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My First Date with Jolene, and Her Cousin, Billy-Bob [Kindle Edition]

J.D. Cutler , Michael Angel
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)

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Book Description

My name is Simon Nance. Originally from Surfside, California, new freshman at Alamo College. I'm still searching for a major that'll let me catch some rays at the beach. I figure, maybe marine bio or something.

Setting: a ranch near some podunk town east of the Pecos, west of Houston, and way, way, way south of civilization.

Problem: My 'date' has a chaperone. A six-foot four dude with a shotgun the size of a small cannon, who's looking for an excuse to shoot me in the postremo.

Welcome to my world.

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My First Date includes preview chapters of the urban fantasy novel by Michael Angel, Centaur of the Crime.


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About the Author

Michael Angel's worlds of contemporary fantasy range from the unicorn-ruled world of the Morning Land to the gritty underside of Los Angeles. Author of the bestselling Centaur of the Crime - where C.S. Lewis meets CSI - his books populate shelves in languages from Russian to Portuguese.

He currently resides in Southern California. Alas, despite keeping a keen eye out for griffins, centaurs, or pegasi, none have yet put in an appearance on Hollywood Boulevard.

Michael Angel's welcome mat is out at his website, so feel free to visit: michaelangelwriter.com.

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  • File Size: 269 KB
  • Print Length: 47 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005C2FZ60
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,614,218 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for a quick laugh August 22, 2011
By Rachel
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THis one is so funny! It kind of leaves you wondering if you ever went home to meet someones family if they would be like this. Billy-bob is a great chaperon, Simon is wonderfully confused throughout the whole thing, and Jolene just rolls with the punches. A great laugh in a short period of time. Definately recommnend it.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Not your typical "fish out of water" story August 20, 2011
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For anyone who has ever changed schools mid-year, this story is for you.

Simon gets thrust into the "boots and horses" world of a small town in Texas...and his beachcomber look and attitude are making it hard for him to make connections with the other kids. When he finally gets a date with Jolene, he learns that there's a catch...and that leads the reader into a fun situation at the drive-in theater.

It's a quickie read, and shows off Michael Angel and JD Culter's ability to catch the reader in the first couple of paragraphs since you don't have 50pgs like a novel to do that with.

Oh, and take time to read the intro to Centaur of the Crime...you're going to want to grab the whole novel when you finish that small sample. If you merged Abby and Gibbs from NCIS -- you'd get Dayna Chrissie, the LA CSI who is the odd-woman-out in a very male dominated society of the police department. Michael Angel is on his own for this novel, and he can take you on a ride between worlds like the best of the fantasy-genre authors.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Short but makes you sympathize with the guy November 21, 2011
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To write a story you need a character - in a setting - with a problem.
That's what Simon (the narrator and beach lover) tell us at the very beginning. He is a real enough guy that you can connect with him, the setting is described well enough to bring some of the Texan biker movies to your mind and the problem - well, it really is a bit of problem when you're trying to impress a girl with your love for Shakespeare and her father shackles you with a chaperon for Romeo & Juliet, isn't it?
It's short, fun but not too engaging. You wont be rolling on the ground, but you'll probably be smiling a lot.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Not bad September 5, 2011
By A. Holt
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A bit too short. It was funny, but I wanted more information. I didn't feel like reading the preview for the other book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Ha! Short and Funny September 16, 2011
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This one was good for a quick chuckle. The sad part was that you can actually imagine a world where this would happen, and not just in the heads of brothers and fathers everywhere!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious August 25, 2011
By Billie
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this book was hilarious!! Loved it, read the whole thing in one day!! Looking forward to reading more by this author.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Pointless waste of time January 20, 2014
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A surfer dude with a Romeo and Juliette fetish winds up in Texas for his first date and is forced to take along a redneck chaperone with a hot temper. Poorly written and unbelievable.
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