Customer Reviews

Fred Holy Toast Bread Stamper

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This is hilarious!!! I like all the "Fred" stuff. Too bad they don't make Elvis...(no copyright on religion, I guess!) George Washington, Lincoln or aliens would be cool, too!

i'm a deeply religious christian and my personal motto is '...to worship the god who laughs', so this is just too perfect for me. i'm planning to use it to make a fortune on ebay!

I gave this to a friend as a present and I just called to make sure...yup, it works! She was able to serve a holy grilled cheese sandwich to her husband!

Last Christmas, I bought the Fred Holy Toast Stamper as stocking stuffers for adult members of my family. Given the "miracle" aspect of seeing faces of religious icons in mirrors, windows, potato chips, etc., it is a special gift indeed. White bread with little substance, like Wonder bread, etc., produces the clearest image. Great gift because it's a safe bet the person you are buying for probably doesn't already own it -- just make sure they have a good sense of humor.

I bought this for a couple people to augment their Christmas gifts. It turned out to be a big hit. Not only is the packaging clever but the image is actually produced in the toast!

I found this on Amazon and just had to have it to add to my collection; I am also a owner of Plastic Dashboard Jesus Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious.
This product is awesome, works great on toast and grilled cheese sandwiches (try adding pickles to your grilled cheese sandwich for a little bit of variety). I even tried it on bagels with minimum results, but hey most good bagels are Jewish made so do you really expect the Virgin Marry to be found on Jewish Bagels?

The most dramatic effect I had was back in October when I met fun loving gal while out on the town. It seems that one thing led to another and she ended up coming home with me to close the deal. The next morning I got up to make her breakfast and thought I would dress up her toast with the Holy Bread Stamper. When I brought her breakfast she saw the toast with the image and immediately thought is was a sign from God. I sort of went along with it at first, but when she started to tell me in all seriousness the story of how her grandmother once saw the likeness of Mary in the toast she was serving to a young man and took it an s sign that "he must be the one". Evidently they married shortly after that and had eight children. That was when I wanted off of that wild ride. I tried to tell her it was a joke but she wasn't having any of it. She went on and on of how this was fate and a sign from the holy heavens; that she wanted to wear white, and we should be picking a date for a wedding. Ahh,.........ya,.......ahh,............about that.

It took me 45 minutes to get her to gather all her thing and get out of my house, two weeks and 45 phone calls from her later it was finally over. Wow!

Great product just be careful of crazies when you use it.

I bought this for my best friend (who is a total Gleek) to give her for Christmas. She freaked! Later that day I made her a grilled cheese sandwich with it and she loved it so much she took a picture of it and put it on Facebook. Thanks you, Amazon!

This holy toast stamp is hilarious! Make sure you press it down on the untoasted bread pretty well before you toast it. And the toaster setting can't be too high because then you won't be able to see the image. If you do all this right, the image that you get is very clear and funny! Great conversation piece.

Ridiculousy funny. Anyone with half a sense of humor will love this!!! Its a little smaller than I thought, but perfect size for a slice of bread. I love it. Thanks!!!!

It does not work at all. Not on wheat bread at least, regardless of darkness setings.