First Class Revenge [Paperback]

Hugh D. Zervitt (Author)

Book Description

ISBN-10: 1403398003 | ISBN-13: 978-1403398000 | Publication Date: April 11, 2003

Have you ever wanted to get even with someone but needed a safe distance to do it? Could that anger be caused by bullies, neighbors, co-workers, bosses, ex-spouses, ex-friends, ex-anybody, doctors, lawyers, mechanics, contractors, dentists, insurance agents, restaurants, retailers, drivers who cut you off, tax cheats, liars, thieves, common criminals, or anybody else I failed to mention?

From the safety of your home, First Class Revenge gives you the opportunity to release that trauma created by others. It's time to turn the tables on these jerks. Now you can let these cretins learn what it's like to be humiliated. Within these pages, you'll find 95 letters that will satisfy your need for a safe revenge.

Chapters include:

· None of Your Business (for unprofessional service);
· Mined, Sealed & Delivered (for nasty people);
· Dear Aggy (advice letters)
· Hex-A-Grams (spells they won't soon forget);
· Poetic Justice (insults hidden in love poems);
· Codes & Ciphers (coded insults they'll have to work for);
· And This Award Goes To (deplorable diplomas);
· An Ounce of Prevention (tricking business into doing honest work).

And much more.

Purchase this book now, take back control of your life and never let anyone mess with you again.

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Editorial Reviews

About the Author

Hugh D. Zervitt is not a real person - at least, not in the sense that you can invite him out to dinner or call him on the phone. Hugh D. Zervitt is, in fact, an entity that lives inside each of us. He is the part of our inner being that seeks relief from stress, animosity and insult especially when caused by others. Hugh D. Zervitt believes in the live and let live philosophy - that is, until someone disturbs our harmony. When that happens, Hugh D. Zervitt is quick to emerge from the depths of our psyches to pacify our emotional wounds and restore our internal peace structures because, concerning relief, Hugh D. Zervitt believes "you deserve it"!

Product Details

• Paperback: 140 pages
• Publisher: 1st Book Library (April 11, 2003)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1403398003
• ISBN-13: 978-1403398000
• Product Dimensions: 11 x 8.2 x 0.3 inches
• Shipping Weight: 11.7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,343,154 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars The Best Twelve Bucks I've Ever Spent, June 2, 2003

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Walter Malinis (Canoga Park, CA USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: First Class Revenge (Paperback)

This is a very well written, creative, and funny book! It has given me much enjoyment just browsing the numerous humorous letters in there. Besides being an outrageously funny book, it will also allow you to blow off steam through humor safely. Sending a letter out to those who bully you will clear your head of headaches, anger, and animosity. There's nothing like revenge and getting even to dissipate the negative emotions we feel when we have been wronged. This would also make a great gift!

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars An original idea whose time has come, June 16, 2003

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J.A. "jalva134" (Los Angeles, CA USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: First Class Revenge (Paperback)

First Class Revenge is more than just smartly written. It's a concept whose time has come. This is the book for those of us who have come to believe that confrontation of any kind just isn't worth it. So many of us are verbally paralyzed by political correctness that we crave some kind of outlet for what would just get internalized and turned into an ulcer. This is the book for those of us who have not lost the sensibility of a well crafted letter and yet may not have the ability to adequately express how we feel. An exercise in safe rage, this book has a letter for every eventuality, from the guy who cuts you off in traffic to a less than desirable landlord or co-worker. The entertainment value of this book far outweighs its price and would make a great gift for anyone who just doesn't have the words.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Therapy Book, June 16, 2003

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Ellen Andrews (Missoula, Montana United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: First Class Revenge (Paperback)

I've had a wonderful time with this book, I received it as a gift from my girlfriend who thought I seemed a little stressed out lately.
We sat around one evening going through all the letters absolutely laughing ourselves silly thinking about the different coworkers, boyfriends and ex bosses we thought would be most deserving of one or two of them. I love the book, I think it's very funny and very well written, I also like how it's broken down into different areas of interest, hex-a-grams are one of my favorites. A Good book for stress relief when people get you down. 5 Stars !!!