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The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride

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The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride is one of those albums that reminds us how commercial Christmas has become. It makes fun of the happy holiday times that are only there for anyone that wants to make a quick buck and a fake smile, and exploits all the idiocy that Christmas generates every December.

The album starts out with a horrible rendition of Joy to the World. Unbeknownst to the high school band that was playing it, it was being recorded. That's just the start...
The album gets much better after those 30 seconds of misery though. It becomes a mix of hardcore and metal professionally performed in the highest of standards. The quality of this album is definitely as great as the first one and is 100% worth it to any fan of hardcore, metal, off the wall christmas music, or just anyone with a sense of humor.

This is a really funny cd. you should buy it new to support these guys. they need it. its 4 dollars lol come on. check out the other stuff too. but this album is a fave of mine. awesome music, awesome lyrics, and a pretty simple but cool album cover. worth every penny. buy it and play it at home for the holidays. tell your friends too!!

psychostick is the most awesome band to ever exist. they have a triple threat found in no other band; 1.they totally rock. even if they were an instrumental band, they could make it 2.they are frakking hilarious. they add an element of surprise to every song 3. totally original. in a metal category of their own.

this is exactly how a christmas album should be, full of cynicism and angst. that's what the holiday has become. perfect!

This is a great cd..Psychostick gets better and better.. My only complaint is I wish the cd was longer but it will just have to hold me off until their full length album coming later this year!

The album starts out with some typical Psychostick songs, Holiday Hate and Jolly Old Sadist. Though the latter has a pretty sweet chorus, they're not much different from anything on We Couldn't Think of a Title. Jingle Bell Metal has some newer sounding, heavier material which I dig alot. Red Snow is a song about Rudolph getting fed up with and killing Santa and the other reindeer. Pure awesome. Probably my favorite song on here. Happy F**kin' New Year has a delicious fast and awesome riff. I personally wouldn't say it's worth the full price, but if you can get it used for cheap then do.