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Full Metal Ninja [VHS]

5 star:		(3)
4 star:		(0)
3 star:		(1)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(0)

 

 

Yes this is one of those movies where the ninjas wear headbands that say "Nin-Ja". They can fly, and they can dissapear! They can walk on eggs. This movie is so great my friends and I wrote a song about it at college. An ode to Run DMC's "King of Rock" it went something like this.... I'm the Full Metal Ninja, there ain't nuthin higha, sucka ninja punks can call me sire, Eagle's the name, I fix chicks legs, and when I fell like it, I can walk on eggs....etc. Need I restate that this is a wonderful movie? How else could inspire such art?

Ok, to start things off this movie is a definite 5 for those of you who are looking for bad movies that are funny in a camp sort of way. Everything about this movies is absurd, from the one white 'ninja' who is a ninja but hes slow and just shoots other ninjas with a gun, deep down there is something so wrong but so funny about shooting a ninja with a gun. And lets not forget the actual ninjas, like one scene where a bunch of them are rolling around on the ground slowly inching closer doing ninja-stunts only to be immediately 'dealt' with.

Bottom line its side splitting humor that doesn't know when to stop, and didn't even know it started. And I really want to give away the ending because its so funny but I won't out of respect for the semi-plot that has been forced into this movie.

The ultimate splice movie! See the "Ninja" headband wearing white guy with a gun mixed with a pretty typical asian scenerio and how the stories are so beautifully related to eachother...um...anyway...it's a cool movie to see if you're into that kind of stuff.

Ok, so my friends and I wanted to have a "Ninja Movie Madness" night, so we go to the rental store and pick out pretty much all of the ninja movies they had. This one looked really awesome *hehe* because of the cool foiled cover, so we watched it first. It appears that they took to completely unrelated ninja movies, and spliced them together to create... gasp! One ninja movie with two separate stories that don't coincide at all! This is probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen and it had me laughing from the first minute to the end. From the amazingly remastered redubbed speech ("I'd like some buns... to go.") to the awesome fight seens and special effects, this movie has it all. A must see. It makes Steven Speilburg look like a child in the backyard with his father's camcorder.

Roddy mcdowell is the game master to easy living d&d live role players who unwitting discover that the a hybrid baboon science project wishes them all dead. Perfect stuff for that saturday day afternoon, leave your brain behind and just watch the film fun.