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Follow The Money [Paperback]

Ross Cavins (Author)
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)

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July 4, 2010
From one of America's most unknown authors comes a book so humorous, so vile, so inane ... it could only be a cry for help. If you're searching for a refreshing style that's a tad demented, with characters that burrow deep into your mind and never leave, you've found the right book.

"Follow the Money" is a collection of ten interconnected short stories that will grab you, wrestle you to the ground and squeeze you until your funny bone snaps in two. A botched kidnapping, a money scam, a not-so-average convenience store holdup ... each story flows (with the money) through a series of interesting, and sometimes bizarre, plots.

Layered and interweaved with seamless complexity, recurring characters and everyday motifs bind the ten stories into a single universal plot. Ingenious in its conception, flawless in its execution, "Follow the Money" is a hilarious, detailed study on the many facets of the human condition. Greed, Pride, Lust ... the seven deadly sins have never been so entertaining.

Prepare yourself for a raunchy, gritty ride you'll never want to end.

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"This book is among the funniest I have ever read ... bigger than life characters ... innovative plot lines ... savor each story slowly." --Lauri Coates, ReviewTheBook.com

"It's a page turner ... laughed out loud several times ... gold star for creativity ... I literally had a huge grin on my face when I finished the final chapter." --Stephanie Snowe, author of "Meeting Mr. Wrong"

"Sharp wit ... bold characters ... I laughed out loud ... quite hilarious, Cavins has delivered a very entertaining read." --Elaine Smith, ReviewTheBook.com

"A quirky, hysterical tale ... A+ for creativity ... nothing is predictable ... laugh-out loud adventure ..." --Paige Lovitt, ReaderViews.com

"A unique read ... off-the-wall and a little on the wacky side ... a humorous writer and you will enjoy his book ..." --Charline Ratcliff, RebeccasReads.com

From the Author

Note:  Not one single vampire, zombie or sorcerer was thought about during the writing or editing of these stories. --This text refers to the Kindle Edition edition.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 266 pages
  • Publisher: RCG Publishing (July 4, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0982772009
  • ISBN-13: 978-0982772003
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,115,785 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Ross Cavins graduated with a BS in Computer Science from UNC Greensboro. He currently works as a freelance website designer and internet programmer and lives in the North Carolina Piedmont.

Two divorces and a mid-life crisis pushed him to pursue his life-long dream of writing a book. His primary goal is to one day visit a bookstore and hear, "Hey, is this you?" instead of, "Hey, you gonna pay for that?"

His work has appeared in Swill Magazine, Hiss Quarterly, USA Deep South, Hack Writers, Dead Mule, and elsewhere. He's much funnier in person.

You can find him at his blog: RossCavins.com

 

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Bumbling Criminals and Rednecks, January 8, 2011
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This was a highly entertaining book that had me shaking my head at times at the sheer idiocy of the characters as they bumbled their way through their criminal endeavors. I think most of the characters would fit in well with those named on the year-end "dumbest criminals" lists. I loved the comparisons to "The Walmarts" in Chapter 3...all I could think of was the "People of Walmart" website. The way the characters re-appear in subsequent chapters is well thought out and overall I found it a very satisfying read.

Even though these are interconnected stories, the chapters all read well on their own making it easy to read a chapter at a time without feeling like I had to dedicate a whole day to reading a whole book. For me--that is a huge plus.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dark twisted humor is so much different than sick and twisted humor, and this book has a bit of both!, October 22, 2010
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A review e-book copy was provided for review by the author.

This book was hilarious, right from the dedication through to the end. I still hate to admit that I have a sick and dark sense of humor, but the fact that I laughed through most of this book I think just sets that even more in stone...

The stories were so weird. They all seemed to revolve around, what most people would consider, "trash". Sadly though there were a few characters that when I started reading them I thought to myself "This is just like ..." It was both a frightening and liberating, it meant I could laugh at it because I was part of it.

For being short stories the characters are very well developed. The fact that some of them carry through one or two of the stories helps build them even more. I think the ability to create such developed characters within the limitations of a short story is a sign of a great author.

The stories are well written. Sometimes it took me a minute to find the "connection" to the previous stories, but once I figured it out it all really started to make sense. Again I have to mention the humor that was so well-placed in the stories. I don't want to give anything away but my favorite bit of humor is the toe/thumb... (That's got you thinking doesn't it???) Like I said, it's kind of dark twisted humor.

While I didn't get lost in the story, and the characters were all fairly despicable I do have to say that I really enjoyed myself while reading this book. I really hope Cavins writes something else because I think I'm going to have to read this a few times. Not only to pick up some of the things I may have missed but also because I enjoyed it so much.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars So much fun!, October 9, 2010
This review is from: Follow The Money (Paperback)
I love it! So funny!

Before I talk about the actual stories, I have to say that I think this book is a "men's romance". hehe This is what I mean... Usually in romances the woman is a regular gal, with flaws and everything, who could be just like me. She meets a sexy, hard-bodied, perfect man to have sex with and live happily ever after. So, alternately, a men's romance would be about an average dude who finds a young, tiny, tight-bodied woman with big, bouncy boobs. To look at and have sex with.

If I learned anything from this book, wait.. I don't read to learn, I read for entertainment. Well, I think I understand men a little better now. Oh, and now I know every slang word for penis. haha

This book is exactly the kind of movie that I love to watch (Crash, Valentine's Day) where the characters stories are separate from each other, but they cross paths.

It was so much fun to "follow the money" that I didn't want it to end. At least not until the money landed in my lap. I really liked Sammy and wished that there was more of him in the stories. My favorite story was Have Fun Tonight. It was so outrageous and I loved how the EMTs responded to Richard's condition. But, my very favorite character would have to be Wally. Every time he said anything, I laughed out loud!
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