The Fluorescent Shaded Teddy Bear Murders

Keith Moore | Format: Audio CD

Product Details

• Audio CD (April 15, 2002)
• Original Release Date: April 10, 2002
• Number of Discs: 1
• Label: Keith Moore
• ASIN: B0000668FZ
• In-Print Editions: MP3 Download
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,649,607 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

Editorial Reviews

Rockin’ singles, a film score and a screenplay on one CD! Listen to the tunes in your stereo, put the disk in your computer to read the story.

The Plot: Sparkle Island, a community of billionaire supermodels who use "cosmetic genetics" to eliminate flaws in their appearance, celebrate Tickle Festivals to relish the euphoria of hysterical laughter and thrill their pets by taking them bungee jumping. The unattractive in this world fight for the leftover crumbs of opportunity, as beauty rules over talent. Paradise is thrown into a blender when fanged beasts of plush mysteriously invade to chow down on the gorgeous elite, leaving the less-attractive labor force untouched. Police cruise town in their limousines for clues while an ambitious military (led by a Commander armed with lethal PEZ dispensers) moves in to wrestle control of the island’s valuable real estate. But it’s the town princess and homely accordion virtuoso who must learn the origin of Sparkle Island’s hungry guests before they destroy their peaceful existence.