Funniest Amazon Product Reviews

A Listmania! list by Shannon (Davis, CA)
The list author says: "After finding a link to Uranium Ore on Amazon one day, I found myself spending way too much time clicking through many hundreds of hilarious Amazon product reviews. Ever the organizer, I thought it would be nice to collect some of the products with the most creative reviews in one place."
Uranium Ore
1.  Uranium Ore by Images SI
The list author says:
  "Essential for both terrorists and mad scientists."
$39.95
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,306 customer reviews)

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
2.  Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz by Tuscan
The list author says:
  "More than 1000 reviews will convince you how special Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, is."
Used & New from: $75.00
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,734 customer reviews)

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The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
3.  The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee by The Mountain
The list author says:
  "Just a wolf t-shirt, or so much more?"
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4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3,117 customer reviews)

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JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
4.  JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank by Nao
The list author says:
  "Now you can fulfill all those suppressed Princess Leia fantasies."
Out of stock
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (406 customer reviews)

 
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22% of customers ultimately buy this item after viewing the unavailable item above
Black & Decker 75-626 Assorted Jigsaw Blades Set, Wood and Metal, 24-Pack by Black & Decker

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The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China
5.  The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China by Icon Group International
The list author says:
  "Groundbreaking work on a critically important subject. If you enjoy this, don't miss the related volume "The 2007-2012 Outlook for Public Building Stacking Chairs Excluding Bar, Bowling Center, Cafeteria, Library, Restaurant, and School Stacking Chairs in India.""
$423.26
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (138 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions

Fresh Whole Rabbit
6.  Fresh Whole Rabbit by Cloverdale
The list author says:
  "Be vewy, vewy quiet..."
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3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (339 customer reviews)

AutoExec Wheelmate Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray
7.  AutoExec Wheelmate Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray by AutoExec
The list author says:
  "Great gift for the multitasker in your life!"
$25.39   Used & New from: $19.37
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,191 customer reviews)

Nova Dress
8.  Nova Dress by TEST
The list author says:
  "Don't tell them it's a test"
Out of stock
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (69 customer reviews)

 
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45% of customers ultimately buy this item after viewing the unavailable item above
The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee by The Mountain

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BIC Cristal Xtra Smooth Ball Pen, Medium Point (1.0 mm), Black, 12-Count
9.  BIC Cristal Xtra Smooth Ball Pen, Medium Point (1.0 mm), Black, 12-Count by BIC
The list author says:
  "Excellent for writing on paper."
$3.29   Used & New from: $1.47
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (431 customer reviews)

A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
10.  A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates by Rand Corporation Rand Corporation
The list author says:
  "387103 1028642 102 1837 10028364 659463 2937 74 93 92653 7 925082"
$56.41   Used & New from: $45.00
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (617 customer reviews) | 6 customer discussions

UFO-02 Detector, magnetometer interfaced with micro controller for detecting magnetic anomalies.
11.  UFO-02 Detector, magnetometer interfaced with micro controller for detecting magnetic anomalies. by Images SI Inc.
The list author says:
  "Now you can prove to the disbelievers what we all know to be true."
$89.58
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (134 customer reviews)

AMSCAN Face Paint, 1-Ounce, White
12.  AMSCAN Face Paint, 1-Ounce, White by Amscan
The list author says:
  "Great for those traveling in Arizona."
Out of stock
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (36 customer reviews)

 
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30% of customers ultimately buy this item after viewing the unavailable item above
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer by Hutzler

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Guardian Angel
13.  Guardian Angel by Dr.Yoo
The list author says:
  "Everyone needs a guardian angel."
Out of stock
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)

 
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26% of customers ultimately buy this item after viewing the unavailable item above
Samsung 32GB EVO Class 10 Micro SDHC up to 48MB/s with Adapter (MB-MP32DA/AM) by Samsung

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How to Avoid Huge Ships
14.  How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer
The list author says:
  "I can't tell you how many times this book has saved my skin!"
Used & New from: $112.95
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,260 customer reviews)

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Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable (Discontinued by Manufacturer)
15.  Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable (Discontinued by Manufacturer) by Denon
The list author says:
  "For those who know that any worthwhile cable should cost at least $200 per foot. Fro more awesome cableness: http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/dp/B000J36XR2/ref=cm_rdp_product"
Used & New from: $8,000.00
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (612 customer reviews)

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Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff
16.  Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff by David Hasselhoff
The list author says:
  "Music gold."
Used & New from: $11.00
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,114 customer reviews)

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