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Gayle Carline (Author)
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August 1, 2009
Peri Minneopa has heard her name mangled a thousand ways to Sunday and hates them all. What she does like are clean houses, and dirty martinis. She recently traded in her housecleaning business for a P.I. license. Her timing seems perfect, when she cleans a former client's freezer and finds a severed hand inside, wearing an expensive ring. The client, Benny Needles, is a Dean Martin fanatic who swears he's innocent. But where there's a hand, there's a body, waiting to be found. It's a brand new world for Peri, and she has a lot to learn. Her boyfriend, Skip, a detective in the Placentia Police Department warns Peri that this case could be dangerous, but she can't stop sticking her nose into the middle of things. Her first lesson is that investigating murder can have bad consequences. In the middle of trying to solve the case, Peri takes on a surveillance job. The philandering husband is unhappy with her, and she discovers that even surveillance isn't always low risk. As the two cases collide, will Peri learn the truth behind both of them? And more important, will she ever get that dirty martini?


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About the Author

Gayle Carline is a typical Californian, meaning that she was born somewhere else. She moved to Orange County from Illinois in 1978, and landed in Placentia a few years later. Her husband, Dale, bought her a laptop for Christmas in 1999 because she wanted to write. A year after that, he gave her horseback riding lessons. When she bought her first horse, she finally started writing. Gayle soon became a regular contributor to California Riding Magazine, and in March 2005, she began writing a humor column for her local newspaper, the Placentia News-Times. Every week, she entertains readers with stories of her life with Dale and their son, Marcus. Believing that she should experience reincarnation while she is still alive, Gayle has been a software engineer, a dancer, and even a flying angel for the Crystal Cathedral's Glory of Christmas. In her spare time, Gayle likes to sit down with friends and laugh over a glass of wine. And maybe plan a little murder and mayhem.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Echelon Press (August 1, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1590806077
  • ISBN-13: 978-1590806074
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,235,851 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Gayle Carline is a typical Californian, meaning that she was born somewhere else. She moved to Orange County from Illinois in 1978, and landed in Placentia a few years later.

Her husband, Dale, bought her a laptop for Christmas in 1999 because she wanted to write. A year after that, he gave her horseback riding lessons. When she bought her first horse, she finally started writing.

Gayle soon became a regular contributor to California Riding Magazine, and in March, 2005, she began writing a humor column for her local newspaper, the Placentia News-Times. Every week, she entertains readers with stories of her life with Dale and their son, Marcus.

Believing that she should experience reincarnation while she is still alive, Gayle has been a software engineer, a dancer, and even a flying angel for the Crystal Cathedral's Glory of Christmas.

In her spare time, Gayle likes to sit down with friends and laugh over a glass of wine. And maybe plan a little murder and mayhem for the next novel.

 

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4.0 out of 5 stars Rollicking, November 19, 2009
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Fun & funny read with enough twists & turns to keep the pages turning. The play on words for the various characters is clever. As is the name of the town where the story unfolds. You'll just have to read it to see what I mean.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Whoo!, September 25, 2009
This review is from: Freezer Burn (Paperback)
I was looking forward to reading this book after good word-of-mouth, and I was not disappointed.
Peri Minneopa is a new private detective after years of being a housecleaner. She finds a frozen, severed hand in the freezer of one of her former housekeeping customers, a Dean Martin-worshipping man named Bennie Needles, and the adventure begins. With her best friend, Beebs, who works in the city morgue,and her boyfriend, Skip, a detective, she looks to solve a crime that involves nursing homes, old Hollywood, bookies, and other intriguing clues, all the while trying to take a pregnancy test that may change her entire life at 50. I give this book a Five Dirty Martini grade for a great read!
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5.0 out of 5 stars An interesting and fresh read, August 10, 2009
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Gayle Carline is an Illinois girl who moved to California in 1978. She started writing and riding horses at about the same time, and the two loves quickly merged in the form of articles for the California Riding magazine. She moved on to a humor column in her local newspaper, the Placentia News Times. Mysteries soon followed.

Peri Minneopa (which sounds suspiciously similar to peri-menopause) is a newly minted private investigator, after years of running her own house cleaning business. Of course she has a handsome and vital policeman as her main squeeze, which comes in handy when things get rough. Her first case involves a mangled hand found in the freezer of one of her old housecleaning accounts. Benny Needles (who is described as a hyper obsessive-compulsive) now owns his mother's home and has turned it into a shrine to honor Dean Martin. Benny can't help constantly attracting police attention, due to his innate weirdness. The main question that emerges is...where is the body, and why are more bodies popping up?

"'Benny, what happened?' she asked him.

'Miss Peri,' he said. 'They think I killed him.'

'Killed who?' Peri looked past Benny to his yard. A body lay crumpled, in the overgrown grass.

'I don't know,' he replied. 'The guy who was sneaking.'

Per walked around to the fence, and ran into Officer Monroe.

'Who was it?'

'ID says David Waters,' he told her. 'Stabbed with a bread knife.'

'And what makes you think Benny did it?'

Officer Monroe shrugged. 'It was his knife.'"

Mysteries with missing bodies or body parts are generally very entertaining, and Ms. Carline capitalizes on this with her perky style of descriptive character names. The plot is a good one...where, oh where, is the body, and where is the missing mega-ring that is needed by the family member who is up to his neck in debt with some very unsavory characters? It all adds up to great fun and an interesting and fresh read from Ms. Carline.

Shelley Glodowski
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