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Libby Malin (Author)
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May 5, 2009

How to lose your job and find true love…

Fed up with impossible deadlines and meaningless busywork, Anne Wyatt goes to work one day determined to resign. But that's the day her boss announces someone's getting laid off (and with a generous severance package). Now Anne has one day to ruin her career and convince her boss that someone should be her.

Anne's hysterical tactics are unwittingly undermined by Ken, the handsome graphic designer in the next cubicle, who has his own ideas for liberation from the corporate grind. In the end, Anne and Ken have to decide together what is important in life, and what they can discard without a second glance...

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"The love story is charming and will be appreciated by any woman with bad taste in men who somehow inexplicably ends up with Mr. Right."
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"A whimsical look at the vagaries of dating... an intriguing side plot adds punch and pathos to the story..."
Publishers Weekly

"Malin's clever debut toys with chick-lit stereotypes and offers quite a few surprises along the way."
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"I was hooked!"
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"Loves Me, Loves Me Not will leave the reader feeling refreshed and hopeful…a simply terrific book."
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I really enjoyed this book. It pokes fun of corporations and the business models that they follow. Something we need in this time of economic uncertainty. We need to be able to laugh and this book definitely provides plenty of opportunities for us to do that. (Leah Eye on Romance 20090420)

This fast-pace, humorous book kept me giggling throughout the night. (Sheri Freed A Novel Menagerie 20090424)

"Fire Me" ...had this reader chuckling out loud. (Jo-Anne Greene Lancaster Sunday News 20090427)

Hella funny... too hilarious for words! (Wendy Cueto OMG It's Wendy! 20090428)

Fire Me is a zany, laugh-out-loud novel that will satisfy the mischievous child in all of us; an office worker's dream come true! (Bobbie Crawford-McCoy Book Reviews by Bobbie 20090429)

For hijinxs and crazy shenanigans that'll leave you chuckling to the bewilderment of those around you, I highly suggest this book. (Keira Gillet Love Romance Passion 20090504)

Fire me was a fun read! It had lots of humorous, unbelievable events smashed between serious life reflection and small sparks of romance. (Anita Morgan I Loves to Read 20090504)

Libby Malin has written a funny and often charming story about life -- and love -- in an office setting. (Martina Bexte BookLoons 20090504)

It is the comedy... that kept me reading. Ms. Malin brings a chuckle to the day of this reader. (Kimberly Coffee Time Romance 20090506)

Malin has written a light-hearted romp of a book... I found this to be a quick, fun read. (Luanne Olliver A Bookworm's World 20090526)

Fire Me: A Tale of Scheming, Dreaming, and Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places is a quick, fun, light-hearted read. During hard times like we are currently in, this is the type of book you need to read (Cheryl Koch Cheryl's Book Nook 20090731)

The whole book was a riot of office activity and it had me laughing more than once. (Rowena The Book Binge 20090821)

For me this was such a fun read! I would recommend it to anyone looking for a light, funny read and will be looking for more by this author. (Samantha Atkin Sam's Book Blog 20100204)

There are some good laughs in this quirky workplace romance... (David Dunkel The Patriot News )

Libby Malin pens a tale that is hilarious while still being poignant and introspective. (Dee Dailey The Romance Studio )

Malin's skill with dialog and characters makes the slapstick ring true. (Daniel Crandall The American Culture )

About the Author

Libby Malin is the author of Loves Me, Loves Me Not, and four YA mysteries. She has worked in public relations for various trade organizations and small newspapers, has been an education reform advocate, contributed commentaries to Vermont Public Radio and was a member of the Vermont Commission on Women. She lives in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks Casablanca (May 5, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1402217579
  • ISBN-13: 978-1402217579
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5.2 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,904,228 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A zany, laugh-out-loud novel that will satisfy the mischievous child in all of us; an office worker's dream come true!, April 23, 2009
This review is from: Fire Me: A Tale of Scheming, Dreaming and Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places (Paperback)
Fire Me is an absolute must-have for anyone who has worked in an office setting. If you haven't worked in an office before you're still going to enjoy this sure-fire hit! This novel is insightful, sincere and the characters are all too human; it's very easy to identify with them. The story is smoothly-flowing and the plot twists are fresh and imaginatively written. The majority of the novel takes place over the course of one day. Anne's day starts off badly and only gets worse as she tries to be the person in their department to get fired; a wonderful part of this story is how much Anne begins enjoying her attempts to get 'canned'. Anne and her co-workers juggle their daily tasks while trying to guarantee an outcome; to be THE one to get fired. With witty dialog and outrageous situations, Anne and the rest of the office workers have a day that will long be remembered. This novel is much more then a romance; it's a fascinating, humorous case study of purpose and ingenuity! Can Anne redefine who she is deep down and find love, all in one day? You'll have to read it to find out.
I very highly recommend this book!

(9 out of 10 Diamonds) - Loved it!


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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Tuck this one in your beach bag for a fun summer read, May 4, 2009
This review is from: Fire Me: A Tale of Scheming, Dreaming and Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places (Paperback)
Put Fire Me by Libby Malin on your summer reading list. Newly released from Sourcebooks, this is perfect beach bag chick lit!

The Burnham Group provides consulting, lectures and it's latest venture - ' camps' for management teams to work on trust issues among it's services.

Anne Wyatt works at the Burnham Group and was in a relationship with CEO Mitch Burnham. She heads to the office on Pizazz Day (another team building exercise) to hand in her resignation and move on with her life.

But before she can do that, Mitch announces that they need to tighten their belt a bit and he needs to let a staff member go. However, he will be fair and that person will get a generous severance package. Well, Anne could use that severance money. The problem is that a few other people in the office could as well. Sheila and Ken were planning on leaving as well. The money would be an added bonus. Ken was last hired, so he feels pretty confident it will be him let go. But Anne and Sheila are taking no chances......

The entire book takes place over the course of that day in the office. Anne and Sheila do their best to become the worst employee ever, with absolutely hilarious results. It begins with simple things, jamming the copier, bad coffee, loud music and progresses to TV parties, gifts for everyone and completely inappropriate behaviour in an office. Sheila is a formidable competitor though as their efforts to outdo each other escalates. I had to check if Malin had ever worked in an office (she has) as her descriptions of office antics and politics had me laughing out loud. Each chapter begins with excerpts of wisdom from Mitch that are oh so clever! I saw past managers flash before my eyes. (If you like the television show The Office, you will appreciate the office antics in Fire Me)

With nothing left to lose, Anne begins to see her life with newly opened eyes. Is she really happy? And what about that Ken - he is sweet and nice looking, maybe.... And Sheila, why didn't she ever talk to her before this? The closer the end of the day and the decision comes, the freer Anne feels.

Who gets fired? I'm not telling!

Malin has written a light-hearted romp of a book. The race to be fired is the part I enjoyed the most. The romantic and self discovery elements are there, but play a smaller part. I found this to be a quick, fun read. Libby's website mentions that Fire Me has been optioned for a film. I think it would make a great comedy.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Very, very funny, May 24, 2009
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This review is from: Fire Me: A Tale of Scheming, Dreaming and Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places (Paperback)
I was in a perfect frame of mind for reading FIRE ME by Libby Malin, having just been "let go" myself.

Malin has written a very funny and original story - asking the question - just how far would YOU go to get fired? if you knew that you would get a nice, interesting severance package at the end of it? Anne, our wonderful main character is about to find out.....

Anne has worked for Mitch for a long time (and feels even longer since she broke off a dead end relationship with him). Unfortunately, Anne found out the hard way that you should never date your boss :( and she decides that she needs a change - and finds it - in a new job in San Francisco. Just as she is about to announce her resignation, Mitch announces to his employees, that one of them will be laid off - and getting a nice severance package. This sounds like a perfect solution to Anne - she will make sure that Mitch "fires her" and she will be able to leave with her head held up AND some nice $$$.

The only thing is, someone else in the office has the same thought - her co-worker Sheila has started acting up - and Ken, who works with both of them, but has a secret crush on Anne is making sure that he "cleans up" any mistakes that Anne makes - as he is under the mistaken belief that Anne is making these silly mistakes because she is under too much pressure at her job.

What follows is a hilarious series of missteps, miscommunications and ridiculous situations that are both funny, funny and at the same time, strangely touching.

None of the characters are horrible and you get the feeling that, on some level, everyone in this storyline is somehow trying to find their "real" place in life and that the "severance package" is almost like a golden opportunity for everyone to re-evaluate their lives and the direction they wish to take in the future.

There are a lot of hidden messages behind the laughter here and the author did a wonderful job of passing that along to the readers, while at the same time keeping the upbeat and funny thread of the storyline.

I really enjoyed this one.
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