Customer Reviews

Former Child Actor

5 star:		(9)
4 star:		(3)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(0)
1 star:		(13)

 

 

I don't even have any words to describe this. My kid sister is still all into this untalented goober even though she's 18 now. Get over it! Compared to this abhorrent abuse of the medium of music, "Leonard Nimoy Performs the Best of Jim Nabors" is Abbey Road. ... Please, please, please don't subject yourself to this or your life will never be the same.

Help me I think i need a shower, I have been soiled! Where's my mommy, I need a hug, the bad man wont stop wailing!

The best metaphor to describe Mr. feldmans work is cheese, this is the worst thing that has ever been commited to any recorded media.

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Please somebody rip my ears off so that I don't have to suffer anymore.......

I've heard Corey sing one of these songs on the surreal life tv show and thought he was kidding but he's taking this seriously. Wow! His distorted view of his "singing" and "song writing" ability is just about as bad as his "acting." There hasn't been a singer/song writer this bad since Eddie Murphy put out a music CD! How does a record company afford to invest money in making this CD when you know it's destined to sell about 75 copies?

First of all, I never thought he was much of an actor, so this is only deepening the wound. I didn't have to spend my 15 bucks on this junk, I saw Corey and his ... band perform the title track on the Howard Stern show in a contest against Howard's band.... Let me tell you, it was the best roll in the carpet floor laugh I've had since I saw the movie "The Nutty Professor." Corey's project should be a comedy bit, not a rock band, that way it would actually make some money and make people laugh at the same time...No, I take that back, it's funnier knowing that they're taking themselves seriously....

I really wanted this to not suck.
I would like this poor guy to suceed.
Honestly though, how did this get released?
This is so bad I dont know how anyone involved could not have said at least something.
It is that bad.
If this is not the worst CD I have every had the misfornunate opportunity to listen to, then I forgot something that should have personally scarred me. I know this album did.

They make you pick at least one star. Sorry...it would not get any.

Anytime a washed-up celebrity tries to grab the spotlight again with a music "album" (and I use that term loosely), it inevitably results in disaster. This is no exception. What hubris it must take to put out crap like this.

Oh, and quote: "Corey's legendary acting ability has been well known for years." Corey - is that you?

No words can possibly describe the sonic experience that is Corey Feldman. Transcendent. There. That's one word. The lyrical content of this magnificent record is only matched by Dylan, Lennon, and Cobain. And the instrumentation? My god it is only rivaled by Beethoven himself.

No this aint your father's record collection. Not one filler track in the bunch. This is not fit for background music at senior center. Nay, the only appropriate setting for this aural orgasm is when you set your car on fire and drive it off a cliff.

What is the freaking holdup? Buy one for each member of your extendend family! (makes a great stocking stuffer)

Once in a great while, a sonic dream is realized. Music that enriches the human soul and moves the rainbows to dance, the kittens to sway and the ocean to hum. An epic, if you will, in treble clef. Musical genius Corey Feldman has produced such a masterpiece.

Make sure you get one of the first 2,000 copies, so that you can hear a rendition of the classic "Imagine". This is a cover so priceless you'll forget to wonder in what mall it was recorded. Similarly, the treatment of the classic "Jingle Bell Rock" will turn your very eardrums into a winter wonderland. The scathing lyricism displayed in "Phony People" will forever change the way you view phony people. "What's Up With Youth?" takes its musical direction from a Jellybean-inspired vibe from the 1980's and will have you asking yourself, "Hey, yeah...what IS up with youth?"

The crown gems, however, are the title track (co-written with former General Hospital doctor/actor Rick Springfield) and "What Is A Dog?", an important question for those who like musical direction in identifying canines. Each track is a testament to the value of "Band-In-A-Box" software; every moment spent listening a vital and glorious moment which you will never have again.

At the last check, there were 24 reviews of this CD, and all but 3 said it was horrible. Even the 5 star-rated ones were kidding, if you read the reviews. And 2 out of the 3 who "genuinely" liked it admitted they were already longtime fans of his.
This guy must be as conceited as he seemed in The Surreal Life to even think this garbage is passable music. The musical styles are usually lifted from someone else, the lyrics are laughably adolescent, and his singing is just this incessant croaking and whining. The man has clearly bought his own hype, though that puzzles me because I didn't know he HAD any more hype nowadays. The only value this CD has is as entertainment, something to laugh at during a party, but only after a few beers. Beyond that, I guess it could double as a coaster, but put it upside down so you don't have to look at the awful cover photo of his glaring mug. Oh SO not sexy!! **shudder**