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Flesheaters and Bloodsuckers Anonymous Kindle Edition

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  • File Size: 620 KB
  • Print Length: 204 pages
  • Publisher: Firelands Publishing; Version 1 edition (January 30, 2012)
  • Publication Date: January 30, 2012
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0073MEE28
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,323,784 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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HC Hammond is a fiction writer living in Northern Ohio. Flesheaters and Bloodsuckers Anonymous, is the first book in a planned supernatural trilogy. Currently, the writer is working on a sequel to this called, Tsunasdi, and is in the process of updating several short stories for ebooks.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Ed Pegg Jr VINE VOICE on April 24, 2012
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In most vampire/werewolf fiction, their existence isn't well known. In the FEBS world, people know also of ogres, zombies, and stranger creatures. There are laws against killing or infecting people.

Vampire Harold Blank is caught red-fanged. The feds give him an offer he can't refuse -- he will find out what is happening to graduates of a halfway house for infected. There he meets Rufus the werewolf and Zork the space slug. He buddies up with Zork when forced to pick a group buddy.

In Harold's nightshift work as a phlebotomist, his slacker coworker has a gambling problem. The feds are following his buddyslug Zork. The casino, run by Mephisto, is interested in he co-worker. Harold's roommate Maria is hitting things off well with the slug. A mysterious lady comes to inventory the blood supply.

Vampires need blood, live a long time, have above average strength and mild hypnotism, but burn quickly in full spectrum light or any kind. No invisibility to mirrors or camera, and no holy symbol allergy.

Throughout, the comedy is well-done. Harold gets into one bad situation after another, but gradually the mystery unfolds, and the loose threads are mostly tied up by the end of the novel. Recommended.
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Interesting twist on the paranormal...Funny at times...there were a lot of unexplained happenings and loose ends, especially towards the end.. A fun read.
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By FJ1200 on April 25, 2012
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Overall, this is an interesting story. It's fairly well written if you can get past the spelling and grammar errors and the overuse of the word "groan". Occasionally funny too.
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By michon on February 15, 2012
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This book brings a whole different look at the world of vampires, werewolves, and other creatures. Harold Blank is wonderfully inept at being a badass vamp, and his adventures are awesomely ironic. The characters, from the feds to to the blob to that scarily hypnotic lady, create an absolutely hilarious and quirky world. Even the deaths in this book had me laughing. You seriously cannot tell how the story will end, and even when you get there, it is a complete surprise. There are a few minor grammar and spelling errors, and a few paragraphs I didn't understand, but that did little to deter me from wanting to finish this book. I absolutely loved it's in your face humor. It reads like a comedy movie, but a good one. I would love to see this in film form one day. Harold is an unwilling protagonist that manages to stay that way throughout all of the crazy events that plague him. It manages to work quite well. I will definitely be reading more from this author!
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As my beloved niece wrote this I, of course, loved it. But even with that being said, she has a great focus on detail and in making her characters interesting. Great First Novel!
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