full of inaccuracies, that it lacks all credibility. Mr Bernhardt's story line is completely transparent, and filled with repetitive, predictable scenes. His writing is immature, and his dialogue, inane. This is supposed to be a mystery, yet there's no suspense, tension, or intrigue. But worst of all, his characters are all one-dimensional, cartoon cliches...the bad boy turned good, the always drunken pro with the big mouth, the young and rising star everyone resents, the snobby and officious tournament director... It all adds up to a truly awful book that should never have gotten past an editor. Do yourself a big favor, and stay away from Final Round. This is definitely a book to miss.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
the publishers should be ashamed of themselves, November 1, 2005
This review is from: Final Round (Hardcover)
This is probably the worst book ever written. Obviously Mr. Bernhardt knows nothing about golf and Ballatine Books should never have published it. Now I know why it was only $1 at our library sale. It is a 'tee box' not a 'tee off', people 'play golf' not 'golf' and who would even think that a 9 iron would be an alternate club to a driver? Augusta should sue for defamation of character. Aside from the golf gaffs, the plot was perdictable and stupid. Do even ask about the dialogue. Don't waste your time.
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