The French Maid: And 21 More Naughty Sex Fantasies to Surprise and Arouse Your Man [Paperback]

Don MacLeod (Author), Debra MacLeod (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: December 28, 2004

These step-by-step, fully-scripted love scenes let you be every woman to your man.

Last night, your partner climbed into the same bed he did the night before, pulled the same sheets over his body, and kissed the same woman good-night. But tonight, he’s in for a surprise. Tonight, he’s leaving the real world behind, and stepping into the exhilarating world of sexual fantasy.

In The French Maid, male sexual fantasy is taken to new heights by combining erotic storytelling with powerful sexual techniques. This explicit handbook tells women exactly what to say and do to be their sexiest selves in bed. Each sinful fantasy provides plot, dialogue, and complete directions for consummating the wickedest bedroom scenes ever—no costumes or props required! Inside, you’ll find classics like "The French Maid" and "The Naughty Babysitter" alongside newly imagined romps like "The Mail Order Bride" and "The Camping Trip." The French Maid’s all-play, no-work approach lets any woman effortlessly bring her man’s secret fantasies to life. Surprise and arouse him tonight!

Editorial Reviews

Amazon.com Review

You're in a committed relationship. That doesn't mean you have to forego the spice of sexual variety. The French Maid offers 22 scripted scenarios to "transport your partner to a fantasy world" where the two of you enact a steamy scene. Role-play a masseuse who gets carried away pleasuring her client, or a couple in the throes of passion on a first date, or a strip club customer getting a lap dance. A complete script is provided for each scene. You won't want to memorize the script (that wouldn't be sexy), but use it to direct your own imagination.

The scenes are edgy and street-language explicit--and often not, be forewarned, politically correct. The two of you might role-play Dad seducing the baby sitter, for example, or a doctor performing a vaginal massage on his patient. "The fantasies here are ones that we thought would arouse most men by capitalizing on that which is forbidden," explain the authors. They're fantasies, after all, meant to be role-played for a couple's private pleasure.

Authors Don and Debra Macleod are a married couple who were disappointed in the tame sex guides they found. So they wrote the book they wished they could read--hot, imaginative, and raunchy. --Joan Price

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NOTE: No costumes required. DO try this at home. Results guaranteed.

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Product Details

• Paperback: 256 pages
• Publisher: Broadway (December 28, 2004)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0767917863
• ISBN-13: 978-0767917865
• Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.5 x 8.2 inches
• Shipping Weight: 7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #278,541 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Fun, fun, fun, September 30, 2005

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Blue Eyes (Canada) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The French Maid: And 21 More Naughty Sex Fantasies to Surprise and Arouse Your Man (Paperback)

First off I'd like to say that my husband and I have always had a very healthy love life! This book, however, helped us to open some doors we didn't even know were closed. We definately know each other even more intimately now, and have been having lots of fun exploring our fantasies. Not all of them in the book are going to be for everyone, but it definately kicked our imaginations into gear.

Enjoy!!

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars My wife likes it!, January 6, 2006

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Mr. Tramp (Maine) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The French Maid: And 21 More Naughty Sex Fantasies to Surprise and Arouse Your Man (Paperback)

I've been looking for years for just the right erotica to turn my wife on, and finally I found it. We routinely use written erotica to help separate ourselves from the hustle and bustle of our daily lives as a preparation for love-making and this book seems to have really hit the mark for her. I hope Don and Debra Macleod write another one.

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Better than Blockbuster, July 12, 2005

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This review is from: The French Maid: And 21 More Naughty Sex Fantasies to Surprise and Arouse Your Man (Paperback)

Well, I guess my fiance must be 13 because he loved the thrill of what this book suggests and the taboo ideas it uses. Sure it's raunchy and it's not for everybody, but if you want something with more punch than a bottle of wine, give it a try. Not for the prudish, but my fiance says most guys he knows would love it.
I think the reviewer missed the point. This book was about breaking out of our "dinner and movie" routine. Take it for what it is, but we sure had fun.